Can You Think Of A Clever Response To This???

[dadmonson]

Myspace emails between me and a girl;

Me: Did you get my friend request??? ALso do you have a Boyfriend, or anybody like that?





Her:Hi. Yea i have a boyfriend. I got ur friend request but, my boyfriend wouldnt appreciate if i added or talk to any other guys. Sorry. Out of respect for him I dont wanna get in trouble


THis is just begging for a clever response but I can't think of any right now. Maybe inspiration can hit one of you guys and you can think of one!

 

[Jaggs]

Um.

Leave it.

You didn't come across as interesting at all, just asked a plain question then asked if she had a boyfriend. Its quite obvious what you are after. She might not even have one.

Next time try to actually spark some interest. If a girl finds you interesting and has a boyfriend then she won't give a fvck about what her BF thinks about adding you. You got played.

 

[dadmonson]

Um.

Leave it.

You didn't come across as interesting at all, just asked a plain question then asked if she had a boyfriend. Its quite obvious what you are after. She might doesn't even have one.

Next time try to actually spark some interest. If a girl finds you interesting and has a boyfriend then she won't give a fvck about what her BF thinks about adding you. You got played.

The thing is, I'm not that interested in this girl. I know that she probably doesn't have a boyfriend by how she said she would get in trouble for talking to other guys. I just want to have fun with it and see what some of you can come up with. One more message and that is it. If she gives a response I'll update you all.

I was thinking about just giving her a link to this website, http://www.abuseintervention.org/ .

 

[JohnChap]

VERY Gooood! I like that way you spotted someone you like, contacted her immediately, then sought help when it doubt of how to respond! Good job Playboy to be,

BUT ...

you made a HUGE mistake in the beginning. Why on EARTH would you ask if she has a boyfriend???

You Seem EXTREMELY EAGER here man!!!

That;s a HUGE "NO, NO"

Now you have to get out of the HOLE you put yourself in.
Any attempts @ seducing her will only appear self-seeking.

And BELIEVE me when I tell you this: It;s done. No matter how clever your response is, she cannot be turned to anything more than your net-buddy; especially if she has a boyfriend who she seems to respect.

Cut your losses and move on. Learn from this mistake, and be sure NOT to commit it again. Next time,

CREATE a REAL interest BEFORE you ask the dreaded "boyfriend" question.

Wishing you international success with women

 

[JohnChap]

The thing is, I'm not that interested in this girl. I just want to have fun with it and see what some of you can come up with.

Please Playboy to be, you're not fooling ANYONE. We've all been there; making excuses for ourselves for why we want "to stick around". Let's face this defeat head on, cut your losses, and move on.

Spending time with this girl will NOT lead NOWHERE ... unless you want to be her friend and wait for the unluckily or luckily (you don't know and thats just one of the problems!) day she breaks up her boyfriend. Even then, you'll be nothing more than a friend to her ...


These are the muddy waters that await you if you pursue this foolish endeavor!

 

[oakraiderz2]

You seem like one of those myspace creepers who sends my girlfriend messages saying stupid sh*t. Just leave it bro. Meet girls in real life, son.

 

[dadmonson]

You seem like one of those myspace creepers who sends my girlfriend messages saying stupid sh*t. Just leave it bro. Meet girls in real life, son.

I put no effort in that sh*t at all man. I spent like 1 minute emailing...

"Did you get my friend request??? ALso do you have a Boyfriend, or anybody like that?"

I was not serious. And I do know her in real life I was just trying to have fun with it. I emailed her with an alias myspace.

She tried to play me though and now I want to get her back.

 

[SharinganUser]

If a chick digs you, she won't have a boyfriend. If she isn't interested, she always has a boyfriend. Catch my drift?



EDIT: Dude, she rejected you, she didn't play you. Leave her alone.

 

[dadmonson]

If a chick digs you, she won't have a boyfriend. If she isn't interested, she always has a boyfriend. Catch my drift?

Whatever. I don't care. You guys are making this email on the internet more than it is. I emailed her with a freakin blank myspace page. She doesn't know who the h*ll it is. I was just trying to have fun to see what people could come up with.

 

[jdon23]

Why do you want to "get her back." She didn't do anything to you!

She probably doesn't even have a boyfriend. Step into her shoes for a moment.

some RANDOM guy messages you and the first thing he says is "do you have a bf?." You would think something around the lines..

"why does this guy want to know if im dating? Does he think WE could date? I dont even know him! What a creeper!"


Just let this one go. Stop looking for the "magic line" and just start being yourself man.

 

[dadmonson]

Why do you want to "get her back." She didn't do anything to you!

She probably doesn't even have a boyfriend. Step into her shoes for a moment.

some RANDOM guy messages you and the first thing he says is "do you have a bf?." You would think something around the lines..

"why does this guy want to know if im dating? Does he think WE could date? I dont even know him! What a creeper!"


Just let this one go. Stop looking for the "magic line" and just start being yourself man.

Again you are making it much more than it is. I was just playing on the internet dude.

This is what I'm going to email her... "Look...Girlfriend all I was asking is to be a friend not your side kick, besides I'm not a player nor am I a cheater. I respect my friends and there relationships. Plus! It sounds like your boyfriend is a control freak and/or insecure. Nevertheless I'm moving on best wishes to you, later"

 

[dadmonson]

Why do you want to "get her back."

God dang guys, it's not that serious. I thought it would be funny to read some of you alls responses, its whatever.

 

[chinwaggler]

ur an idiot

 

[dadmonson]

ur an idiot

Feel free to avoid this idiotic thread then.

 

[jdon23]

Again you are making it much more than it is. I was just playing on the internet dude.

This is what I'm going to email her... "Look...Girlfriend all I was asking is to be a friend not your side kick, besides I'm not a player nor am I a cheater. I respect my friends and there relationships. Plus! It sounds like your boyfriend is a control freak and/or insecure. Nevertheless I'm moving on best wishes to you, later"

What is the purpose of your conversation with her?? There is ZERO chance for getting any poon.. or even a friendship for that matter. Why even bother? I dont understand your motives.

If it makes you feel better than email that to her.. but it will make you look even worse

 

[dadmonson]

What is the purpose of your conversation with her?? There is ZERO chance for getting any poon.. or even a friendship for that matter. Why even bother? I dont understand your motives.

but it will make you look even worse

My purpose was to see if people on here could come up with something clever/funny to say in response, because I enjoy reading things like that, obviously I'm not trying to get no poon or anything at all with this myspace email.

 

[JohnChap]

settle down boys.

settle down.

love

peace

putang

=

happiness