can a woman be too tight?

[Eternal]

Originally posted by AFK Protector
I absolutely love it how when I have a serious issue, I get like 200 views and 1 post and when some chick comes on with a problem about her pvssy, she get slike 500 views and 500 comments.

I absolutely fvcking love it.

btw, there's no problem with your pvssy....but I might have to do a closer inspection.... jp jp

Claim you are a women and you'll have guys flocking all over because a lot of them think "hey, if I post in here, she'll like me!"

 

[jakeyboy]

the tighter the better.

 

[MrCode]

Paging Dr Bullsh*t, Paging Dr Bullsh*t

Originally posted by eternal
Claim you are a women and you'll have guys flocking all over because a lot of them think "hey, if I post in here, she'll like me!"

Yup, because this site is mostly full of RAFCs (or just plain AFCs.)

This post is definitely starting to sound like it is straight out of bullsh*t land. So, she is 37 years old, only been with 3 guys, with a super tight puzzy, and the last guy would spontaneous come in her presence.

Uh huh. And I sh*t ice cream, have an 18 inch c0ck, and can give women orgasms by sneezing.

 

[seabreeze]

Hi guys,

Wow! I have to change my opinion about some of you guys. Just kidding. I ASSURE you this is all true! I am a woman, I do have this "kitty" issue, and I am serious! I've only been in two long term relationships before I met this guy. I was a virgin until I was twenty.

I was gonna post this on Askmen, but I've been reading the posts here and I like the guys here better. You guys seem to be more straightforward and knowledgeable to me.

So, believe me when i say that this no joke. I have never discussed this with ANYONE not even my male friends because I've been too embarrassed. But I absolutlely love sex and men and I refuse to give up hope. I have had some really awesome sexual experiences with these three guys, but they have been too far and between.

Thanks for your replies (and I understand your skepticism, but at this point STOP IT! It's all true.)
SB

 

[00Kevin]

Originally posted by Soma
What the hell is a matter with everyone today? It's like the board has gone fvckin wacky.

This b!tch ain't a b!tch. This is some guy from the board posing as a girl. I know I CAN'T be the only who see's this.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same guy who posts under the name "elf".

I agree with you on this.. that was my first impression after I read that post.

maybe he is talking about how tight his assh*le is

 

[seabreeze]

Kevin,

The last time I heard, men don't have a ****oris. And I definitely have one and it feels really good! If you don't believe I am a woman, then don't reply to this thread. I have been very hurt by feeling rejected by this guy sexually and I would appreciate it if someone could give me an idea what was going on with him (and the other guys). If I were a gay guy I would have no problem admitting that. Are you guys homophobic?

And I am not an attention *****. I have many female and male friends. I don't want to discuss my kitty issue with the guys because I don't want them to become curious about it. So I'm coming to you guys because I feel safe here. You guys seem very intelligent and honest about your feelings so I thought I could get some good responses.
Thanks again.
SB

 

[seabreeze]

Oh! Almost forgot. I read somewhere, I think it was Cosmo, that guys will usually shy away from having sex with a woman that they think they didn't perform well with. This is primarily what I'm curious about. I continually assured him that i enjoyed our times together and wanted more. I would send him sexy emails and he would get aroused and say that he wanted to have sex but then it wouldn't happen. So, I'm really confused about it at this point. Especially since the coming quick thing seems to be a pattern with me.
SB

 

[MrCode]

Normally I wouldn't agree with some of the crap in Cosmo, but I think in this case they are right. If a guy doesn't sexually perform well with a girl, he will be reluctant to get with her again. For some guys, it is like going back to a warzone where you were ambushed and almost killed. Personally I don't give a crap, but hey, that is just me.

Frankly, my dear, I think you have a bit of a dilemma. It sounds like you want a DJ, but as you probably know, we are hard to find.

Also, given you age, your choice in guys is more limited. Maybe there are some DJs on this board who live in your area who'd be willing you give you a chance?

 

[seabreeze]

Hi MrCode,

Thanks for your reply.

Yeah, I get really emotionally attached easily when I have sex with a guy, so I'm pretty attached to this guy, actually HOOKED (and he knows it, I told him, big mistake). We are still really good friends and I care for him very much. I'm not looking for anyone else. I am willing be to be alone, accept I miss him so much (sexually). I have had many offers out here in Long Beach for sex and sometimes I wish I could be that type of easy girl, but alas, I can't. So it's either sex with someone I care about (like him and the two others) or no sex for me. But it's hard because I think I have a libido like a man!

Thanks for your great reply MrCode and have a great day today!
SB

 

[seabreeze]

Fellas,

Is he throwing some DJ moves my way by seducing me then withholding sex?
SB

PS. Why is that little black dot on my little envelope?

 

[MrCode]

Damn woman, you are obsessed!

I seriously doubt he is a DJ, though who knows. He sure seems to be throwing you for a loop.

I'm not sure about the black dot thing...maybe it means you read the thread at least once?

 

[00Kevin]

seabrease perhaps you should try some new sexual positions

 

[seabreeze]

Okay Kevin, that sounds good. Any suggestions?

 

[Soma]

Here's one:

Bend over, grab your ankles, then put your head through your legs and up your ass.

You guys crack me up.

 

[seabreeze]

LOL, Soma. Silly rabbit.
SB

 

[dockta]

LOL & SOMA. aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahha

I agreee wit you man. This isnt a "female".

Unless she is the most inexperienced/naive/stupid etc etc etc 37 year old woman on earth.

Just for the record... hey Seabreeze.. are you UGLY by any chance.

It has been said already... but, this thread must be a joke.

 

[seabreeze]

Well Dockta,

I guess I am the most naive 37 year old woman out there because I am not experienced in DJism (guys who are DJs). I've only been in two long term relationships and this young guy is new for me. My guy friends told me to ask guys for their opinions and not to depend on womens magazines like Cosmo for info on men. I do it and you guys think I'm a man! So I guess I should depend on WOMEN from now on to tell me what's really going on with men, right?

I am of Ethiopian decent. Long black hair, 36D, 25 inch waist, 37 1/2 inch hips, almond shaped brown eyes, nose ring. People either think I'm East Indian, Pershian, Eritrean, or Somalian. I guess if I could give you a ballpark, I'm a cross between Salma Hayek and Iman. Figure is close to Halle Berry's, but not that skinny.

Does this help?
SB
P.S. I grew up in a very strict Christian family. No sex before marriage, boring sex after marriage. Get the picture?

 

[AFK Protector]

Ok I got a sex change. All you people have to help me now.

I seriously think all this chitter-chatter is going to get this thread locked.

seabreeze, you got your answer, so have a nice life. And others, this is ONLINE. You can't really win an argument esp. one you will never be able to prove: "she's a man...no she's not! etc"]
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Cheers

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by AFK Protector
I seriously think all this chitter-chatter is going to get this thread locked.

Nah, it's got a while to go.

 

[Don Pablo]

The black dot on the envelope means you have posted in the thread.