Marlimus
Senior Don Juan
I recently got an email asking me about a previous post, asking why a particular line was ****y and funny. I have copied and pasted my reply from that email.
"Its ****y and funny because you are impying that you didn't really know that she was single, but that by asking that question, she sold herself out, so that you kinda outsmarted her, in a way.
are you tactic, by the way?
Anyhow...****y and Funny was first put forward by David Deangelo in his ebook "Double Your Dating." Acquire it. It is a MUST HAVE, and Deangelo himself can explain it better than I can, since it was he who first introduced it in the field of seduction. Anyway, here goes:
****y and funny is arrogant humor. It is taking a statement that is arrogant, and making it funny. Arrogance by itself is a turnoff, and comedy alone makes her like being around you but it doesn't create attraction. The combination of arrogance and humor is magical. I speak from experience.
The attitude behind ****y and funny is that you automatically assume that the girl is very attracted to you, and you tease her as though she is making it obvious that she is attracted to you. Also, you tease her about flaws, insecurites or anything about her that can be teased about in a way that will make her laugh even though in a way, you are dissing her. Its supposed to be funny, and a little rude sometimes, but not genuinely insulting, and it can only be used in situations where
1) The girl is AT LEAST an 8 or thinks she is hot
2) On some level she knows you are only joking.
Hot chicks are attracted to men who are a challenge, and men who are not intimidated by them in the least, and this is what CF does. By teasing a girl instead of kissing her ass and giving her compliments, you make yourself a challenge immediately. hot women assume that only a real man has balls big enough to tease her to her face. Hot women love men who knock them off their pedestals. ****y and funny statements work best when they are witty, spur of the moment remarks to things that she said. Ask yourself, how would I tease this girl, if she was a bratty little sister, or, if I knew for sure that this girl liked me, but I wasn't that interested? That's the mentality.
My favorite C&F line is:"I could marry a girl like you."
She will make some sympathetic noise, like "Awwww! That's so sweet!"
Then you hit her with: "I would divorce you the next day and take half of your money."
(Advanced Dating Techniques Audio Discs. Deangelo, David)
Just when she thinks you are kissing her ass, you verbally, playfully spank her.
Ultimately, the subconscious message that ****y and funny projects is "I AM NOT IMPRESSED."
Hot women are impressed by men who are NOT impressed by them. ****y and Funny takes time to learn, and the best way to learn it is to memorize and use the phrases that others use, especially Deangelo's, until one day it becomes second nature, and you start making jokes of your own.
Soon, a day will come when CF responses will fly out of your mouth without a second thought.
I will give you a classic ****yfunny interaction, spur-of-the-moment, from my real experience.
(I had just taken her email address, and was turning to walk away.)
Rebecca: Wait! What's your email address?
Me: *sigh* Ah well, if you insist that you must have it...
Rebecca: (sarcastic) Yeah, cuz I'm like, desperate, right?"
Me: You said it, not me. Here, let me give you my autograph.
Rebecca: (laughs) sure, it might be worth something one day.
Me: One day? I'm already famous, you've been living under a rock all your life.
with that same girl, at one point she was scratching her hair. I playfully slapped her hand and said
"Don't scratch, its not ladylike".
Get it?
P.S Sometimes, in experimenting with ****y and Funny, you will go too far. no matter what happens, never show remorse, and NEVER apologize. There was this one time, I flat out told a girl, in these exact words:
"You look like ****." Ouch! Not very smooth! But never apologize, and practice! Practice until it becomes reflex. Exploit every opportunity to give a ****y and funny response.
Final note: I've studied them all. Derek Vitalio, Sebastian Steele, Marius Panzarella, Carlos Xuma, Louis and Copeland, Allen Thompson, Doc Love, Thundercat, and The Player at www.becomeaplayer.com, whose first ebook was just released, some other guys I can't remember, even a few women authors such as Rachel Davis and Ann May. They are all masters in their own right, but when it comes to specific techniques, you can't beat Deangelo. His stuff works, I have tested them in the field of battle (in real life), and emerged victorious.
If you want to know how to think like a Don Juan, read Pook. His posts are legendary. If you want the specifics, its Deangelo. Matter of fact, he used to post here back in the day, under the name 'Sysonpyh'.
