C & F Accentuators

[Vassago]

After seeing David D's napkin swat, I realized just how many C & F Accentuators (is that a word?) I use. It's little things like this that separate the naturals from the wannabe's.

Here's a few you can do to "accentuate" your game:

(David D's) Swat her with a napkin or a straw.

Pinch her on her side when you are laughing at her.

Grab her hand, smack it, and say, "The next one's gonna be on your ass, so watch it!"

When you say something sarcastic, instead of smiling to break the tension, turn and bump her with your butt.

Poke her in the stomach a la Pillsbury dough boy.

Put her in a headlock and give her a "noogie".

Bite her neck.

Say, "Do you like when guys do this?" and grab her hair right above her neck.

Bump her with your arm and say, "Watch it punk".

At a "high five" moment, make a fist for her to punch instead.

Give her "The Claw" (see the movie "Liar Liar").

Gimmie some more! I love this stuff...

 

[happyhourhero]

These are all great ideas, but i never did understand david d's napkin swat. I just don't understand how you would use that on waitresses like he suggests. When would be an appropriate time for this?

 

[happyhourhero]

Double post, sorry. But i'll definitely be putting these to use

 

[Clint Eastwood]

Yeah, Vassago!!! That's what I'm talkin about!

Crazy as it sounds, most women love this stuff. Just don't be too rough or violent.

My last girlfriend would even initiate this kind of thing.

Don't forget the:

Bra snap.

Hit with a pillow, while in bed.

Push her out of bed.

Put a blanket over her head

Act like you're going to give her a wedgie. (Don't actually do it, cause you can hurt her p*ssy) Just grab the panties and pull gently, but very slightly.

Have her sit on your lap, and push her off.

Drop her in a pool or lake.

The list goes on and on. Always be playful. She'll love this more than the nice guy who's afraid of hurting her or pi$$ing her off.

 

[Ded_Skin_Mask13]

very well put! All newbies should read this, when they want an example of ****y and funny! since I see that more and more keep asking about it and yours would be perfect for them to set their eyes on!

 

[Jango_Xavier]

This stuff really works because the average guy wouldn't do that.

 

[The Business Man]

Thanks Vassago!

I just realized just how often I do this stuff too... You know you can get caught up in thinking "okay now, ****y and funny; let's see...".

Just mess with them and make them laugh! You can do this stuff all the time.

Thanks again for reminding us what C&F is, and yes, it does separate us from the AFCs.

 

[Mr. Mystery]

The only one I can think of to add is this:

Pinch her cheeks (on her face!) and say, "Oochi Goochi Goo" and other baby noises.

Pimp stuff.

Mr. Mystery

 

[Clint Eastwood]

I love this stuff!

I was at a bar the other night. I was feeling kind of down. I went and sat at the bar, in one of the only empty bar stools. I had a total "don't give a sh!t" attitude, and my expectation level was definitely at 0.

I started talking to a girl next to me. I didn't realize that she was with her AFC date, because she wasn't paying any attention to him, and she's the one who started the conversation.

I was being my usual ****y & funny self. Especially funny. It was just one of those "golden moments", when you can't do or say anything wrong. I hit her with a straw, and a menu. She was cracking up and started to get really physical with me. Of course her AFC sidekick didn't like this. He got in a fight with someone else though, and they both took off.

A girl down from me noticed the attention I was getting, and started talking to me. When she left to go to the bathroom, another girl came and sat next to me to introduce herself.

I couldn't believe it!

Did they just notice all the fun I was having with the first girl, or did I step into the Twilight Zone. I never had girls coming at me like that before.

I think I'll do this stuff more often. Think I just rediscovered something really good. Thanks Vassago.

 

[chlywly]

Yeahp I used to do this all the time, definetely will try it again

 

[thejuice]

Take something of hers and hide it in your back pocket. Fight with her so that she dosent get it back. Shell have to grab your ass to get it

If youre feeling extra ballsy (no pun intended), put it near your crotch

Say you like the ring on her finger and ask if you can see it. Take it and put it on the finger that fits (pinky) and then say thanks as if she "gave" it to you. When she gets it back, call her an "indian giver" and accuse her of being a *****

When you catch her looking at you, stick your tongue out at her. If she reciprocates, say that youll bite it off if she does that again

Learn to unsnap bras with one hand. Simply grab the snap area, squeeze and feel when one end pushes out and release. The bra should be undone. Do this when her guard is down

Pull her hair lightly and say that it feels rough...recommend shampoo to her

Rub your hands on her shirt and pretend your cleaning off

Poke both of her cheeks and say that if you do this, she has dimples (with a funky french accent)...look at her confusingly like your some kind of french artist

Now for the ones im going to make up right now...

Lightly slap her (no pain dudes) and say that you "challenge her to a duel"

Kick her shin and say that you want to "kick it with her"

Rub her belly and wish for something like buddha

Pretend your eating stuff off her head like monkeys do

 

[Cheiradawg]

My tip:

When she is doing something say "Would it be hard to (incert whatever she is doing) if I bent you over and started dry humping you?

Ex. She is putting on make up. Would it be hard to keep your eye liner steadey if I bent you over and....

 

[legolas]

I want to post a little warning here. Physical C+F is one of the BEST ways to flirt BUT!!! Remember that it has to be PLAYFUL If it is not playful and if you overdo it, you may end up in jail. Actually I want people to stray away from thinking in ****y and funny terms and instead think playful and funny.

 

[Ghost]

Which David D. newsletter is the "napkin swat" in?

 

[oreo_renegade]

i did this all the time

when i first started acting DJish, I wasnt really sure how to apply KINO and how to be C&F, so I decided that i would be very playful, and touch and tease them naturally.

It works like a charm!

main reasons why it works so well:

1- it is KINO
2- It can be a neg-hit
3- it is very bold and confidant, C&F.


bump, and i rate this thing a "5"

 

[SamePendo]

Shouldnt this be at discussion forum?

I absolutely love this! Unfortunately for me, the woman (note: woman, not girl) im ¨hunting¨ right now, has back problems, so I cant overdo something hard...
Well, this is ONLY for those who allready have a ...concrete.. relationship with the other person.
You see those moments when you are softly patting each other? calmly, and non sexually?
Well, pat her skin, maybe her arm, normally, THEN:
stop, do it again as if you found something odd in her skin, do the patting a BIT harder (more kino) and then slap her (arm) and tell her her skin is too (dry-spongy-whatever).
This can be modified in order to suit other circumstances.

Oh, and I say this should go to discussion forum, it would get more replies there.

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

One of the funniest things a guy ever did to me was not snap my bra but snap my thong. (I was leaning over to get something and I guess it peeked out a tiny bit). It was something I never ever forgot.

 

[oreo_renegade]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
(I was leaning over to get something and I guess it peeked out a tiny bit).

Yeah, that was something I never forgot either... 2months of Psychiatric help and I still have nightmares about your cottage cheese ass.

!

*shudder*

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Originally posted by oreo_renegade
Yeah, that was something I never forgot either... 2months of Psychiatric help and I still have nightmares about your cottage cheese ass.

!

*shudder*

If you saw my ass you wouldn't be having nightmares, you'd be having wet dreams. I'd be the one having nightmares.

 

[ShortyBrown]

Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
If you saw my ass you wouldn't be having nightmares, you'd be having wet dreams. I'd be the one having nightmares.

Vassago-these are all great ideas that work a charm with showing your playful side.