Bros And Hoes - The Rules And Regulations.

[Jester]

Bruthas! Sistas! All ye gather round!


No more maybes and no more false ideals, This is where its at, this is where you can come to for CONFORMATION of the DJ way to handle complicated ****.

Alright, we all(should) know the rule, Bros b4 hoes. Well that is true, your bros usually SHOULD come before the hoes youre ****ing, but sometimes there are more complicated situations. That, is what i am addressing here, the hard sh1t.



Ok Situation 1.

Bro is infuated with hoe.
Hoe is juicy hot, and you could have her, what do you do.

You help your bro out anyway you can, because you do want to see him succeed, hes your bro afterall.

Rule Exception: If you help your bro out with your vast DJ knowledge, and he doesnt do ****, or get anywhere. The Hoe is thereby up for grabs after a time period of 2 weeks, unless there are extenuating circumstances(like he/she went to italy).

Situation 2.

You and your bro(s) are out and about and there is an HB in sight, What do you do?

Call her like youre calling shotgun, first who calls gets the hoe. Hoe has to be in sight before you do a hoecall. (somebody think of a cool way to call a hoe).

Situation 3

Guy has serious, long term relationship with a girl(4 months or more), and they break up. She wants your **** now, what do you do?

Nothing, that hoe is off-limits, unless you talk to your bro before hand and he says it would be no prob. But if that doesnt happen, treat her like shes got genital warts. If it was a 3 month relationship or less, you dont have as much to be concerned with, but still talk to your bro about it. If he says NO WAY after only dating her only 3 months, then hes a "Hogarter"(bogarter), and is in VIOLATION of the bros before hoes rules. The hoe is now up for grabs after you tell your bro he is in violation and that he has no more rights in the matter.


All i could think of so far, if you have any more situations that need addressing or that you have succesfully addressed, post them and i will add them to the thread.

 

[AC/DC]

ACDC likes a hottie who he met a week ago. ACDCs best friend Bro met her a month ago, and they like eachother. What would be the proper thinkg to do, because Bro knows I like her and he can get another girl he likes and most likely has no problem with that?

 

[drixsa]

Originally posted by Jester


Situation 2.

You and your bro(s) are out and about and there is an HB in sight, What do you do?

Call her like youre calling shotgun, first who calls gets the hoe. Hoe has to be in sight before you do a hoecall. (somebody think of a cool way to call a hoe).

i live by 1 and am more strict by 3.

but 2? C'mon you are claiming to try and get at this from the DJ perspective which i know you hold a high standard of.

Calling is stupid, immature, and Caveman like.

if you have 2+ DJs in the group you decide who is going to go after her by who grabs their balls first and walks over there. None of the shotgun BS.

i being the good friend that i am let my friends go in there, give it there best shot and take over from there.

...there is more to be addressed.

Do you try and help your Bro find a GF?
yes, if he wants your help definatley but it cannot, repeat, CANNOT be a friend of your G-F.

Its vital that you keep those worlds seperated or it can and probably **** you up in the long term.

this is b/c when atleast one of you break up it messes up the others relationship b/c you know someone is gonna be pissed and have some ill intentions.

How Close can your girl (f-buddy, Close friend thats a girl, or G-F) be with your boys?

f-buddies are just that. if you wanted them for more than that then theyd be G-F potential. They should remain in your sac. Period.

Close friend- i have seen "close" friends change from day to day. some will say, "dont have female friends" and in my opinion that is just narrow minded and you will miss out on a lot of fun by limiting who your friends are regardless of sex.

if they really are your close (female) friend then its ok to let em hang with the boys. hell you almost want her to be one of the guys.

Here's the issue with this and the G-F: you dont want them taken away from you. Yes its the control and insecurity cards thaty are being played in the mind quite commonly at this point.

but the truth is that if they "leave" you for one of your bro's or someone else then they werent worth being friends with same goes for your bro.(Look down for the reversed situation)

G-F: The girlfriend should want to be a part of your life. that means that if she isnt interested in your friends or hanging with them at all she isnt worth your time.

Know though, that there needs to be a good balance. You need to spend time together with friends and G-F. (This is best accomplished at parties**) and you need to make time for friends. your friends SHOULD be prioritized over your G-F.

**a little side note that it is important to go to parties without your G-F, so she knows you are/can have/ing a good time without her and that you are always busy.

ok with your bros they need to know to respect your **** and you theirs.

i have made it a general rule that i wll never get too close to my friend's girl buddies or G-F's. ill be nice (if i like em) but distant.

its like saying "i think your aight, but lets be honest when you two break up your gone and my bro stays"

i dont get close cause i dont want to mess sh1t up with my friends. its their business and they need to handle it on their own.

if they ask me for advice i always give what i think is best whether they want to hear it or not becuase if u know me my advice is untainted.

if you have good friends they will notice how u act, when u are nice to their Girl yet a little distant. Its showing respect for your friends.

but if your bro starts gettin to close you have the right to tell him to **** off. state your position, if he doesnt respect that then he aint worth being your friend.

a lotta guys will go, "whats the big deal?"

some will see the big picture and some are dumbasses who cant get their own so they want to mooch off your succes. ill throw the girls at my friends just to see if she is worthwhile.*

*good test but dangerous

(drix ponders more into the rules of your bro's and hoes)

thats it for now

 

[dimarco]

thank you

Thank you so much for posting this,
I have seen to many posts on this forum where people dont udnerstand the concept of bros before hoes.
Its in someones sig here "Any girl that you can steal from your friend, is not worth it"
I dont understand why people dont agree with this.
That is one of my golden rules.
A dj without morals is just a chump.
P.s. Ive been on this forum by different names since before the bible came out. So I know what iam talking about.

