Ch-Ch-Check it out

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Alrighty folks.

I was walking with my oneitis today after history and we were going to our last class. Anyways, I meet up with a buddy along the way and he starts walking with us. There's this uncomfortable silence and she says, "AFK shoulder hurts....::moan:::rolleyes: " So I'm like, "look, if you want me to touch you all you gotta do is ask. There's no need to be shy. We're both old enough."

She like, "you know what? Why're so full of yourself?" I just go, "why're you in denial?"

her, "I'm not, I have a boy friend you know."

me: (talking to my friend, but she can hear loud and clear) see man, even chicks with boyfriends want me now. It's hard being so damn hot (said sarcastically with a smile)

she just kind of walked ahead and I kept chatting with my buddy. THEN SHE ****ING SLOWS DOWN LMAO probably cuz she got lonely, but we keep our saame speed and keep walking. Anyways, dunno wtf is going ot happen tomorrow.

Pretty interesting eh? Now...just to think, a while back I was head and heels over this chick. Anyways, the important thing is to HAVE FUN. I don't really expect anything, but there's nothing wrong with flirting.
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but heres' the catch. my mate was like, "dude, if you're going to be ****y like that all the time people aren't going to like you." I was like, "dude, can't you tell I was joking?"

him: yeah, but people don't like it. you should watch out.

me: alright mr. pimp know it all (in my mind: yeah ****ing right!)

him: haha damn dude, this smartass **** is giong to annoy people too.

me: better than some people's dumbass ****

and then we both laugh. but it got me thinking....I was clearly joking....maybe he's jealous? Or do people really kind of start to despise you.
 

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
Or do people really kind of start to despise you.
 

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Re: Re: Re: Ch-Ch-Check it out

Originally posted by AFK Protector
:( Eternal do you despise me?
No, why?
 

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
I was just wondering what your reply meant. So...people are starting to despise me at school...


KICK ASS!:D
Yah, only problem is that if you alienate too many people, you'll either:

A) Get yourself jumped

B) No one will talk to you (guy or girl)

C) School will suck majorly.
 

Create self-fulfilling prophecies. Always assume the positive. Assume she likes you. Assume she wants to talk to you. Assume she wants to go out with you. When you think positive, positive things happen.

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I'm a sarcastic, c0cky smartass all the time and most everyone loves me (except on this forum :D).
 

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
Alrighty folks.

I was walking with my oneitis today after history and we were going to our last class. Anyways, I meet up with a buddy along the way and he starts walking with us. There's this uncomfortable silence and she says, "AFK shoulder hurts....::moan:::rolleyes: " So I'm like, "look, if you want me to touch you all you gotta do is ask. There's no need to be shy. We're both old enough."

She like, "you know what? Why're so full of yourself?" I just go, "why're you in denial?"

good to see you back mate! anyways, i think your ****iness came on too agressive, until it wasn't funny anymore. you should have approached it with more good humour (more smiles, said it in an overtly joking manner)

even if you were joking, she found it so seriously convincing that she believed you.

more good humour mate...
 

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Yo guys it's all okay. Today she asked me what time it was and I was like, "Amy, remember what I said yesterday?"

So she's like "haha oh yeah..hi AFK"

me: hmm quick learner. hello AMy:)
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then in the halls when I'm walking opposite her she starts to blush and I just say hi and smile.

That's very surprising because it's my oneitis. btw, I don't act like this all the time. In class I'm serious and am pretty much the smart kid respected by all. My buddy just had something up his ass that day, but today we just started laughing about yesterday. Nothing serious. I think I had an advantage here because I never really came on so damn ****y before and I guess it shocked her and my pal.

Now thats she's seen I'm not what I seem on the outside (modest, calm, gentleman) I can "sprinkle" a bit as MetalFortress said. I'm not a very ****y guy, trust me on this folks. Maybe a bit too cynical sometimes though..
 

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And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
Yo guys it's all okay. Today she asked me what time it was and I was like, "Amy, remember what I said yesterday?"

So she's like "haha oh yeah..hi AFK"

me: hmm quick learner. hello AMy:)
_____________

then in the halls when I'm walking opposite her she starts to blush and I just say hi and smile.

That's very surprising because it's my oneitis. btw, I don't act like this all the time. In class I'm serious and am pretty much the smart kid respected by all. My buddy just had something up his ass that day, but today we just started laughing about yesterday. Nothing serious. I think I had an advantage here because I never really came on so damn ****y before and I guess it shocked her and my pal.

Now thats she's seen I'm not what I seem on the outside (modest, calm, gentleman) I can "sprinkle" a bit as MetalFortress said. I'm not a very ****y guy, trust me on this folks. Maybe a bit too cynical sometimes though..
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Originally posted by AFK Protector
Yo guys it's all okay. Today she asked me what time it was and I was like, "Amy, remember what I said yesterday?"

So she's like "haha oh yeah..hi AFK"

me: hmm quick learner. hello AMy:)
_____________

then in the halls when I'm walking opposite her she starts to blush and I just say hi and smile.

That's very surprising because it's my oneitis. btw, I don't act like this all the time. In class I'm serious and am pretty much the smart kid respected by all. My buddy just had something up his ass that day, but today we just started laughing about yesterday. Nothing serious. I think I had an advantage here because I never really came on so damn ****y before and I guess it shocked her and my pal.

Now thats she's seen I'm not what I seem on the outside (modest, calm, gentleman) I can "sprinkle" a bit as MetalFortress said. I'm not a very ****y guy, trust me on this folks. Maybe a bit too cynical sometimes though..
i know a few "smart guys" that are respected by all, probably the coolest people, and most people dont know this till out of hs, mabe even late into college :)
 
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