StimulI
Don Juan
I ain't bashin' all women for this, but you do run into one of chicks every once in a while.
I recently (New Years Eve) ran into a situation that tested my skills.(probably tested me lass then I thought, but I had a few drinks in me already.)
I was in a bar chillin' with my parents and some of there friends before my plans for the night(meeting an HB after she got off work). One of their daughters, a chick that I graduated with, was celebratin' her 21st birthday. One of her friends(Becka), also from my highschool class, was with her. They are both easily 8 or 9's, but anyway Becka started getting all over me before I even said anything more than "What's up" to her.
RED FLAG
Let me set up the situation a little more so you understand why this sent a red flag waivin' like a mthafcka already.
1. First of all, the chick was't drunk yet.(which most of yall were probably thinkin')
2. Second of all, I went to a pretty big HS, even though I knew who she was we never talked before for some reason or another. So we have absolutly no history.
3. And this last one will come into play later.
She comes from a very wealthy family. so most likely she's used to gettin' her way and she most likely doesn't go anywhere without DOLLA$. (I know that's generalizing, but can you blame me for feelin' that way.)
Anyway on to the story.
This chick was showin' a suspitiously high "IL" in me for only talkin' to me for 5 min. In my past experiences I found when a chick shows that high IL she's playin' games.(not all the time but most)I still didn't figure her out so I played along.
After a couple minutes of talkin' to Becka, her/our (I know the other chick) friend came over and asked if we wanted to got to a different bar with her and a couple other people. I said yeh cause I had another hour to burn. Becka also said yes, but she said she couldn't drink cause she only had three dollars.
RED FLAG.
It all started to come together in my head, thinkin': (look at #3 above) I don't know anyone who goes out on New Years Eve with ONLY three dollars. Accept for maybe some HB's that go out and flirt with guys just to get drinks..........wait f***in' second....
That's when the light turned on.
Then she said it. (Not Becka but her friend(wingwomen))
"You'll by Becka some drinks won't you "Stimuli"?" she said it in a sweet simpathetic voice that would make a chump melt.
I played it off with a C&F line and change the subject because I didn't want to give her a definate answer yet. I had something to try at the next bar that would tell if she was athentic.(I already knew I wasn't gonna by her a drink
When we got to the next bar we ran into some old class mates and we talked for a while. After we got done talkin' to them I figured this would be a good time to try out my plan.
So I looked down at my watch and said,"D*mn, I'm gonna be late."
Becka - "Late for what"
Me- "I'm supposed to be meeting my roomates back at our place in 15 min so we can all go around in one car tonight."
Becka - "Oh, that's to bad, are you still going to have a drink with me."
Me - "I wish I could, but you should give me your number and I'll give you a call next time I'm by your college."
So she writes her number down and hands it to me. I looked at it and repeated to her, except I changed a couple numbers when I repeated(saw that used on some other post on this site). Sure enough, she comfirmed the number I said (which meant she gave me bogus number for you beginners). DING DING DING......
We have a LOSER.
Any other time I would have spoken up and said somethin to her about not playin games, but I knew what she was doin' all along so I wasn't suprised when she handed me a bammer number. I didn't say anything cause it just wasn't worth it. So I said later and started to dip out the door when someone else who recognized me stoped and talk to me for a minute. Right when I was ready to walk out the door I looked back through the crowded bar and saw her (she didn't see me lookin' at her) gettin' a drink bought for her by some older guy.ha ha the chump doesn't know that he's gonna end up with a empty wallet and a bammer number (if he asked at all).
So I took my pocket full of 20's and my pride and I went to go get some fa sho p***y.
Sorry about the length, but it just goes to show what chicks will do to get what they want.
Peace
I recently (New Years Eve) ran into a situation that tested my skills.(probably tested me lass then I thought, but I had a few drinks in me already.)
I was in a bar chillin' with my parents and some of there friends before my plans for the night(meeting an HB after she got off work). One of their daughters, a chick that I graduated with, was celebratin' her 21st birthday. One of her friends(Becka), also from my highschool class, was with her. They are both easily 8 or 9's, but anyway Becka started getting all over me before I even said anything more than "What's up" to her.
RED FLAG
Let me set up the situation a little more so you understand why this sent a red flag waivin' like a mthafcka already.
1. First of all, the chick was't drunk yet.(which most of yall were probably thinkin')
2. Second of all, I went to a pretty big HS, even though I knew who she was we never talked before for some reason or another. So we have absolutly no history.
3. And this last one will come into play later.
She comes from a very wealthy family. so most likely she's used to gettin' her way and she most likely doesn't go anywhere without DOLLA$. (I know that's generalizing, but can you blame me for feelin' that way.)
Anyway on to the story.
This chick was showin' a suspitiously high "IL" in me for only talkin' to me for 5 min. In my past experiences I found when a chick shows that high IL she's playin' games.(not all the time but most)I still didn't figure her out so I played along.
After a couple minutes of talkin' to Becka, her/our (I know the other chick) friend came over and asked if we wanted to got to a different bar with her and a couple other people. I said yeh cause I had another hour to burn. Becka also said yes, but she said she couldn't drink cause she only had three dollars.
RED FLAG.
It all started to come together in my head, thinkin': (look at #3 above) I don't know anyone who goes out on New Years Eve with ONLY three dollars. Accept for maybe some HB's that go out and flirt with guys just to get drinks..........wait f***in' second....
That's when the light turned on.
Then she said it. (Not Becka but her friend(wingwomen))
"You'll by Becka some drinks won't you "Stimuli"?" she said it in a sweet simpathetic voice that would make a chump melt.
I played it off with a C&F line and change the subject because I didn't want to give her a definate answer yet. I had something to try at the next bar that would tell if she was athentic.(I already knew I wasn't gonna by her a drink
When we got to the next bar we ran into some old class mates and we talked for a while. After we got done talkin' to them I figured this would be a good time to try out my plan.
So I looked down at my watch and said,"D*mn, I'm gonna be late."
Becka - "Late for what"
Me- "I'm supposed to be meeting my roomates back at our place in 15 min so we can all go around in one car tonight."
Becka - "Oh, that's to bad, are you still going to have a drink with me."
Me - "I wish I could, but you should give me your number and I'll give you a call next time I'm by your college."
So she writes her number down and hands it to me. I looked at it and repeated to her, except I changed a couple numbers when I repeated(saw that used on some other post on this site). Sure enough, she comfirmed the number I said (which meant she gave me bogus number for you beginners). DING DING DING......
We have a LOSER.
Any other time I would have spoken up and said somethin to her about not playin games, but I knew what she was doin' all along so I wasn't suprised when she handed me a bammer number. I didn't say anything cause it just wasn't worth it. So I said later and started to dip out the door when someone else who recognized me stoped and talk to me for a minute. Right when I was ready to walk out the door I looked back through the crowded bar and saw her (she didn't see me lookin' at her) gettin' a drink bought for her by some older guy.ha ha the chump doesn't know that he's gonna end up with a empty wallet and a bammer number (if he asked at all).
So I took my pocket full of 20's and my pride and I went to go get some fa sho p***y.
Sorry about the length, but it just goes to show what chicks will do to get what they want.
Peace
