Bringing girls home

[johnmich]

What do you do if you want to go somewhere with a girl (such as your house) but you have parents and siblings so it cant b at yours.

What would you do instead if hers is also not an option?

 

[theGAME50]

go in ur room and lock your door

 

[johnmich]

Yes but i cant. I got my mum and dad in the house and a little brother.
My brother always comes in and **** cos hes a disrespectful little cvnt - trust me.

I ant got a lock on ma door so any other suggestions ??

 

[DonMEgaHoss]

1. brace your door with somethin'
2. find a fast food restroom or something and bang the flock out of her.
3. If you want the booty enough you'll find a way.

 

[DJDamage]

Originally posted by johnmich
Yes but i cant. I got my mum and dad in the house and a little brother.
My brother always comes in and **** cos hes a disrespectful little cvnt - trust me.

I ant got a lock on ma door so any other suggestions ??

You don't need a lock on the door, all you want is your parents out of the house for a few hours.

All you do is give your parents $30 ask them to take your brother to the movies and not to come back too early.

DjDamage

 

[johnmich]

Its not that easy. Firstly, i live in the UK so $30 would not work.

I am talking about on say a sat / fri night and its late and your parents and siblings are home for the night watchin TV or summat.

There really is no where to go, i dont think this is gonna be easy.

Damn my sh!tty living situation

 

[satyriasis]

ask a friend to use his spot, but sometimes dudes are gonna want you to share the wealth in return. or, just move out.

 

[DJDamage]

Originally posted by johnmich


I am talking about on say a sat / fri night and its late and your parents and siblings are home for the night watchin TV or summat.

Just go with the flow. Bring her to your home and then go with her to your room. If someone opens the door to get an eyefull they might learn a thing or two lol.

 

[johnmich]

I have had some offers from Uni so it will be great when i go.

 

[Brando23]

Nothing wrong with taking her to a cheap motel for the night.

 

[johnmich]

This is in the UK in bradford. There are no motels never mind cheap ones.

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

Move out. That's the only way to get around this... unless you want to get a motel, but then it'll make her feel like a hooker. R U bringing home hookers?

why not try her place?

 

[NINJA PIMP]

I really don't see the problem here.

When I lived with my folks, I used to bang girls everywhere.. the mall, the subway, the park.

Where's your sense of adventure?

 

[TheRelic]

Originally posted by JC Jerkson
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JC

POST OF THE YEAR!



Anyway, what's wrong with a car? Ninja has the right idea

 

[johnmich]

I have no car.

Balls, im screwed really

 

[Criminal Mind]

Originally posted by DonMEgaHoss
1. brace your door with somethin'
2. find a fast food restroom or something and bang the flock out of her.
3. If you want the booty enough you'll find a way.

LOL... somehow I'd like to see the look on the parents face while he tells him, "I want to bang a girl, can you guys clear out for a while?"

 

[backbreaker]

that's why they make motel 6

 

[backbreaker]

i personally move around too much in the car and like girls on top, ,which doesn't work as well in the car

great for BJ's though

 

[DJHoolahoop]

Just bring her home and take her into your room. If your parents bug you about it, say "jeez, can't a guy get laid around here?"

 

[Shiftkey]

I ant got a lock on ma door so any other suggestions ??

Buy one! I did this when I had to move back in with my parents and little brother (though they generally respect my privacy without a lock). I just bought a door knob with a simple, built in bathroom-style lock and replaced the old knob. I also bought the same style knob so they look nearly identical.

It would also be a good idea to teach your brother to respect your space. Use your imagination on how to do that. I recommend copious amounts of non lethal violence