Casanova's Guide to Humor

BobbDobbs

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Brevity is the soul of wit.

So if you are going to recite long "jokes" you should probably spice it up by becoming the characters -- changes in accent, more drama, etc. But don't over act either, which can be off putting.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

JuanMoore

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Coolbreeze43 said:
I really like George Carlin's humor...
Some quotes from him.

- I never fvcked a ten, but one night, I fvcked five twos.

- You can’t argue with a good bl0wj0b.

- Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fvck.
 
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