C*ck Ring

[penkitten]

Originally posted by KarmaSutra
If you're going to use rubber bands why stop there? Why not use a bread tie?


Karma

the guy in my apartments that died used a rubber band as one and fell asleep with it on and was strangled to death.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Man this stuff is yukky

 

[Vulture]

Originally posted by penkitten
the guy in my apartments that died used a rubber band as one and fell asleep with it on and was strangled to death.

Ok maybe your **** can be seriously affected but how can you DIE?! It's not like you breath thru your urethra.

 

[penkitten]

Originally posted by Vulture
Ok maybe your **** can be seriously affected but how can you DIE?! It's not like you breath thru your urethra.

well since he fell asleep with it on, eventually it cut off his circulation and he died and they called the cause of death "stangled".
i mean the dude just was trying to get off , not die.
the police told me and our regional however asked us not to talk to the other residents about it, since they actually found him in a black bra and there was lots of drugs and beer there. they also found some weird stuff like a sex doll made of cotton, they showed it to me, the police said it had bed bugs in it and that the man had bed bug bites all over his legs. he had other weirdo stuff too. so my residnets think he hung himself by a rope and new residents will come in crying saying they thought they saw his ghost laying there.
i keep my mouth shut about having to throw the mattress he died on out, people kept getting it out of the dumpster. it had bed bugs , i would make them throw it back in. after the 3rd time i made maintenance chop it up so people would stop taking it.
so the whole point was, dont leave it on to long because you dont want to strangle yourself like that guy.

 

[DJDamage]

You don't need this sh1t! you are already having sex with a woman, what else do you want mun!! after the c0ck ring you would look for something else to farther stimulate yourself! and then your girlfriend will send a letter to a sex expert and you will end up like that guy below!!! lmao

http://www.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_100/118b_love_answers.html

Every time my boyfriend and I have sex, he always insists on playing with my butt -- with his fingers, penis, toys, etc.. One time during foreplay, he suggested I play with his butt too using the toy -- which at that time got me excited cause I felt like I was in control. Anyway, it became part of our play every time we would have sex -- to the point where he had me wear a strap-on, so I can do him in the butt! At the time I thought that was sexy! However, lately, it's kinda grossing me out and somehow it's making me think that he might be gay.
He always wants me to wear the strap-on so I can do him in the butt while he licks a dildo or sometimes he has me lick the dildo while he pretends to masturbate my strap-on. And the thing it, he hardly penetrates me, we always just finish off using our toys doing all this kinky stuff... it's always just masturbating each other using our toys. Is he possibly gay?

LMAO

 

[penkitten]

eww that dude sounds purdy gay from that.


however, not everyone in the world is gay.

 

[Big Eee Zee]

however, not everyone in the world is gay.

really? No way, i totally didn't know that! (joking)

still, that story about the dude and the matress and all was quite possibly the most depressing thing ever.

 

[B-Lemond]

Originally posted by penkitten
it had bed bugs

What are bed bugs? Do they just come out of nowhere?

 

[JH6]

thats pretty funny, its an inside joke between myself and some of my guy friends, none of us actually do this but we joke around about using the blue rubberband that comes with the celery as a ****ring, and if you don't use it then you will come on a girls leg for sure.

 

[penkitten]

Originally posted by bluelemond
What are bed bugs? Do they just come out of nowhere?

i think they are some kind of bugs that are dust mites which means they live in dust. so the doll was maybe ten or more years old to form that many dust mites? not exactly sure how they form but they can get into your skin and bite you to survive.
his got on his legs because he was screwing the doll so maybe they entered thru the penis. who knows?

 

[S-lemond]

hmm interesting.....

 

[Brian20o2]

:crackup:
Plaese stop! I cant breath!

 

[seanchai]

HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT

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