Can't help themselves

Slickster

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The local strip bar was having a big promotion recently. The plan was to strike up a lot of business and it worked like a charm.

So much so that the place was packed and lined up out the door for an entire week. Tickets to get in were selling for crazy prices.

The place is normally free to get in and rightly so. Its a bit of a dive and mainly attracts the low-life types.

The word was about town and everyone who was anyone wanted to go. On the last night the party was huge and a good portion of the crowd were young 20 something women who just wanted to be part of the "big party"

The crowd was rowdy and boisterous and every stripper who got on the stage was given an enormous ego boost by all the screaming men.

It didn't take long but the young chicks in the crowd couldn't help themselves. There were strippers on stage getting more attention than them and that didn't sit well. Heaven forbid.

So in between shows a large group of girls (from the crowd) one at a time got up on stage and stripped down for the screaming masses.

Now these weren't slvtty hoes or dirty girls. Just average young girls caught up in the "mentality" of the moment. Doing things they probably never dreamed they would do.

So all you guys confused by women wake up. The instruction manual for women is one page long and has only one word.

ATTENTION.
 

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This is very interesting, Slickster.

But I would beg to differ that the girls who got up and "stripped down for the masses" were NOT slvtty hoes or dirty girls", though. I've found that slvts are slvts in DEED, not WORD.

SOME chicks are EXACTLY that way at their core...and all they really needed was "air and opportunity". And the circumstance you just described provided them with BOTH.

But this isn't to say that those who DIDN'T get on stage didn't WANT to, though. Something inside them, whether it was fear, shame, disgust, errant pubic hair, or lack of "freshness" STOPPED them..but only their lovers or their GYNECOLOGISTS know for sure....LOL
 

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Slickster said:
So all you guys confused by women wake up. The instruction manual for women is one page long and has only one word.

ATTENTION.
Try having a party with more women than men, and watch the chicks vie for attention. It's quite a spectacle.

I have a pretty good chick friend who absolutely REFUSES to go to a strip club because she says, and I quote, "I want the attention to be on ME".

Now this girl IS NOT an A.W. She doesn't go around doing and saying things to seek attention. Interesting that she would make a comment like this, but it goes to show that ALL women want attention.
 

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Just like girls flashing their boobs at a sporting event.

All those men paying too much attention to something other than them.
 
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