"By the way.. I have HPV"

Capt.Jack Sparrow

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Here, here..

I was diagnosed with HPV back in September. Had a few tiny warts pop out on the bottom of my shaft.

When I found out I was angry, I was pissed, I was ashamed, I was embarrassed... Then I thought to myself. Sleeping with 20 plus woman, and getting HPV out of the other STDs.. well.. its not so bad. It could have been worse.

Ive been using this treatment cream called Aldara. Stuff is wicked man, made my penis break out with a rash. But guess what? Now the warts are gone. Doctor said now that theres great controversy with HPV saying it wasent curable, but Now they're saying that it goes away in 60 to 70 percent of people in a year or two. Im hoping to god im that im in that group.

it sucks when I had to tell my girfriend. I didn't cheat on her, I must have contracted it from someone else before her. So I told her and she was really upset. Really really upset. Now though, she feels a little better about it. She had to get a biopsy in her cervix, I forgot what the procedure is called. Shes bearly gonna get her results in a week or two.

But yeah... Don't be a fool. wrap your tool. I wish I did. ****ing girls these days.
 

CantTouchMyStyle

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When I went to the Doctor,

I told him someone I had unprotected sex with revealed to me she had HPV, his reply was priceless.

"And?"

Enough said.

No warts, thanks.
 
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