Beta groom lets Wall-hitting bride talk him into selling family heirloom to pay for wedding

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The 39-year-old posted on Reddit alleging he plans to sell “a very old painting by a lesser-known artist” — apparently thought to be worth five-figures — that he inherited from his father, who passed away in January.

He says the idea would be for the profits to fund the “admittedly ambitious” plans he has for marrying his 38-year-old fiancée in an out-of-state wedding this summer.
my opinion: OK, maybe if he done this for a bride half this harridan's age ... :rolleyes:
 

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Anyone who spends huge on weddings is a moron.
My friend is getting married this weekend and they’re spending $2500. For everything. They’re spending another $2500 for their honeymoon. He must have found the last financially smart woman. Dang my luck.
 

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There, fixed it for you.
D@mn, bro. I guess next year I could ask the admin to change my username, but truth be told "Dr. Moron" doesnt quite have the same ring to it.
 

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My friend is getting married this weekend and they’re spending $2500. For everything. They’re spending another $2500 for their honeymoon. He must have found the last financially smart woman. Dang my luck.
That's good. The weddings in my social circle were all well over $2,500. Honeymoons too were over $2,500.


my opinion: OK, maybe if he done this for a bride half this harridan's age ... :rolleyes:
That heirloom is more valuable than a 38 year old bride, even if she is childless. Groom is a moron.
 

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That's good. The weddings in my social circle were all well over $2,500. Honeymoons too were over $2,500.



That heirloom is more valuable than a 38 year old bride, even if she is childless. Groom is a moron.
Exactly. I would say it would be worth it she were a nubile, fertile 19 year-old. :cool:
 

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That heirloom is more valuable than a 38 year old bride, even if she is childless. Groom is a moron.
What if she gets pregnant and delivers a healthy baby girl.

Still a moron?
 
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