Dr. Smooth
Don Juan
The mortal enemy of all DJ's is that rare and dangerous breed of AFC, the "Captain Save a Hoe" (aka "Captain" or "Saver")
The Captain Save a Hoe thinks that it is his mission in life to save all females from themselves, and protect their vagina's from assault by "players" that seek entry. He has a towel surgically implanted on his shoulder for a woman to cry on. The Captain will leap of the tallest building to save his damsel in distress at a moments notice.
Foolishly, the Captain thinks that the woman with whom he as been so loyal and faithful will one day reward his efforts with love and sex. Silly Captain Save a Hoe!! He has yet to hear the lectures of learned DJ's everywhere on the dangers of the "Friend Zone"(no need to reproduce them here)
However, as previously stated, the Captain is a more dangerous breed of AFC. His deeply imbbeded jealousy and self lothing causes him to have a rage that is directed towards the DJ. He sees the DJ as Lex Luthor to his Superman, or the Joker to his Batman. Every chance he gets, he will warn his damsel in distress over the danger of the "player" ("Don't trust him, he's a player") The Captain is the guy among the group of girls at the club who gives you the icy stare as you approach, and tries to assault your game. The Captain is the only guy invited on "girls night", that zealously joins in in all of the male bashing.
Poor Captain Save a Hoe!! We must feel sorry for him. He hopes to win over the damsel in distress, but instead she sees him as her "gay little brother." He gets excited when she seeminly heeds his warnings that a DJ is a "player", but time and time again is crushed to learn that she f*cked him on the first night. (Usually from her mouth). Captain Save a Hoe is no match for the DJ. Although he seeks to be a "Batman" to our "Joker", he sadly ends up the "Coyote" to our "Roadrunner" BEEP BEEP!!
Portrait of a Captain Save a Hoe:
The Best Example of Captain Save a Hoe is a guy I knew in college. We called him Mariano Rivera (for you baseball fans) because he had the most "saves" in the major leagues.
Mariano held a torch for this girl for four years in college. Not one kiss, let alone a f*ck. He would cook for her, and listen to her stories. Spent hours on the phone with her. Even bought her gifts on Valentines day.
My roomate f*cked her on the first night. As the "damsel in distress" did not have a ride home, she called faithful Mariano to pick her up AT 3AM!!! She greeted him with a hug ad kiss on the cheek, with my roomates d*ck on her breath.
Beware of the Captain trying to assault your game. Know him and his sad state of affairs so that you will suppress your own "Captain like" tendencies.
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"Player Haters Never Prosper"
The Captain Save a Hoe thinks that it is his mission in life to save all females from themselves, and protect their vagina's from assault by "players" that seek entry. He has a towel surgically implanted on his shoulder for a woman to cry on. The Captain will leap of the tallest building to save his damsel in distress at a moments notice.
Foolishly, the Captain thinks that the woman with whom he as been so loyal and faithful will one day reward his efforts with love and sex. Silly Captain Save a Hoe!! He has yet to hear the lectures of learned DJ's everywhere on the dangers of the "Friend Zone"(no need to reproduce them here)
However, as previously stated, the Captain is a more dangerous breed of AFC. His deeply imbbeded jealousy and self lothing causes him to have a rage that is directed towards the DJ. He sees the DJ as Lex Luthor to his Superman, or the Joker to his Batman. Every chance he gets, he will warn his damsel in distress over the danger of the "player" ("Don't trust him, he's a player") The Captain is the guy among the group of girls at the club who gives you the icy stare as you approach, and tries to assault your game. The Captain is the only guy invited on "girls night", that zealously joins in in all of the male bashing.
Poor Captain Save a Hoe!! We must feel sorry for him. He hopes to win over the damsel in distress, but instead she sees him as her "gay little brother." He gets excited when she seeminly heeds his warnings that a DJ is a "player", but time and time again is crushed to learn that she f*cked him on the first night. (Usually from her mouth). Captain Save a Hoe is no match for the DJ. Although he seeks to be a "Batman" to our "Joker", he sadly ends up the "Coyote" to our "Roadrunner" BEEP BEEP!!
Portrait of a Captain Save a Hoe:
The Best Example of Captain Save a Hoe is a guy I knew in college. We called him Mariano Rivera (for you baseball fans) because he had the most "saves" in the major leagues.
Mariano held a torch for this girl for four years in college. Not one kiss, let alone a f*ck. He would cook for her, and listen to her stories. Spent hours on the phone with her. Even bought her gifts on Valentines day.
My roomate f*cked her on the first night. As the "damsel in distress" did not have a ride home, she called faithful Mariano to pick her up AT 3AM!!! She greeted him with a hug ad kiss on the cheek, with my roomates d*ck on her breath.
Beware of the Captain trying to assault your game. Know him and his sad state of affairs so that you will suppress your own "Captain like" tendencies.
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"Player Haters Never Prosper"
