Can't Believe I said that eh?

[Shogun]

Yesterday I was in my Uni. I saw this HB(8) looking at me. I am dressed in sporty gear (just came from the Gym). I have talk to her twice and always I would forget her name on purpose. Then I would tease her about it all the time. Anyway I walked up to her and said hey "How you doin?" with a smirk.

Talk for a bit then I told her that the formal tickets were being sold right now and that she should go grab a ticket for herself since she is my date to the formal.

She gives me the weirdest look and states " Oh so I don't have a say in where I am going... You are pretty ****y hmm?"

Shogun still smiling " Girl you can have all the say in the world... I am bouncing" After that I got up and left.

She called me this morning apolgizing for being rude and she also confirmed that she would love to go with me to the formal.

I told her " Ohh no need to apologize as long as you realize that this kind of behaviour is not acceptable, and About the formal.... I will have to think about it because I already got asked out by "Sarah" HB(7.6) She has an amazing sense of humor. Anyway I have to go to the gym Rude Girl..... Peace...

Guys it is easy as that! Be the ****iest mofo in the world and you should be alright. And never back down from your statements.

 

[Trance]

Now let us know if you got dumped by both about going to the formal.

 

[Charisma]

Don't know man, you're a bit off if you ask me. The part where you ent 'Get yourself a ticket cause you're going with me' was smooth. But the rest nah, don't think it was any good. especially the part where you say 'Oh I got asked out by HB7 blabla' . Imo you should never SAY you have other prospects, they have to know it without you saying it THAT obvious. Just by the way you act ...

 

[Walk this Way]

Everything was great...until that last statement. For some reason it seemed poorly timed (on the telephone??) and a little overboard, like you're obviously pretending to be cooler than you are. But it's all good, she digs you.

 

[Ice Cold]

Nah - he's doing ok. You gotta stir sh1t up like this at the beginning of the relationship.

I can BET MONEY that she's thinking about him 24/7 and trying to guess what he's thinking, how to get him, what it would be like to posess him and how wonderful it would be if she'd be able to be his girlfrend.

That's how she develops one-itis and her IL skyrockets. Good method man.

Now get all flirty and nice on the next encounter. Then pass her by in the hall without even saying hi.

Or something like that. You'll feel it.

 

[Shogun]

I flirted with her the next day for a little bit then told her that I had class to attend...


After class went clubbing with couple of my buddies. Guess who I see there.... HB 8 with her friends. She noticed me and waved. I gave a half-smile and did a wave back. Then I started dancing with as many girls as possible even when she was out of site. Alot of the girls I danced with were friends from Uni but it build my social standing in the club. Now I am dancing with the "Paid Dancers" and have an amazing time. She cuts in and asks if I want to dance with her. I gave her a lazy "drunken" smile and told her that I was already busy with the nice lady. After I am done, I will think about it. Then I kept on dancing, this time becoming becoming even more risky ( Don't Let her do the Pelvis slide )

Anyway After I was done, I went to go get me a drink. She was sitting at the bar with a puppy-face. I ordered Rum and Coke and while I was sipping on it, I told her "
Hey, this is a party, Girl not a morgue! Cheer up..."
She gives me a nasty look and says " I pissed cause I don't have a date to the formal anymore"
I give her a sly look and reply " Well, It isn't my fault you missed an oppurtunity of a lifetime... A Date with Your Truly"
She playfully slaps me and says " Well you should have been such a ****y *******!"
I smiled and stated " Whatever gurl... Your lose... I am going to go dance and you can whine and cry here all you want... ALONE!"

She got up with me said that I should dance with her. I said alright and then we danced for a bit. She told me that she was a good dancer and that I should really take her to the formal. I smiled and told her that I would think about it. and left after that dance to chill with my bros before we left

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Guys I am saying things that I would never say if I wanted to keep a girl but guys these arrogant ****y comments work.

 

[dietzcoi]

Shogun, you are right! Don't back down and don't let anybody here make you nervous with AFC comments about getting dumped.


Works for all women! I am now dating a woman my age and pouring it on just like you. She knows I have another woman at work interested in me. In my AFC days I would have tried to hide it and would have thought it would turn her off to me...

WRONG!

It has the opposite effect, and when I mention the other woman to my current, she starts grinning, flirting, clinging and wanting me more... the more I act ****y the more she is attracted....

I have done this at my ski club in front of a group of AFCs who were orbiting around her. They no doubt thought "What a jerk, he will get slapped" but instead I got the girl... sucks to be them!

Amazing how this works. Guys, it is NOT logical so don't try to think it out.

Just do it! (a

Dietzcoi

 

[dillin]

Shogun you are pimpin big time now, the stuff you said is straight up money don't let anyone here say you messed up. Like Ice Cold say, this ho will be thinking of you 24/7 no doubt. If you feel like it you can let her be lucky and let he be around you.

 

[DJ_Dork]

you are funny and lame!

 

[AFK Protector]

Originally posted by Shogun

Shogun still smiling " Girl you can have all the say in the world... I am bouncing" After that I got up and left.

That's great man. Sorry, but I wasn't sure what you meant by "I am bouncing." You mean one of those nightclub bouncers? Please explain. Thanks.

 

[dillin]

Re: Re: Can't Believe I said that eh?

