Being a total d1ck is paying off nicely, FR

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It seems like a common repeating theme in this forum is to simply do things "because you can." Well...saturday night was my exercise in doing just that. I was at a large charity party working as the V1 and doing live video. It was definitely fun for the first few hours, with an unlimited number of females flashing me and grabbing me as I walked through the crowd with the camera. My main job was to film all the craziest and most interesting people to be projected on the video wall so that they could feel all important. Basically, I just shot all the hottest girls and had a fun night. And due to that little fact, it is common knowledge that video guys are not only mean, but they are supposed to be outright d1ckheads...which I was doing a very good job of being.

But then... I saw...her. She was looking at me while I had the videocam, but shied away everytime I would get her in front of the lens. Not only that, but she had two roided out MMA wannabe guys "guarding" her. They were sort of standing shoulder to shoulder with her in the middle behind them, as if they were blocking my access to her. It was kind of weird, honestly. Ordinarily, I would have thought nothing of it and retreated to my production riser and wondered about the girl for the rest of the night.

But not saturday night. I thought to myself "I'm the V1, Its my job to be a d1ck! Go over there and make this happen" So, I put down the camera, walked off the riser and straight over to the girl I wanted and the two wannabe's. Immediately, wannabe 1 spotted me and stood in front of her and crossed his arms as if he was going to intimidate me with wannabe 2 slightly behind him for backup. And I must admit, tatted up mean looking guys are intimidating, thats why they get tattoos and wear fight gear. Unfortunately for this guy, he was going to bear the full force of my d1ckheadedness this night. So, I walked right up to him and stopped-- seriously my nose was like 2 inches from his and looked right in his eyes and just yelled: "LEAVE!" immediately, he sort of fell backward in absolute shock (he actually looked like this smily thing :nervous: :nervous: ) and sort of knocked wannabe 2 back a few feet, then, both of them just bolted out of the way in opposite directions. Each of them went like 40 feet away from her and just stood there like nothing happened. The girl sort of looked around confused and said "wow-thats never happened before" noting that all of her orbiting MMA wannabe's had just ditched her.


Then, I start talking with her sort of inquisitively and questioning-- still kind of being a d1ck because it hadn't worn off yet. Eventually I settled down and asked for her number and danced with her for a little bit even though I was wearing my black stagehand clothes. She was extremely receptive and engaging, I'm still reeling from that experience and from how hot this girl was. She is exactly what I want, a true 10 in my eyes.

I'm thinking that the combination of her being exactly what I want and being surrounded by fake MMA posers is what fired me up so much. I'm sure that if she was with a normal girl with some normal guys around her, nothing would have happened. But the fact that she was using some posers as "protection" just upset me to no end. I would probably still have been happy knocking the sh1t out of both of them and getting rejected by the girl. I sort of wanted one of them to say something or throw a punch just so I would have an excuse to...

What I didn't mention is the constant stream of average guys who were getting deflected by her ufc posers, its like they were her b1tch shield and she didn't have to do anything at all except stand there and smile. They were seriously not talking to any girls, the two guys were just standing there for the whole fvcking concert acting as her little bodyguards. It was just about the wackest thing I have ever seen.

In conclusion, I believe that the true essence of being a PUA is to do it because you truly can do it. You can walk up to any girl and sleep with her because it won't bother you if she rejects you, there are 10 more you have to choose from. You can tell some other guy to GTFO because you can, because you go to the gym and make your reality happen. And lastly, you can be a d1ck all you want because nobody will challenge you! And remember, d1cks get all the pu55y!
 

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ok, my only question is... what if they weren't wannabe's and cracked your skull open right there?
 

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yeah, or what if they were government black op commandos and they busted out uzis and mowed everyone down? your question has no relevance to anything

original poster: nice job.
 

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Then our friend will have to start practicing or busting out his amog deflection skills, simple as that.

All part of the game. I think duffdog's FR is excellent :up:
 

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judoguy said:
ok, my only question is... what if they weren't wannabe's and cracked your skull open right there?
If they weren't wannabe's, it would have been a really good fight.
 

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Courage is always the answer, my friend. And even if they did "split your skull", all they would be proving is what stupid loser a$$holes they were.

While the UFC is fun to watch, this MMA wannabe epidemic is catching serious steam in the US. It's the perfect smoke screen for the unemployable, the felons, the baby daddys with nothing of true value going on in their lives.

"No, I'm not unemployed. I'm a FIGHTER."

I say good for them. It's less chaff in the way of real, ambitious, hard working men like myself.
 

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I call BS on this entire thread. Couple of things while reading it put up red flags for me. First, what random girl just has two bodyguards flanking her at a party? Makes no sense. And two, what two tough guys just run away like little kids when some video guy dressed in black comes up to them and tells them to "leave"? Very fishy.

But what really did it for me was the fact that this guy just happened to write a thread a few months ago about guess what? Two random MMA fighters! Uhhh yeah. http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=154075

I don't believe a word this guy writes and he seems to have an unhealthy obsession with random MMA fighters. Especially two of them!
 

