Brutal congruence tests from girls AND guys

[The_Reaper]

Here are some congruence tests which can really throw you off. I plan to compile some good responses to these, and I'd be interested to see if any of you would care to try some. Perhaps pick a few of these and describe how you'd respond.

From girls

"Why are you talking to me?"
"Weirdo"
"Kiddo"
"Aw, that's sweet"
"What are you doing?" (while going for the kiss)

[These can be said in a jokey way, but you still need good answers]:
"Loser"
"Nerd/geek"

These ones can be asked by both genders:
"Have you read The Game?"
"Do you know who Mystery/David Deangelo/[insert PUA] is?"


Douchey guys trying to knock your confidence:

"Why aren't you drinking, you wussy?"
"The state of your nose/skin/face!"
"Shut up phaggot"
"What is this guy on about?"
"Was I talking to you?"
"I'm just messin with ya bro!"
*Grabbing, touching, or pawing at you* (trying to exert dominance this way)


Aaaaand, that's it. So, pick a couple of these, as many as you want, and describe how you'd deal with them!

 

[Perfect10]

Aaaaand, that's it. So, pick a couple of these, as many as you want, and describe how you'd deal with them!

I'll give it a shot :box:

Douchey guys trying to knock your confidence:
"Why aren't you drinking, you wussy?"

What? Are you one of those guys that can only get laid when you're drunk?


"The state of your nose/skin/face!"

Dude, are you hitting on me? Aww, you think if beautiful? Sorry, don't swing that way.

"Shut up phaggot"

Well in this case It'd be fight or leave or ignore.

"What is this guy on about?"

Ignore and change subject.

"Was I talking to you?"

Ignore

"I'm just messin with ya bro!"

No prob, bro! (For +bonus points+: Whisper in his ear, Not as much as I'm going to mess with your mom tonight)

*Grabbing, touching, or pawing at you* (trying to exert dominance this way)

Dude wtf? Stop touching me... Are you gay or something?

Aaaaand, that's it. So, pick a couple of these, as many as you want, and describe how you'd deal with them!

 

[brekke]

"Why are you talking to me?" - I ask girls this, and they say, "because we are friends", even when we aren't.


"Weirdo" - Ignore it, laugh. Who cares?


"Nerd/geek" - a girl recently told me I was "cool" in a sarcastic manner when I showed her a liquid cooled PC I built. So I told her that she should not be talking to me since I am not cool, and then the idiot said "no you really are cool"




"Why aren't you drinking, you wussy?"
"The state of your nose/skin/face!"
"Shut up phaggot"
"What is this guy on about?"
"Was I talking to you?"
"I'm just messin with ya bro!"
*Grabbing, touching, or pawing at you* (trying to exert dominance this way)

Any of the above things would probably start a physical fight.

 

[NSUballer]

Random guy: "Shut up phaggot"

Me: Lol *pow* *crashing sound*

Random guy: on the floor bleeding

Me: exiting the premises before police arrive

 

[Capodeciña]

"Shut up phaggot"
*Grabbing, touching, or pawing at you* (trying to exert dominance this way)

Firstly, I'd kick his azz. I would incorporate my knowledge of tkd, karate, and brazilian jui jitsu combined with my knowledge of the force. I'd cast Lunar Blessing level 3 ( increased base ranged damage by 20% ), which would also instantly activate the sayan within me, and I would most likely delete his facial matter with the fastest kick ever recorded.
THAT, is how I roll dude.

No, AMOG is getting away with "Shut up PHAGGOT" or gropping and grabbing and I do not know him, that is instant fight club.

 

[katzorange]

BAHAHAHAHAHA! Lunar blessing level 3 hahahahahaahhaahahahahahaha! that sh!ts funny dude! hahahahaha

 

[Black suit]

Really? It has to excalate to a fight? Aren't there good effective put downs that'd work instead?

 

[Vice]

These ones can be asked by both genders:
"Have you read The Game?"
"Do you know who Mystery/David Deangelo/[insert PUA] is?"

I would say "Yeah, I've read The Game, and go on an express my opinion of it, which isn't too good.

