Bringing girls home

[Xtravaganza]

Just bring her home and take her into your room. If your parents bug you about it, say "jeez, can't a guy get laid around here?"

Can't stop laughing at this one!

Do it the ninja style! Go to her place while her parents are sleeping. Just remember to put the pillow on her face...

 

[johnmich]

Thanks for the replies guys. I think ill jus go get a lock.
The only thing left now is my sqeaky bed and the occasionally creaky floorboards.