Best Verbal Kissing Closer

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When you meet a girl at a party or a club, and you guys are totally hittin it off, use these magic words:

"Hey is it your birthday?" (probably get a no response)
"Let's pretend it is." (and you go in for a kiss)

Seriously, works like a charm, every time.

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M2k961

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I'm confused. Is there a tradition related to kissing on birthdays?

Or am I missing something here.
 

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Originally posted by M2k961
I'm confused. Is there a tradition related to kissing on birthdays?

Or am I missing something here.
Here's the psychology behind it:

A girl either wants to (a) kiss you, or (b) not kiss you. If you guys are hittin it off, chances are high she'll want to make out, especially given the nature of parties or clubs and alcohol. The only thing that needs to be taken care of at that point is the usual awkwardness that comes with a first kiss. This eliminates that awkwardness.

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this is a keeper
 

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haha, niiice. i like it.:p
 

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Red,

I think I talked to a loooooooong time ago about Davis but just wonderin do you go to college there? I am starting my 2nd year here and despite what people say I love it here, there are always parties, sheitty weather lately though
 

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Sounds great.

I'll try it today if this cruise turns out to be good place to party.
I do not doubt at all that this wouldn't work.
 

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oooopsss!! double post.


Ps. I have 5 nights partying in a row ahead!! WoHoooooOO! :D
 

REd-xL

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Originally posted by aolsuxs
Red,

I think I talked to a loooooooong time ago about Davis but just wonderin do you go to college there? I am starting my 2nd year here and despite what people say I love it here, there are always parties, sheitty weather lately though
Yeah, I love it here. I'm graduating after this year, but I've got nothing planned other than to stick around for another year anyway. In what dorms did you live last year?

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I was thinking something along the lines of:

Mic:Hey close your eyes I got a flower for you
Her:Wut kind is it?
Mic: Tulips! (as he goes in 4 the kiss)
 

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Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
I was thinking something along the lines of:

Mic:Hey close your eyes I got a flower for you
Her:Wut kind is it?
Mic: Tulips! (as he goes in 4 the kiss)
Heh, that's cute and might work, but it relies too heavily on her scripted response, which isn't reliably elicited.

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I live in Emerson last year and this year I am in Arlington, I am sure you've partied here before.
 

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Red that line sounds good.....do you use it often with good success?
 
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