Willie Naylor
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I found this article on this site called menarebetterthanwomen.com
How To Shut a Woman Up
Women don’t actually want equality. Women are like the five year old that wants a dog for Christmas and we men are like parents. You’re not getting a fvcking dog. Five year olds don’t get dogs because they have no responsibility. They’re immature. They get goldfish or Nintendos or other things that don’t require moments from their precious days of doing nothing. Equality for women is exactly the same. Let me give an example.
There’s six ways to make a woman shut her fvcking mouth — and you can count five of them on your hand.
I’m kidding of course. I would never advocate violence against women. Women are like television sets. They’re fun to watch, and smacking them around rarely improves their malfunction. When they start acting up and getting old on you, it’s just time to get a new one.
The sixth way to get a woman to shut the fvck up is not a joke. Women b!tch and moan about equality like a baby whining for its bottle. What happens when a baby gets its bottle? It shuts the fvck up.
Does that sound radical? Giving a woman equality? Perhaps even a bit mad?
Your man-stincts are correct. Giving women equal of anything is a stupid idea: voting rights, custody, slices of delicious pie. No matter what, you end up with something that isn’t pretty and is about ten to twenty years away from biting you in your man ass.
Think about it for a minute. If women really wanted equality, why dress like wh0res? And why all the silliness with alimony? Alimony is more objectifying and exploitative than prostitution, porno, and the entire Blackula series combined. All it’s saying is that the only thing women can do in the world is fvck for money. It’s a severance package for retired wh0res. But I digress.
I said earlier that I would be dispensing the mystical secret that has haunted man since the beginning of time. Not where we’re from or where we’re going, but how to shut women the fvck up. It’s easy. All you have to do is speak to them like equals. For example, what would you say if your very good man friend was drunk or hypnotized into losing Man Points and came up with a comment like, “Kathy at work is such a b!tch. I don’t know why she hates me.”
Something immediately springs to mind.
“Who the fvck cares.”
Give the baby her bottle. And silence, my man friends, is golden.
How To Shut a Woman Up
Women don’t actually want equality. Women are like the five year old that wants a dog for Christmas and we men are like parents. You’re not getting a fvcking dog. Five year olds don’t get dogs because they have no responsibility. They’re immature. They get goldfish or Nintendos or other things that don’t require moments from their precious days of doing nothing. Equality for women is exactly the same. Let me give an example.
There’s six ways to make a woman shut her fvcking mouth — and you can count five of them on your hand.
I’m kidding of course. I would never advocate violence against women. Women are like television sets. They’re fun to watch, and smacking them around rarely improves their malfunction. When they start acting up and getting old on you, it’s just time to get a new one.
The sixth way to get a woman to shut the fvck up is not a joke. Women b!tch and moan about equality like a baby whining for its bottle. What happens when a baby gets its bottle? It shuts the fvck up.
Does that sound radical? Giving a woman equality? Perhaps even a bit mad?
Your man-stincts are correct. Giving women equal of anything is a stupid idea: voting rights, custody, slices of delicious pie. No matter what, you end up with something that isn’t pretty and is about ten to twenty years away from biting you in your man ass.
Think about it for a minute. If women really wanted equality, why dress like wh0res? And why all the silliness with alimony? Alimony is more objectifying and exploitative than prostitution, porno, and the entire Blackula series combined. All it’s saying is that the only thing women can do in the world is fvck for money. It’s a severance package for retired wh0res. But I digress.
I said earlier that I would be dispensing the mystical secret that has haunted man since the beginning of time. Not where we’re from or where we’re going, but how to shut women the fvck up. It’s easy. All you have to do is speak to them like equals. For example, what would you say if your very good man friend was drunk or hypnotized into losing Man Points and came up with a comment like, “Kathy at work is such a b!tch. I don’t know why she hates me.”
Something immediately springs to mind.
“Who the fvck cares.”
Give the baby her bottle. And silence, my man friends, is golden.
