Final update
You’ll all be pleased to know my piss stopped stinging yesterday. Today it’s all fine.
I think it was just an infection or something minor.
However, the home std kit I ordered came today. The girl I’ve been seeing just arrived and saw it on my table “that looks like an std kit” honestly this bih is inspector gadget for real and I’ve told her, same girl that found a TGI Friday receipt on my dresser and asked if im seeing other people, same girl that saw a bottle of wine in my bin and asked if I had a girl over.
I’ve dodged an std bullet but I’m stuck with a fvcking detective that give great head and treats me like a king