Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?