Originally posted by AFK Protector
That's great man. Sorry, but I wasn't sure what you meant by "I am bouncing." You mean one of those nightclub bouncers? Please explain. Thanks.

When you say something like "I'm gonna bounce" it means your going to leave.

 

[AFK Protector]

ok sorry I'm a noob. Thanks. I thought he meant he was gonna be a bouncer lol.

 

[Trapspringer]

Yesterday I was in my Uni. I saw this HB(8) looking at me.

. I will have to think about it because I already got asked out by "Sarah" HB(7.6)

You just don't know how surprised I am that there isn't 9s in the place of that 8 and 7.6.

 

[Porky]

Originally posted by dietzcoi
Amazing how this works. Guys, it is NOT logical so don't try to think it out.

Just do it! (a

Dietzcoi

Nothing could be more true. The ruder you are to some girls the more impressed they are with you. I nicknamed one of the girls in my Spanish class HoSkank, and since yesterday she's shared a desk with me, given me a massage, rested her chin on my back, made me sit on her lap, and tried to give me her number two or three times. I don't find her that attractive but my friends widely consider her to be the prettiest girl in our school of 3200.

Women! They're insane.

 

[Shogun]

Originally posted by Trapspringer
You just don't know how surprised I am that there isn't 9s in the place of that 8 and 7.6.

Cause I don't lie dude. I am telling you as it is...


I act the way I do cause that is me. I don't special for anyone. I am a ****y Azzhole and damn proud of it. Let people call me what they want. That never hurt me before nor will it now.

Just to give hopes to all the other Dj tryers like me. I am not expectionally handsome. My friends tell me when I clean up and look my best I am at an 8 or 8.5 while normally I am more of a 6 or 6.5. I don't shave for at least 5 days on end. I haven't had a haircut for 3 months. I wear what I want. It seems to work for me because girls see that I am not a metrohomosexual. I am a man who is sweaty from the gym and can't be bothered to shave everyday. For formal events I kick everything up a notch. Haircut, double shave ( shave twice a day), Extremely well pressed suits and clothing. Nicely polished boots, and great colognes. I am pimping when in am formal events otherwise I dress in whatever I want.

 

[Shogun]

Thanks for your support dillin and Porky. When I nail her, I will be sure to thank you guys It is getting interesting now dude.

hb 8 came to me while I was chatting with hb 7.4 and asked me if I was going to go to the formal if so then I should go with her. Also she told me that she bought a ticket for me and also her dad can hook me up at a Tuxedo rental place.... I smiled and told her that I will think about it. Hb 7.4 was extremely pissed at her and ME? Anyway now she is totally pissed at H.B 8 for trying to steal me. Lol I am having tons of fun just playing hahaha

 

[dillin]

Originally posted by Shogun
Thanks for your support dillin and Porky. When I nail her, I will be sure to thank you guys It is getting interesting now dude.

hb 8 came to me while I was chatting with hb 7.4 and asked me if I was going to go to the formal if so then I should go with her. Also she told me that she bought a ticket for me and also her dad can hook me up at a Tuxedo rental place.... I smiled and told her that I will think about it. Hb 7.4 was extremely pissed at her and ME? Anyway now she is totally pissed at H.B 8 for trying to steal me. Lol I am having tons of fun just playing hahaha

Thanks bro

You got tight game so keep it that way, you got these girls wrapped around your fingers and there emotional highs and lows can be altered by the mere words from your mouth. I hate to say there is some type of "right" way when it comes to dealing with this because I believe it's not so much what you say but how you feel inside but I take it you do feel good inside since you atleast have the balls to say that stuff so stay pimpin playa!

 

[Shogun]

Dillin I don't think it is about find the right words. IT is just coming up with the right attitude. Don't give a ****... ****y SOB. Be the fuker your mother would not want you to hang out with but you will because he carries him in a way that ozzes confident. Almost like you have a rythem that is seperate from the everyone else. You are a **** stirrer. That is attitude you want.

 

[Shogun]

haha... Bad day today

The HB 8 asked my AFC friend about me and my feeling for her. This idiot tell her that I find her attractive and am very interested in her. (Despite the fact I have never talked about her at all with anyone) He thought he was getting me brownie points... lol Well that did not work out as he thought.

She came to me while I was eating and she stated " Shogun You like me and you still play games with me hmmm.... maybe I don't want to go out with a playa like you"

I was flabbergasted, and nearly choked on my lunch. The time it took me to chew my food, helped me with a come back. I slowly looked at her and did a half smile/smirk and said

" Hmm... I am the one playing games eh? As far as I remember I asked you first and you did not give me an answer. Now That I am going out with another pretty lady you are getting jealous on me... You had your chance, don't blame me cause you blew it. Now if you don't mind I need to finish my lunch and go to Class."

Hb stared and said " That was rude Shogun"
Shogun: " Really?"
HB: "Yeah, it was very rude"
Shogun: " Really That is interesting, now perhaps you would like to go talk to someone who cares"
She left with a loud humph

She is next now cause of all that attitude. Wow Life never stops getting interesting does it. I guess I am taking hb 7.6 to the formal It could me worse... I could be taking Plamela or Handerson

 

[Porky]

You got ****blocked Happens all the time because of AFC friends.