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strams4ever

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I need some cheap liquor to get as many people drunk as cheap as I can. I dont want them drinking all of my bourbon, what would you recomend? No beer.
 

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Hunch Punch
1 bottle Everclear® alcohol
1 gal fruit punch
fruit


Hunch Punch #69
1 bottle of Everclear (Large bottle)
1 fifth of Vodka
3 gallons of Hawaiian Fruit Punch
20 oz. Sprite
1 can of Fruit ****tail (Large can)

Or

3 gallons of Hawaiian Fruit Punch (Original flavour)
16 oz. Orange Juice (Frozen)
16 oz. Pineapple Juice
8 cups of Sprite
8 cups of Ginger Ale
1 fifth of Everclear
1 fifth of Vodka

Personally, I haven't touched the stuff in many years, but I was knocked over by this punch, just one glass did me in for a week or two.

Enjoy, but remember - no driving.

Oh, there is always BoonesFarm Strawberry Hill. *god, I just gagged*

Happy Weekend!
 

Bible_Belt

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The off-brand of Everclear is a little cheaper. My local store has "Gem-Clear." Basically, you need 180 proof alcohol and some type of sugar-water for taste.
 

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Woah WOAH WOAH, do not serve your guests Everclear, that is moonshine and it tastes awful. You need to actually make something people will drink. The CHEAPEST way to get ALOT of alcohol at a good price is to go to your liqour store and get a 40, or a Texas Mickey (60) of some sort of hard alcohol, the safest way to go is to get some rum, and mix it with a punch or coke that you pre-mix that people can just drink how they want. Your typical rum and coke is 1 fl oz of rum, to 5 fl oz of coke. So if you want people drunk, make it a 1 to 4, or 1 to 3 ratio. Its just enough coke to offset the bit of the hard alcohol, and it will provide plenty of drink for everybody.

--Mission
 

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Mission said:
Woah WOAH WOAH, do not serve your guests Everclear, that is moonshine and it tastes awful. You need to actually make something people will drink. The CHEAPEST way to get ALOT of alcohol at a good price is to go to your liqour store and get a 40, or a Texas Mickey (60) of some sort of hard alcohol, the safest way to go is to get some rum, and mix it with a punch or coke that you pre-mix that people can just drink how they want. Your typical rum and coke is 1 fl oz of rum, to 5 fl oz of coke. So if you want people drunk, make it a 1 to 4, or 1 to 3 ratio. Its just enough coke to offset the bit of the hard alcohol, and it will provide plenty of drink for everybody.

--Mission
If me and my friend come over better make it 3 rum to 1 coke.

Anyways on topic now: buy some cheap ass poisonos vodka and mix it with juice of lemon taste (sprite, fanta lemon etc)

Or if some people do make alcohol in their households like they still do around here then buy some of that. Its cheap its strong and its what my father though me to drink.
 

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Suckaazzclown

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Sup PLAYAZ!!!!

you want cheap...and you wanna get fuked up tonite!!!

Dude, just getsome bacardi GOLD with (Coke and LIMe)

all you needz is:

COKE and LIME Flavored soda
bacardi gold (40% proof)

Mix that shi.t. up.

And you set to go.

Thaz very tasty RUm and Coke. Bacardi GOLD is just AS STRONG as Jack Daniels...but when you put in da COKe, the bit.ches be drinkin it like water! Tastes good! Mix the two. Peace.
 

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Mission said:
Woah WOAH WOAH, do not serve your guests Everclear, that is moonshine and it tastes awful. You need to actually make something people will drink.
--Mission
I don't know what you're talking about, Everclear punch is practically tasteless if it's made it right. Mix it in roughly a 8-1 ratio with fruit punch and water.
 

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get a 5 gallon jug, gets as many bottles of dirt cheap vodka as u can. mix it with a few bottles of hawwain punch. voila and there's ur jungle juice
 

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tipsy_619 said:
can u get everclear in cali....

i heard they dont sell it here
The 190-proof version of Everclear is illegal to purchase (not to possess) in Pennsylvania, Washington, Michigan, California, Ohio, Florida, Virginia, and West Virginia.
 

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Hairy buffalo. It contains the following

Everclear
Kool aid (your favorite flavor)

Mix up to your preferred strength, and enjoy!
 
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