Best compliments you've been paid after sex

[Purefilth]

*HEARD FROM HER FRIEND(girl talk)* - "He's like a 5 star hotel."

*different girl - Directly after to me* - "Completely satisfied"

*girl calls day after* - "Wow, i still cant walk!"

 

[pdx1138]

"I love your cack, it's so thick!"

"I had to unhinge my jaw to take it all in"

"even if I used an entire bottle of lube, I'd still be sore after"

 

[Plutoman]

"Who the **** is your dad and why the **** are you so big?"

That gave me a chuckle.

 

[PlayHer Man]

A very exhausted: "Holy sh*t!!"

 

[sigma335]

her: "if we ever breakup and i end up getting married, i still want you to fuk me"

 

[jafyk]

PairPlusRoyalFLush: You really think so? If someone says those things to keep you around doesn't it mean they want more? I wouldn't believe the compliments but after the sex and you have that moment where you are lying there to catch your breath; for me I can usually tell if she had a good time (she's smiling, touching you and even starts the compliments). So, when I leave and a day later or later that day I get a text with a compliment, surely it's gotta be sincere, no?

A few past compliments are coming back to me now.
- I finished with this girl and she got on the phone with her friend and thought I wouldn't understand the girl code, "Girl he has a nice package". While I was flattered I thought to myself couldn't she just have that conversation away from me...her on the phone as if I wasn't there.

- I did it with this girl whom I met at a party she told my friend and his gf she wanted to get with me. So, they introduced us. After we did it, I thought this girl would keep her mouth shut. Next thing I know my friend is telling me so I hear you can go for 3 hours straight, smh, lol.

 

[The Bat]

"I haven't been fvcked like that since grade school."

Two cookies to first person who correctly guesses where it's from...

I think the best compliment I was paid was her suggesting that she will invite one of her girl friends the next time...and the girl friend was quite gorgeous. A natural redhead, if you know what I mean...

 

[jafyk]

"I haven't been fvcked like that since grade school."

Two cookies to first person who correctly guesses where it's from...

I think the best compliment I was paid was her suggesting that she will invite one of her girl friends the next time...and the girl friend was quite gorgeous. A natural redhead, if you know what I mean...

Lol, for what? To come and witness this great miracle or to come and get satisfied too, lol? What kind of a girl has been doing it since grade school? smh

 

[Huffman]

Called me "superhero", although not sure if she was entirely serious

 

[sigma335]

I stopped listening to them once I came here, I realized what they say after sex is just bullsh1t to hook you with complements while you're vulnerable.

You stop having fun when you're out with a woman too? I mean... their just bullsh1tting you with smiles and laughter to hook you in while you're vulnerable.

 

[JohnChops]

she told me her vag was sore for a couple of days lol. I thought it was odd too because this was like my second lay.

 

[bigneil]

"I'm not going to charge you this time."

 

[For_F]

Is it in yet.

 

[jafyk]

Is it in yet.

This is the 2nd time I've read this "Is it in yet?" comment. How's that a compliment. I'm lost please explain.

 

[zinc4]

I have had several...i try to make sex not just sex but making love along with crazy sex even if it's with a total stranger... as emotional as possible unless i am just not in the mood...i just really get into physically and emotionally, but i don't get attached like i used to more like free love:

"this by far the best i have ever had....no comparison..i feel like i am in heaven with you"

"you are by far the best i have ever had, my exes didn't make me feel anything like this"

"i love you so much"

"i felt like we melted into one person together"

"that was the best i have ever experienced"

"oh my god, i want to just lay in bed with you forever"

"you are my superman"

 

[Mike32ct]

Thank you. Thank you.

It's short, but it's fat.

You gave me umm multiples (orgasms).

I wanna go again.

<No words. She smiles and throws her thong at me (to catch) before she leaves.>

Are you sure you were a virgin? You were REALLY good.

My favorite is bold

 

[BeDJ]

How was I?

 

[VladPatton]

"Thanks for paying with Benjamins!"

 

[Purefilth]

"I'm not going to charge you this time."

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[user43770]

"At least you didn't cvm in my hair."

Umm, yeah I did.