Being a Dj requires a big penis....

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You still talking 'Real man'???, I think we've nearly all left so be sure to turn the lights off when you've finished! :D
 

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This is the way its meant to be. Survival of the fittest.
It has nothing to do with Darwinism. Back when Humans lived more like animals a womans pleasure didnt mean ****. The toughest, strongest or smartest male would take her, screw her and thats it. It didnt have anything to do with how big his **** was.

You are raping Darwins theorie even worse than the nazis did.
 
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cut it out starman...we know your lurking around here with a fake name still posting stupid assed shyt that is only funny to you...

not everybody is blind and dumb fool!

grow the fawk up...your in your middle 30's not 18 anymore dude.
 

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Originally posted by Real Man
Now this is the god to honest truth.

All things being the same men with larger than average penises will be the ones getting with the women.

The rest fall in to chumps category.....the guys that will get dumped for a guy with a bigger penis.

You can't be a DJ with a small penis, guys. Size matters big time! Infact girth moreso than length.

If you believe that bullshiite that women do not look for the 'above average' guys then you are naieve. Women seek out guys with big penises....it is more pleasurable to them.

You can do all the techniques, djing, muscle building you want but if you have a small penis.....well you aint "THE MAN" to her. This is the natural pecking order that god intended. The survival of the fittest.

A big penis and being able to use it well. That's what a woman wants and that's what will keep her.

Just like all things being equal the big guy will always win a fight simmilarly the big penis wins the girl.

Incase you are wondering the average is 6" length, 5" girth. To many women that will not be enough...why? cos the guys with big penis get around more than the guys with little penises. Its a fact. The well endowed guys will have shagged more women whilst little penies gets none. Women talk...their perception is marred by the accounts of big penises......if you have big one and use it well then you get to fawk all the friends network. So to a woman the average is not enough....you need a big one.

Woman also want guys that can orgasm again and again. Big penis and the multi-orgasmic ability will keep any womans interest sky high.

Its all about penis. You either got it or you have not. Guys with big penises are generally more alpha, more confident and are natural with women.

So you cant be a dj and have a small penis....its a contradiction.

Shut the **** Up!

Congradulation, u have now made the most idiotic post in the history of sosuave.

What happened? Your mom didn't hug you enough as a kid? Or your dad hugged you too much?

Get the **** outta here and don't come back.
 

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Hey Player supreme,

Are you telling me i am wrong?

BTW, you the one who is 44 and still running around like a little kid. Midlife crisis me thinks.
 

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Re: .....

Originally posted by Real Man

Survival of the fittest.

You guys were not meant to pass on your genes.
Your simple quote above actually tells us all we need to know about what women want in penis size. I'm sure you didn't understand this of course but it is true nonetheless.

Males have passed on their genes to their offspring since the beginning of time of course. Their male offspring inherited half of their genes which of course included penis size.

Since the average penis size today is 6.5", that must mean that women throughout history have prefered a 6.5" penis (plus or minus a few inches of course.)

So, since you are clearly not intelligent enough to post here (your offspring will likely be as well lol), STFU.
 

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Does anybody on this board know the southpark episode in which that teacher writes an erotic book but is told that his book is wack and he seems to be gay for using the word PENIS alllllll of the time??

kinda reminded me of that lol
 

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Originally posted by Real Man
Hey Player supreme,

Are you telling me i am wrong?

BTW, you the one who is 44 and still running around like a little kid. Midlife crisis me thinks.
Starman?
 

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Why are guys mad?? It's not like sosuave.com is a brain-trust.

Why would anyone even be mad at this unless they have a small penis?
 

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Originally posted by THA REALNESS
Why would anyone even be mad at this unless they have a small penis?
becuase he is wasting space on the forum

i want my 30 seconds back as well (i subtracted the time i spend laughing at the original poster)
 

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Originally posted by THA REALNESS
Why are guys mad?? It's not like sosuave.com is a brain-trust.

Why would anyone even be mad at this unless they have a small penis?
What is 'small' anyway? I don't think I'm small, and I'm Asian to boot. :)
 

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Less than 6 inches= small .I'm 8inches and pretty thick in girth.I thought small cacks on asians was just a sterotype but hey whatever!!

Yo does anyones Cack get bigger when they get laid.I mean not an erection legit growth compared to regurlar boner?or is it just my imagination?
 

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Just over 6 inches here. :p But I don't think being 5.5 inches is small. It's a ****in half-inch. I think that there is NO discernible difference between an 8 inch penis and an 8.5 inch penis to the naked eye, and neither to a woman's sensations (now there IS a difference between a 5 and an 8 incher, for sure...). It's only those freak who are obssessed and break out a ruler every second that can tell teh difference. :D


I would say that 5 inches and under is firmly within 'getting kinda small' territory, not 6. Anything between 5.5 and 6.5 is pretty much standard.


And dude.... with every inch over 7 inches, I get more and more skeptical about what a dude says about his ****. :D It seems every Tom **** and Harry has an 8 incher, and I ain't buying it. By my complex mathematical formula, you're closer to 7. Haven't you heard of the 'One-Inch Curve' when recording self-claimed penis size? :D :D :D (The probability of this rule actually applying to a person increases with every inch over 6 that they claim for their penis size. :p )
 

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Originally posted by jakethasnake
And dude.... with every inch over 7 inches, I get more and more skeptical about what a dude says about his ****. :D It seems every Tom **** and Harry has an 8 incher, and I ain't buying it. By my complex mathematical formula, you're closer to 7. Haven't you heard of the 'One-Inch Curve' when recording self-claimed penis size? :D :D :D (The probability of this rule actually applying to a person increases with every inch over 6 that they claim for their penis size. :p )
Hehe exactly.

Why anyone would actually want a longer penis than 7 inches is beyond me - have you not seen the porn stars with their 8/9 inchers, they can't even penetrate the women all the way as they'd end up doing damage to their vaginas if they tried to stick a full 8/9 inches in her.

I'm a little over 7" (yes I'm sure) and with my last gf I was bottoming out when fully inside her, anymore and it would have spoilt the sex as I'd have had to make sure on each poke I held back a little. No fun at all.

As they say its not what you have its what you do with it and ain't that the truth.
 

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I wish my cack was smaller.. :/
 
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