If you're going to do that, why not go all-out? Here's the list of things I expect you to bring to the cash register, all as one purchase:Originally posted by Luscious
Hell, live life dangerously and buy two boxes.
Good grief man! Are you insane!Originally posted by diablo
If you're going to do that, why not go all-out? Here's the list of things I expect you to bring to the cash register, all as one purchase:
- 2 boxes of condoms
- 1 bottle of flavored lubricant
- 1 nylon rope, 20' length
- 1 pair of handcuffs from the "toys" section
- 1 bananna
- 1 pack of those vitamin "supplements" claiming to increase your stamina
- 1 quart of motor oil
I don't know about you, but I think that might raise some eyebrows. When he asks about the motor oil (and I'm fairly sure he might), just tell him to leave it to his imagination.
I'm betting that if the person can't go to a grocery store to buy condoms, getting him to walk into an adult toy store is gonna be WAY too much.Originally posted by CadillacCTS
Go to one of those adult toy stores and ask for a condom. For some reason it's way easier.
At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.
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