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cordoncordon said:
I call BS on this entire thread. Couple of things while reading it put up red flags for me. First, what random girl just has two bodyguards flanking her at a party? Makes no sense. And two, what two tough guys just run away like little kids when some video guy dressed in black comes up to them and tells them to "leave"? Very fishy.

But what really did it for me was the fact that this guy just happened to write a thread a few months ago about guess what? Two random MMA fighters! Uhhh yeah. http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=154075

I don't believe a word this guy writes and he seems to have an unhealthy obsession with random MMA fighters. Especially two of them!
You are right, I absolutely hate fake UFC guys. That I will admit. The reason I hate them is because I am friends with real fighters and none of them act like that. NONE of them are fake ass punks who think that the way they look entitles them to anything.

And two, what two tough guys just run away like little kids when some video guy dressed in black comes up to them and tells them to "leave"? Very fishy.
A big video guy who is 6'2 and weighs 228 and hates wannabes. That kind of video guy.

Sorry for any confusion. Like I said, if they weren't wannabes and didn't piss me off, there would be nothing to post and nothing would have happened.


EDIT: You bring up an interesting point. I never noticed until you said something that there are always two of them. Very rarely is there only one wannabe at a time... I wonder why this is?
 

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Duffdog said:
Not only that, but she had two roided out MMA wannabe guys "guarding" her.
Some of you really need to look at yourselves and wonder if you're really women with the way you try to shame and drag down guys by claiming "'roids" as if it delegitimizes the hard work they've put in, when likely they've never touched them.

And what kind of shaming is "wannabe?" What's wrong with being a wannabe? You have to want to be something before you become it, don't you?

...Unless you are saying these dudes were like 160 lbs and standing there like hardasses, but then you should use words that express that rather than painting a picture of a couple large dudes guarding a girl.

Even if i wanted to do steroids i have no where i'd even get them.
 

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mrRuckus said:
Some of you really need to look at yourselves and wonder if you're really women with the way you try to shame and drag down guys by claiming "'roids" as if it delegitimizes the hard work they've put in, when likely they've never touched them.

And what kind of shaming is "wannabe?" What's wrong with being a wannabe? You have to want to be something before you become it, don't you?

...Unless you are saying these dudes were like 160 lbs and standing there like hardasses, but then you should use words that express that rather than painting a picture of a couple large dudes guarding a girl.

Even if i wanted to do steroids i have no where i'd even get them.
Nah, one was like 190 and the other was probably 175.
 

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MrRuckus has a good point, you do have to "wannabe" something in order to become it. However, in the context of the MMA wannabe, he's usually just some kid who got a Tapout shirt at the mall. They get the clothes and the ridiculous facial hair and they mean mug like James Irvin, it's the kind of show any real man who really "wannabe" somebody sees right through. The MMA wannabe is a paper tiger, a sheep in wolf's clothing. He has paid no dues, yet he assumes to represent to you that he is this big bada$$. He's a college kid or a guy who works in a warehouse, you know?

For the record, the real bada$$es are the Marines I served with. You can take that to the bank.
 

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cordoncordon said:
I call BS on this entire thread. Couple of things while reading it put up red flags for me. First, what random girl just has two bodyguards flanking her at a party? Makes no sense. And two, what two tough guys just run away like little kids when some video guy dressed in black comes up to them and tells them to "leave"? Very fishy.

But what really did it for me was the fact that this guy just happened to write a thread a few months ago about guess what? Two random MMA fighters! Uhhh yeah. http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=154075

I don't believe a word this guy writes and he seems to have an unhealthy obsession with random MMA fighters. Especially two of them!
Duffdog = PWN3D
 

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speed dawg said:
Duffdog = PWN3D
I don't think so. We are talking about two totally separate events. :D It doesn't matter, I'm going out with the girl anyways.
 

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Good FR, Duffdog. I'm in a small town in the northeast, but I'm staring to see a lot of these MMA douchebags around the area too.

I think the guys who are actually doing MMA or are really good at it, don't walk around wearing extra-small t-shirt with skulls and muscles with "FIGHTING = ORGASM" written all over it.

It's kind of like the natural, authentic DJs who don't walk around wearing ten-gallon hat, fingernails painted, with chick pants, spouting off random cheesy "Who lies more, guys or girls?" openers all night.

Anyway, I like the overall point of your post: Approach women because you can and if it doesn't work out, then it's her loss, not yours.
 

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Duffdog said:
And lastly, you can be a d1ck all you want because nobody will challenge you!
I would be very selective when applying this little nugget of wisdom if you don't want your face smashed into the pavement every now and again.
 

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STR8UP said:
I would be very selective when applying this little nugget of wisdom if you don't want your face smashed into the pavement every now and again.
Yup, and being a 6'2" 228lb d!ck doesn't make you unbreakable against weapons. It just makes you a bigger target.
 
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