Bottoming out

rdxshooter

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Does this shat happen to you guys?

Ever be diggin out a chick and bam, you bottom out, you slam the tip of you dik up into her cervex.

Shat feel like runnin into a brick wall wit a hardon.

Happened to me last night, thought I broke the baztard.

Am I lone shark on this one?
 

bigshovel

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Naw bro, you aint alone

**** happens all the time.

I measure 8-3/4" and bottom out all the time when diggin a broad in mish or when she is riden on top.

Best you can do, is find a gurl wit a phat azz and spank that shat from behind. The extra booty roundness can eat up an inch or two.
 

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Guess thats where you get your "bigShovel" handle. Got a big shovel for diggin out the broads.

lol
 

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and your complaining about this??????:confused:
there are guys that would kill for a 9" thing
 

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Spidey,

No Dawg i aint gripein bout what I am packin, just sometime a gurl aint deep enough. specially if she been messen around with little diked boys. (Asian gurlz are the smallest)


I hear ya Shovel, aint nothin like gettin behind a white gurl wit a phat ass. Specially if she can shake that thing like a sista.
 

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muttley

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yo, that happens...make her more aroused and she will expand so to speak lol.
 

rdxshooter

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mut

What kind of handle is mut? just dissin ya

Gurlz only expand to accomadate girth when aroused.

You get in there and start probin around with a long hammer, you gotta start movin internal organs around to make room for your junk.
 

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I'm fairly large. Being longer isnt much of an advantage. It's the girth that's good.

There are a bunch of positions i can't really do. The girl will be like "it hurts like this" or "you're in too far" and we'll have to change up.

I guess a longer penis is mentally stimulating to a girl but in practice it makes sex more difficult.... though now that i think about it there are some positions where a smaller guy would slip out and i don't so maybe it evens out. who knows
 

Do not be too easy. If you are too easy to get, she will not want you. If you are too easy to keep, she will lose interest in you. If you are too easy to control, she will not respect you.

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You guys sound incredibly gay talking about your dycks..:crackup:
 

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Hey junior

or whatever your name is. you don't like the thread, don't reply
 

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Long is good to a point.

Hate it when I sit on the toilet and it hangs in the water.

I had to hook my toilet uo to yhe hot water supply
 

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Originally posted by jprjrjr
You guys sound incredibly gay talking about your dycks..:crackup:

What makes something sound "gay?"
 

rdxshooter

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there is nothing gay about talkin about you dik.

Only insecure people get offended by that.

It is no differant than jacked up muscle heads talkin about biceps
 

Peace and Quiet

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This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

jprjrjr

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Originally posted by rdxshooter
there is nothing gay about talkin about you dik.

Only insecure people get offended by that.

It is no differant than jacked up muscle heads talkin about biceps
Guys talking about their penis sounds gay. Everybody's insecure to you aren't they shoot? Seem like you're the insecure one....

Hanging in the water...you're such a fag..and you're delusional.
 

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ya, it happens. If you think it hurt, imagine how she felt. You don't need to push the whole thing in there anyway. Most of the nerves in the vagina are in the first third of it. Different positions are good too.
 

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Everyone's 8" on the internet.

Except me... i'm 14.68 e-inches.
 
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