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i just did a work out listenign to the new ozzy album (which is one of his best).

i gotta tell ya, that was more satisfying than a woman. :p
 

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I like to do heavy house cleaning listening to Fur Elise...not sure why...but I love it, lol.
 

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Wyldfire said:
I like to do heavy house cleaning listening to Fur Elise...not sure why...but I love it, lol.
These are the reasons we shouldn't have women posting here. Wyld, I know you've got a lot of great info to add at times but your x chromosone is completely useless at other times such as this
 

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Wyldfire said:
I like to do heavy house cleaning listening to Fur Elise...not sure why...but I love it, lol.
I prefer getting stoned with Moonlight Sonata strumming in the background.
 

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joekerr31 said:
i just did a work out listenign to the new ozzy album (which is one of his best).

i gotta tell ya, that was more satisfying than a woman. :p
The last good Ozzy record was Diary of a madman. He's had a couple of decent cuts but as far as albums he's run short.

What's good about this one?
 

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KarmaSutra said:
The last good Ozzy record was Diary of a madman. He's had a couple of decent cuts but as far as albums he's run short.

What's good about this one?
i agree. i liked his older stuff. haven't enjoyed an ozzy album in probably 10 years now - his songs have been pretty fluffy / pointless. but this album reminds me of the old prince of darkness. every song on the album is good (not often you can say that about a new album, theres always at least 1 sh*tty track).

http://www.ozzy.com/

- on the homepage click the 'listen' button. it lets you listen to one of the tracks. not the best track on the album, but pretty good.
 

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MacAvoy said:
These are the reasons we shouldn't have women posting here. Wyld, I know you've got a lot of great info to add at times but your x chromosone is completely useless at other times such as this
Hah...you haven't seen me do hardcore house cleaning, lol. I'm not talking doing the dishes or vacuuming. I'm talking moving around every last bit of furniture in the house and scrubbing every inch from ceiling to floor...by my self. It's an entire day of all out physical exertion. I usually take apart the appliances and clean out any dust or lint, too.
 

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Let's see....what else is better than a woman (depending upon my mood, of course).....

- Finding treasure
- Traveling to exotic places
- That wheat beer I had at the micro brewery under the rail tracks in Berlin
- Eastern European art
- Steak, lobster, and seared tuna mignon at my favorite restaurant

I'm sure I'll think of more
 

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STR8UP said:
- Finding treasure

- That wheat beer I had at the micro brewery under the rail tracks in Berlin

- Steak, lobster, and seared tuna mignon at my favorite restaurant
ha ha. man its been a couple days since i last found treasure, but i hear you on that one! great list here :D...

i would like to add,

- those 99 cent chilli cheese corn dogs sold at the salvation army concessions stand

much better than a woman.

p.s. its nice to see some of the ladies of the mature men section join in this thread.
 
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