can you guys help me?

[unreal-guy]

so the other night i was drinking my heineken @ bar
this hot babe about 5'8 and looked like 25 came over to me
i was in shock because hot babes rarely approach me
so we get into this conversation for about a while

i was starting to feel drunk after 5 or some heinekens
so i manned up my **** and told her "wanna go back to my place?"
she said yes and i drove her back to my place

the first moment i opened the door, she grabbed my ass and pushed me to a couch
i lay there she started unzipping my pants and took my **** out

anyway long story short, i found that she has a ****
if i remembered correctly i had ****ed his ass
but i did not suck his **** or get ****ed in the butt so am i gay?
i don't think i am though because i like woman and i have never slept with a man before

what should i do?

 

[Lost1]

lol you cant be serious thats sick as hell. I bet you left your computer running and someone else posted this. If soo..you have been severely OWNED!

 

[Cod3r]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i can't stop

if i remembered correctly i had ****ed his ass
so am i gay?

hahahahaha yes ur gay hahahaha "if I remember correctly" hahahahahahaha wow hahaha



-Cod3r

 

[pvf94]

roflllllll

 

[MisterNigma]

LMAO Don't ever drink again!

Btw, now would be a good time to come out of the closet.

Still ROFL. I realize this is serious to you but god damnit LOL!


-E.Nigma

P.S. - 5 Heinekens? I've had 20+ drinks in a night. Light weight ROFL!!!

 

[Ignition101]

For once I'm glad I can't pick up hot womens in clubs :rockon:

hahhahahhahahhahahha pwned!

 

[realsmoothie]

oh, PLEASE. Troll post.

 

[xomel]

you are a true DJ now.

 

[Nasman]

Are u really 18. get a life you moron

 

[unreal-guy]

no guys i am really serious

i am a lightweight (20 years old - 5'8 - 160lbs) and i don't drink often unless im out at pub/club with frds

i don't think it really matters if i'm gay or not because i was drunk

 

[Bible_Belt]

i am 5'8

Have you shrunk? You were growing for a while:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=975598#post975598
i am ... 6'0 tall

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=103329
im 6'1

 

[MisterNigma]

no guys i am really serious

i am a lightweight (20 years old - 5'8 - 160lbs) and i don't drink often unless im out at pub/club with frds

i don't think it really matters if i'm gay or not because i was drunk

ROFL, I'm sorry, it doesn't matter how drunk I get, men still don't turn me on!

Your story is truly one for the history books of DJs.



-E.Nigma