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This just in: update on Fitch's latest development!

18 May 2005, Wednesday:

On 1:05 A.M. this morning Fitch reports that he will temporarly resign from DJ posting.

Reacts on the Dj thread are touching. "Why Fitch, he was such a helpful guy?" complains a member. "He was such a funny guy; his posts were amusing."

Fitch, shortly announced contact information to those DJs in need.
Kyle88@gmail.com.

Sources confirm the accuracy of the contact information provided.

On the podium stood the lean Fitch, leaning on the wooden furnish.

"My fellow DJs" boomed Fitch. "If there is a problem with your g/f, social life, school life, academic life, etc., or just want to chat; e-mail me. If there is something that needs my attention (such as replies to my replies on various threads), e-mail me. Kyle88@gmail.com!"

Before walking off the stage he announces:

"www.j-j-e.blogspot.com is my journal. I will enable the comment option to extend to non-registered viewers, such as yourself.

Here I post random news, facts, my life, etc. Expect the unexpected.

Blog update: I will make the next new post tomorrow, after my study. From that point on I will write daily during the evening hours. Stop by, check it out; drop a comment."

Applause bursts throughout the room, resonating throughout the halls.

This is Kyle reporting for the DJ Daily.
 

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This just IN!

Fitch, interviewed by "CNN," responds that he may drop by a few times over the weekend to post something interesting.

When asked to be specific, he gave us a huge grin, winked.

Like this.:

:D







;)

He alludes it has to do with High School life; tune in this weekend for Fitch's article!
 

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[LIVE] CNN Breaking News...

Good evening, I'm Paula Zahn...
We have just discovered that Fitch,
posing as a reporter from the DJ Daily,
has been illegitemately utilising writing patented to CNN coverage
to further promote his... "Don Juan" cause.

As of yet, we have have little information about this organization.
However, we can reasonably assume that this is an undercover terrorist network
linked to the recent outbreaks of man-lines all around the country.

The CNN SWAT team, consisting of: Women's Rights Lawyers, Feminists, and Nice Guys has already been deployed, and they are closing off Fitch as we speak.
Stay tuned for further coverage...
 
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