The local strip bar was having a big promotion recently. The plan was to strike up a lot of business and it worked like a charm.
So much so that the place was packed and lined up out the door for an entire week. Tickets to get in were selling for crazy prices.
The place is normally free to get in and rightly so. Its a bit of a dive and mainly attracts the low-life types.
The word was about town and everyone who was anyone wanted to go. On the last night the party was huge and a good portion of the crowd were young 20 something women who just wanted to be part of the "big party"
The crowd was rowdy and boisterous and every stripper who got on the stage was given an enormous ego boost by all the screaming men.
It didn't take long but the young chicks in the crowd couldn't help themselves. There were strippers on stage getting more attention than them and that didn't sit well. Heaven forbid.
So in between shows a large group of girls (from the crowd) one at a time got up on stage and stripped down for the screaming masses.
Now these weren't slvtty hoes or dirty girls. Just average young girls caught up in the "mentality" of the moment. Doing things they probably never dreamed they would do.
So all you guys confused by women wake up. The instruction manual for women is one page long and has only one word.
ATTENTION.
So much so that the place was packed and lined up out the door for an entire week. Tickets to get in were selling for crazy prices.
The place is normally free to get in and rightly so. Its a bit of a dive and mainly attracts the low-life types.
The word was about town and everyone who was anyone wanted to go. On the last night the party was huge and a good portion of the crowd were young 20 something women who just wanted to be part of the "big party"
The crowd was rowdy and boisterous and every stripper who got on the stage was given an enormous ego boost by all the screaming men.
It didn't take long but the young chicks in the crowd couldn't help themselves. There were strippers on stage getting more attention than them and that didn't sit well. Heaven forbid.
So in between shows a large group of girls (from the crowd) one at a time got up on stage and stripped down for the screaming masses.
Now these weren't slvtty hoes or dirty girls. Just average young girls caught up in the "mentality" of the moment. Doing things they probably never dreamed they would do.
So all you guys confused by women wake up. The instruction manual for women is one page long and has only one word.
ATTENTION.