"Attraction isn't a choice." - David Deangelo
"Its ****y and funny because you are impying that you didn't really know that she was single, but that by asking that question, she sold herself out, so that you kinda outsmarted her, in a way.
are you tactic, by the way?
Anyhow...****y and Funny was first put forward by David Deangelo in his ebook "Double Your Dating." Acquire it. It is a MUST HAVE, and Deangelo himself can explain it better than I can, since it was he who first introduced it in the field of seduction. Anyway, here goes:
****y and funny is arrogant humor. It is taking a statement that is arrogant, and making it funny. Arrogance by itself is a turnoff, and comedy alone makes her like being around you but it doesn't create attraction. The combination of arrogance and humor is magical. I speak from experience.
The attitude behind ****y and funny is that you automatically assume that the girl is very attracted to you, and you tease her as though she is making it obvious that she is attracted to you. Also, you tease her about flaws, insecurites or anything about her that can be teased about in a way that will make her laugh even though in a way, you are dissing her. Its supposed to be funny, and a little rude sometimes, but not genuinely insulting, and it can only be used in situations where
1) The girl is AT LEAST an 8 or thinks she is hot
2) On some level she knows you are only joking.
Hot chicks are attracted to men who are a challenge, and men who are not intimidated by them in the least, and this is what CF does. By teasing a girl instead of kissing her ass and giving her compliments, you make yourself a challenge immediately. hot women assume that only a real man has balls big enough to tease her to her face. Hot women love men who knock them off their pedestals. ****y and funny statements work best when they are witty, spur of the moment remarks to things that she said. Ask yourself, how would I tease this girl, if she was a bratty little sister, or, if I knew for sure that this girl liked me, but I wasn't that interested? That's the mentality.
My favorite C&F line is:"I could marry a girl like you."
She will make some sympathetic noise, like "Awwww! That's so sweet!"
Then you hit her with: "I would divorce you the next day and take half of your money."
(Advanced Dating Techniques Audio Discs. Deangelo, David)
Just when she thinks you are kissing her ass, you verbally, playfully spank her.
Ultimately, the subconscious message that ****y and funny projects is "I AM NOT IMPRESSED."
Hot women are impressed by men who are NOT impressed by them. ****y and Funny takes time to learn, and the best way to learn it is to memorize and use the phrases that others use, especially Deangelo's, until one day it becomes second nature, and you start making jokes of your own.
Soon, a day will come when CF responses will fly out of your mouth without a second thought.
I will give you a classic ****yfunny interaction, spur-of-the-moment, from my real experience.
(I had just taken her email address, and was turning to walk away.)
Rebecca: Wait! What's your email address?
Me: *sigh* Ah well, if you insist that you must have it...
Rebecca: (sarcastic) Yeah, cuz I'm like, desperate, right?"
Me: You said it, not me. Here, let me give you my autograph.
Rebecca: (laughs) sure, it might be worth something one day.
Me: One day? I'm already famous, you've been living under a rock all your life.
with that same girl, at one point she was scratching her hair. I playfully slapped her hand and said
"Don't scratch, its not ladylike".
Get it?
P.S Sometimes, in experimenting with ****y and Funny, you will go too far. no matter what happens, never show remorse, and NEVER apologize. There was this one time, I flat out told a girl, in these exact words:
"You look like ****." Ouch! Not very smooth! But never apologize, and practice! Practice until it becomes reflex. Exploit every opportunity to give a ****y and funny response.
Final note: I've studied them all. Derek Vitalio, Sebastian Steele, Marius Panzarella, Carlos Xuma, Louis and Copeland, Allen Thompson, Doc Love, Thundercat, and The Player at www.becomeaplayer.com, whose first ebook was just released, some other guys I can't remember, even a few women authors such as Rachel Davis and Ann May. They are all masters in their own right, but when it comes to specific techniques, you can't beat Deangelo. His stuff works, I have tested them in the field of battle (in real life), and emerged victorious.
If you want to know how to think like a Don Juan, read Pook. His posts are legendary. If you want the specifics, its Deangelo. Matter of fact, he used to post here back in the day, under the name 'Sysonpyh'.
"Attraction isn't a choice." - David Deangelo
