whewww
alright i went to the mall right, first of, i have no wheels right so, i tell my MOM " hey jucie booty, get off that tootie and take me to the mall to meet some cuties" so i was thinking she was going to drop me off but NOOO.. i dident say anything though , i just accepted it because if i can approach chicks with my MOM in a mall then i can do it anywhere. So i get in the mall right and i ditch her ass... i walk around and try to get comfy, then i hear " RAWKIN" I LOOK UP.. its my mom yelling to say hi ay the top floor, ahahha, so i wave, it was funny, but
the first approach i did was these 3 ladies walking in a group, they were cute, i say " hey ladies " they all smile some say hi, then i say , why are you all walking alone, you need a strong guy like me for protection... they all laugh... then they say from who i say from these preditors.. then we talk for a little more untill i see were getting to the end of the mall , and i dident want to walk up the stairs with them, so i just said bye ladies.. it was great , it was the first time i approached 3 chicks, and i did it in no sweat. what i learned through this was to speak slower.. i studdered a little and it might of sounded wack, but its all good.
The second approach i did was when i was talking to a kid i knew from school, we saw a chick walk by and he was like, i think thats my friends friend, then i say " he wont mind if i talk to her " and i walk up to her , leaving the other dude, ( i really just did it to show off,,, im never doing that again) so i walk up to em, and i say , hey whats up, theres 2 girls, and they both have ****in cell phones on their ear, so i start talking, im like " how are you gonna walk through the mall talking on your cell, what if someone wants to meet you.. " one girl puts her cell down and the other keep it at her ear. she says some bull shyt, then i run out of words and i just say " ok check it out... give me your number " she gets quiet, looks around , and says she has a BF, so i try and say some like like , how long were yall married , but she dident get it. then she says , you can have my friends number and i say , how bout you both give me your numbers, and ill cancel one out ( a joke but they dident get it ) then i totally ran outta words and i was rambling... all of a sudden these thug lookin guys came by us, there was like 6, and i knew one guy, and that guy knew the girl i was talkin to .. all of a sudden the girl says " i tryed to tell him , i already told him" then i was ****ed surrounded by like 8 peeps i just made an exit.
that approach i learned not to approach to prove something to somebody, and talk slower, and get some friendly rapport before you try to number close.
the third approach i did was these 2 girls hovering at the balcany, i walk up to them and i dont say anything , untill i see their reaction, then i say " looking at anything intresting " they say some bull shyt like nod their heads... then i say , dont you wish you had wings, so we could fly and hover over all these people... they look at me with blank faces... lol then i say , " you know i had a dream, that i was a bird, and i woke up , but now i think what if im really the bird and im in the dream now" i get yea and a nod lolz..... the only reason i did this was to try it out... i did it on a odler lady i think she was like 30 or some shyt and i got her to laugh but i guess younger chicks will just think your stupied.
the next approach i did was in a card shop, you know birthday cards and ****, i go in there and i notice that theres nobody at the register, then i look through the halls and i see the lady working , she pretty cute so heres what i do, i walk up to her and i say " hows it going , are you finding everything ok? we just got a new stock of cards in last week" then she laughs and says , no im working here, then we talk about playing cards which the store dident have, i get her laughing so much and i could totally tell she was diggin my ass. then coustomers some in, and i say really loud " hi hows it going , if you need any help please tell me" and i got the lady that was working laughing again, i did this once more and i totally could have number closed but i just couldent find out a way to do it , ,,,, so i say bye and i leave.
this approach i learned to speak slow and maybe have a close ready in your head, because i totally dident know how to close, it seemed so easy from the text.
through the whole mall i was saying hi to ladies randomly, and chicks were saying my name , they jnew me from school, i went to a jewelry store and i says , " im looking to get a peircing in my cheek ( and i pull at my cheek ) then i say , what would look good on my cheek--- i go to the doller store and by cards, i take out the cards and do a magic trick on the asian lady working, it was sooo funny.....
well i rarely go out becase i just moved here any i dont have any homies so when i went out , i WENT ALL OUT and tryed to approach everyonei saw that i could approach, and it was fun, i just want to say , if you even consider approaching a chick, just do it, no matter what hgappenes its going to be fun, i did ***** out a couple of times but i never kept it with me i accepted that im a ***** and i moved on.
what i learned from this sarge though was that its good to get to know the surroundings first, walk around a couple of times, feel the atmosphere.
then i learned to talk sloow, maybe its just my problem but i talk wat to fast and if im lucky il ****in studder and i look wack , lol
nother thing was, dont have ANY EXPECTATIONS i really dont even want numbers but im just asking because i never got one, if i got one i would most likely rip it up, but just have fun and dont expect ****...
hahah this was so fun