What are your favorites? One i recently came up with is:
"Not a problem" *look around as if to see if anyone's listening* "I know people. He'll never see it coming"
for some variation, try replacing the last sentence with "I'll have Vito and Paulie look into this," or "I'll have him taken care of in no time."
Another one that i stole off someone here:
"So when's the wedding?" *wait for her to say they haven't thought about it yet* "See, then it can't be that serious, can it?"
Here are some that i'm coming up with on the fly, i'll try em out when i get the chance:
"Hey, so do i! He'd kill me if he knew i was talking to you! I'm risking my life for you here, you know?"
"Its alright, nobody's perfect! Take me for example, i've got 11 toes!" *wait for her to say really* "No, not really. I was just trying to make you feel better"
"Not a problem" *look around as if to see if anyone's listening* "I know people. He'll never see it coming"
for some variation, try replacing the last sentence with "I'll have Vito and Paulie look into this," or "I'll have him taken care of in no time."
Another one that i stole off someone here:
"So when's the wedding?" *wait for her to say they haven't thought about it yet* "See, then it can't be that serious, can it?"
Here are some that i'm coming up with on the fly, i'll try em out when i get the chance:
"Hey, so do i! He'd kill me if he knew i was talking to you! I'm risking my life for you here, you know?"
"Its alright, nobody's perfect! Take me for example, i've got 11 toes!" *wait for her to say really* "No, not really. I was just trying to make you feel better"