"Buy me a drink"

[Gonzalo]

Not rude (as to not screw future chances), kinda funny reply...

Her: Buy me a drink...
You: And what am "I" getting? -with smirk-
Her: (whatever)
You: Hmm... not good enough. Buy ME a drink.

credit David DeAngelo

 

[michelangelo]

That last one was more along my idea of a good response....

It seems some of you guys prefer the all out ego assault. Does that *really* make a girl more interested, or are you just trying to be a total d*ck?

Get the f*ck outta here!
Paint my house, b*tch!
Suck my c*ck!

etc, etc.

I have a hard time seeing the women laughing these insults off. More likely they would tell their friends what in incredible a$$hole I am, or call over the bouncers.

Of course, maybe if their friends think I am an incredible a$$hole....

 

[So pimp its scary]

Oh, ya the other one that I use quite often is that I tell women that ask me for a drink that I don't buy girls drinks unless I've already seen them naked.

(I don't use that excuse for strippers tho)

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Only hors ask guys to buy them drinks because they think men are chumps and easily manipulted!

Tell her you'll buy her drinks on your second date together!