And if they ask me if I know about whatever instructor, I'll tell them the truth, and go on about what I've learned from them and what I do/don't like about them.

There's nothing wrong with reading The Game. There's nothing wrong with knowing about dealing with women from these instructors. If the other people think there is, that's their issue; they're probably insecure. If a girl gives you sh*t for it, ask why it's okay for women to read Cosmo and The Rules, while it's not okay for men to help themselves and each other out on tackling one of the biggest human fears, fears, that once handled, will carry on to other parts of their life and give them tremendous success.

 

[Vice]

Really? It has to excalate to a fight? Aren't there good effective put downs that'd work instead?

Why are you guys talking to dudes at bars anyway?

 

[The_Reaper]

I would say "Yeah, I've read The Game, and go on an express my opinion of it, which isn't too good.

And if they ask me if I know about whatever instructor, I'll tell them the truth, and go on about what I've learned from them and what I do/don't like about them.

There's nothing wrong with reading The Game. There's nothing wrong with knowing about dealing with women from these instructors. If the other people think there is, that's their issue; they're probably insecure. If a girl gives you sh*t for it, ask why it's okay for women to read Cosmo and The Rules, while it's not okay for men to help themselves and each other out on tackling one of the biggest human fears, fears, that once handled, will carry on to other parts of their life and give them tremendous success.

The problem is, it implies in their mind that you're not a natural, and that you're being inauthentic.

 

[The_Reaper]

Why are you guys talking to dudes at bars anyway?

Groups of girls will have guy friends.

Your own friends will have other guy friends.

How you banter with guys makes a HUGE impression to girls about your psychosocial dominance.

 

[kingsam]

Really? It has to excalate to a fight? Aren't there good effective put downs that'd work instead?

haha im loving the Macho keyboard jockey tough guys

whats the point in possible damage, injury, police cell coz some d1ck is mouthing off? none
you should be able to diffuse with words...

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"Have you read The Game?"
if a chick askes you this is a MAJOR **** test and she porbbably isnt liking you much anyway, claim ignorance and youve never heard of it
what about ...
"the game? what game! fooball? basket ball ? rugby? "
"thers a book about picking up? cool ill have to read it !! "

the way they may bring it up is if your just using canned openers (can come across as a little random ) - i think its much better being more of a natural and can adapt to the context...(but some general canned lines are fine!)

 

[Warrior74]

Here are some congruence tests which can really throw you off. I plan to compile some good responses to these, and I'd be interested to see if any of you would care to try some. Perhaps pick a few of these and describe how you'd respond.

From girls

"Why are you talking to me?"
"Weirdo"
"Kiddo"
"Aw, that's sweet"
"What are you doing?" (while going for the kiss)

[These can be said in a jokey way, but you still need good answers]:
"Loser"
"Nerd/geek"

These ones can be asked by both genders:
"Have you read The Game?"
"Do you know who Mystery/David Deangelo/[insert PUA] is?"


Douchey guys trying to knock your confidence:

"Why aren't you drinking, you wussy?"
"The state of your nose/skin/face!"
"Shut up phaggot"
"What is this guy on about?"
"Was I talking to you?"
"I'm just messin with ya bro!"
*Grabbing, touching, or pawing at you* (trying to exert dominance this way)


Aaaaand, that's it. So, pick a couple of these, as many as you want, and describe how you'd deal with them!

Most of these show a lack of social calibration. Especailly the ones from the girls. You're obviously barking up the wrong tree and missed all of the signs that you were doing so.

"Have you read The Game?"
"Do you know who Mystery/David Deangelo/[insert PUA] is?"

Never got that one. I probably keep making them explain it in detail until their backhanded insult lost its momentum. The key to any insult exchange is momentum. If you can get em monologuing like a supervillian it looses all of it's power. Insults are short and witty (or crude). Start asking abunch of questions... Mystery...is that the movie with Ben Stiller with the super hero powers? I saw that on TNT one night. That movie kinda sucked didn't it? So what's going on tonight? Broke all of her momentum, changed the subject. Willfully ignored the insult. Now after you've avoided complete humilation. Your best bet is to fire off a neg and leave. Or just leave.