 

[blienk]

I think #2 is an OK rule, assuming that:

a.) Every member of the male group is a semi-experienced DJ with no fear of approaching

b.) The person who wins the call is obligated to approach the girl immediately

After all, if "a" is true, this is the only fair way to solve the problem. If you and your two friends decide you all want this girl and all have the balls to approach her right there, the girl is going to feel ambushed by 3 strangers trying to pick up her # and no one is going to suceed.

As a clause to rule #2, we can say that if the person who wins the call does not approach the girl within 5 minutes, she is then fair game for the rest of the group.

 

[Sax God]

A Hoe-Call

How about simply yelling "LAND HOE!"

 

[Jester]

Calling is an effective system to determine who gets what. Even though i know most of you dont have DJ friends, i do not make exceptions for them in a DJ post. That being said, the only fair way to determine who gets first shot, is the call. Being "caveman" is only a perception.

 

[drixsa]

Originally posted by Jester
Calling is an effective system to determine who gets what. Even though i know most of you dont have DJ friends, i do not make exceptions for them in a DJ post. That being said, the only fair way to determine who gets first shot, is the call. Being "caveman" is only a perception.

Jester do u actively practice this method or does it just seem like the best way??

i dont know your friends but who'd actually live by that?

if i see a girl i am attracted to i am going to talk to her regardless of who "called" her.

that kind of thing is never gonna fly with your friends unless they are complete pu$$ies or are gettin too much a$$ to complain.

 

[Eric Smith]

Situation 1.

It depends on how willing he is to pursue that ass. If he wants it and is going to do nothing to get it (admiration from afar), I will get her. If he actually has a pair and will approach her, I will let him have her. There are millions of girls out there that fit into my criteria of dating; I can go without that one in particular.

Situation 2.

For me, its first come, first serve. If we both go towards her, I'd say we'd flip a coin on it. Most of the time I will let him have her. My sex drive isn't on overdrive so I can go without immediate action. While he is DJing her, I will pursue other women.

Situation 3

I would talk to him about that or see how he reacted beforehand if someone tried to pursue his ex. I know most AFCs will flip sh1t. Most DJs I know (which isn't that many but I know of some) don't really care if you go after her or not. I assume the former in most instances and find another female prospect.

I know of some more situations:

Situation 4: Your friend asked this girl out and got turned down. I mean humiliated in front of the masses. However she wants to jump your bones. What do you do?

Situation 5: Your bro and his girl are having problems. They are "on a break." You and his girl are drunk as hell so inhibitions, morals, etc. are the way of the dodo. He is also nailing another girl at the moment. She asks you to fool around. What do you do?

 

[THA REALNESS]

Ain't no goddamn rules or regulations ... Don't leave your Hoe 'round me!!

 

[Jester]

Situation 4: Your friend asked this girl out and got turned down. I mean humiliated in front of the masses. However she wants to jump your bones. What do you do?

He had his chance and he messed it up, its youre turn now. No problems there. Just in the future teach him how to handle his **** better.


Situation 5: Your bro and his girl are having problems. They are "on a break." You and his girl are drunk as hell so inhibitions, morals, etc. are the way of the dodo. He is also nailing another girl at the moment. She asks you to fool around. What do you do?

IF and ONLY IF he is banging another girl, then it would be acceptful to **** her. But you must know that he is for an ABSOLUTE fact, no assumptions. If hes not banging another girl, or doing anything else like that, than it would be a violation as he is still attached to her, and you ****ing her would hurt him.



Basically it comes down to, will u hurt ur bro or not. If not than its game, if so, stay away.(unless hes being a hogarter that is)

 

[OneByOne]

ok i had a situation a while ago, where my friend split up with his gf after a 4 week relationship??? not sure tho anyway, me an his gf have always bin really close and after they split, i guess he knew we were really close an so i asked if i could talk to him, and i said "i have feelings for your ex but im not gonna go further than that since shes your ex an i wouldnt betray like that" n he said "i know, ive seen you really close an i think you two would be great together so im not gonna stand in the way, believe me im fine with it" so after me asking him over an over if he was fine with it lol he kept sayin he was, so now im with his ex an theres no hard feelings between us, so talking can really help

 

[MVPlaya]

THE REAL RULES AND REGULATIONS:













































Don't see anything? Ha... good.

 

[punkrockpylot]

Originally posted by MVPlaya
THE REAL RULES AND REGULATIONS:













































Don't see anything? Ha... good.

exactly what im saying...

 

[drixsa]

Originally posted by MVPlaya
THE REAL RULES AND REGULATIONS:



Don't see anything? Ha... good.

there might come a point in your life where you will realize that friends are more important then gettin ****ed and then you may just become a man

 

[drixsa]

Originally posted by Jester
Situation 4: Your friend asked this girl out and got turned down. I mean humiliated in front of the masses. However she wants to jump your bones. What do you do?

He had his chance and he messed it up, its youre turn now. No problems there. Just in the future teach him how to handle his **** better.

couldnt agree more

Situation 5: Your bro and his girl are having problems. They are "on a break." You and his girl are drunk as hell so inhibitions, morals, etc. are the way of the dodo. He is also nailing another girl at the moment. She asks you to fool around. What do you do?IF and ONLY IF he is banging another girl, then it would be acceptful to **** her. But you must know that he is for an ABSOLUTE fact, no assumptions. If hes not banging another girl, or doing anything else like that, than it would be a violation as he is still attached to her, and you ****ing her would hurt him. Basically it comes down to, will u hurt ur bro or not. If not than its game, if so, stay away.(unless hes being a hogarter that is)

very well explained

jester its nice to see a DJ with morals that stand out