Damn, I typed up a long and detailed reply but lost it, so I'll summarize.
I know what frequencies cell phones operate on, ranges from about 850 MHz to 1800 MHz. Even visible light is several orders of magnitude higher energy.
See
http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/mod3.html#c1 . I'm sure you already learned all this stuff, but unless you can explain to me why it's wrong, it would seem that it contradicts you.
Further, the whole cooking an egg thing is a hoax. Have you done it yourself? No, probably read it on slashdot.
Ha ha, Mr. physics major fell for an online prank.
http://www.gelfmagazine.com/archives/how_to_cook_an_egg_and_create_a_viral_sensation.php
Further, I can't find any links, but I believe the BBC and some science show tried to do this with much more radiation (100 cell phones) and the egg didn't even get warm.
Radiation is NOT all the same. We get huge daily doses of Visible light, but would die pretty fast from gamma rays if they were able to penetrate the atmosphere.
Like I said in my first post, perhaps phones do produce a little bit of heat, but your body can handle that. Just like your arm doesn't cook if it gets warm in the sun, your body can transfer heat throughout your body through circulation, and can also get rid of it through sweating, etc.
Unless you can explain and prove to us how and why cell phones are dangerous (without relying on online pranks as evidence), then it would seem you're the MORON.