Half of the ones from the guys depend on the tone and if you know them. If they are from complete strangers..you probably look weak. Me and my friends rag on each other all the time and you have to give as good as you get verbally. But if some stranger I didn't know said some of these...well then my words would have to be ready to fight, backed up by my fist.

I know a guy who everyone thinks is a jerk. He likes to do that pawing grabbing thing to dominate you and try to holla at your chick. We all give him a really hard push (fighting hard) and asking him if he's some kinda phaggot, in a joking tone. The tone is joking but they eyes say, don't **** with me. He got the message.

 

[The_Reaper]

Most of these show a lack of social calibration. Especailly the ones from the girls. You're obviously barking up the wrong tree and missed all of the signs that you were doing so.

You show a lack of reading comprehension. Barking up the wrong trea brah.

I never said I got any of these. Some of them are virtually unavoidable though. And it's always good to be prepared for the worst.

The rest of your response is good, especially about breaking up the laconic/mordant quality of witty insult to take away its power.

 

[Capodeciña]

haha im loving the Macho keyboard jockey tough guys

whats the point in possible damage, injury, police cell coz some d1ck is mouthing off? none
you should be able to diffuse with words...

There is no politically correct comebacks for "Shut up Phaggot" unless you're Joe Rogan or a funny-as-hell comedian that can obliterate you're opponent in minutes, whoever says these horrible manhood taking words basically just called you out for a fight. Fvck being some nerd with a comeback and trying to win over the audience, this isn't KBJ'ing, I will use Wanderlei Silva's Mad Dog eyes before calculating a barrage of mixed assaults, how can some guy shout out at you "Shut up phaggot" and you want to come back with words? Really Sammyboy?

No way in hell, man.

 

[Warrior74]

You show a lack of reading comprehension. Barking up the wrong trea brah.

I never said I got any of these. Some of them are virtually unavoidable though. And it's always good to be prepared for the worst.

The rest of your response is good, especially about breaking up the laconic/mordant quality of witty insult to take away its power.

I mean YOU in the general sense of the person getting that response Brah! lol. Don't be a girl and take everything so personally.

The person getting shut down like that by a female is either clueless, looks weak, or just ran across and woman with a ****ty personality. Does that break it down for you a little better?

 

[r0cky]

Why are you guys talking to dudes at bars anyway?

its part of being social.

 

[Vice]

The problem is, it implies in their mind that you're not a natural, and that you're being inauthentic.

I see you practice the fine art of mind reading on a regular basis! Good for you!

You don't know what they're going to think. And again, it's about how you come across when you talk about it. I wasn't "natural" when I started learning all that PUA garbage, but as soon as I let it go and became more direct I started using it as ammunition for conversation.

I usually talk about how it's a great way for shy guys to get STARTED on learning how to socialize, but any further and they become freaks/social robots.

Groups of girls will have guy friends.

Your own friends will have other guy friends.

How you banter with guys makes a HUGE impression to girls about your psychosocial dominance.

This is true. Totally forgot about that.

 

[kingsam]

There is no politically correct comebacks for "Shut up Phaggot" unless you're Joe Rogan or a funny-as-hell comedian that can obliterate you're opponent in minutes, whoever says these horrible manhood taking words basically just called you out for a fight. Fvck being some nerd with a comeback and trying to win over the audience, this isn't KBJ'ing, I will use Wanderlei Silva's Mad Dog eyes before calculating a barrage of mixed assaults, how can some guy shout out at you "Shut up phaggot" and you want to come back with words? Really Sammyboy?

No way in hell, man.

im not saying be a pu$$y...
buts it rare for a stranger to be like "Shut up phaggot", the guy must be doing some thing seriously wrong to get that kind of response
And if theres loads of dodgy geezers around then change loaction...?!
(if is a friends saying it then its not gonna be agressivly)

example -> i got a very bad reaction from a guy once in a rave in london, after id naively asked him (the drug dealer) "how he got that massive bag of drugs in there" -> i.e. i should have not said anything!

 

[Real Talk]

This thread is a little misguided in my opinion. The main focus should just be presenting yourself in a way so people won't even think to treat you like that, and if they do, they're just being a dou.che or bi.tch and everyone there knows it.