Before I go to bed

[KaLiBuR Da DoN]

Before i go to bed, what the hell, im gunna write another thread and see what the responses are. THe best responses win a cookie. Here are the questions:

How do you attract women?

Now here are the rules:
1-Responses must be less then 10 paragraphs
2- No dumba$$ responses
3- Must be easy to read

All right gentlemen, start your engines

PS- This is a contest of overall knowledge, im sure you are all bored so i wanna see who is the most trustworthy of you all.

 

[Starman]

WTF do you think you are ? A pulitzer prize essay judge? get your fvckin lazy ass in the DJ Bible..read the shyat and stop asking lame questions so you can get the answers you want without reading

 

[iqqi]

yeah!

 

[iqqi]

and you ugly!

 

[KaLiBuR Da DoN]

haha have you ever herred of being bored as ****? obviously not, and you have a very limited sense of humor

 

[spanky]

Man, put the mouse and keyboard down, now! Put your d*ck in your hand or something just put the mouse down. You are starting too many threads within a 24 hour period.

 

[KaLiBuR Da DoN]

ohh and starman? you are a dictionary reading scrabble playing nerd who is most likely a guidance counselour who lives at home wit his mom

iqqi, i got respect for you, i aint gon diss you

 

[KaLiBuR Da DoN]

sorry i dont name myslef after my profession SPANKY

 

[KaLiBuR Da DoN]

o and i think its fair to say all my threads except for this one have been pretty damn good for a newbie

 

[PiHiPlaya]

You're retarded

You have no respect for Senior and Master members that know what they are talking about.

And you have like 4 Topics and 35 Posts, calm the hell down! we don't need to know what you think every other post.

Gain some respect and read the ****ing bible if you don't want to look like a retarded ******* that no one respects.

Gay Ass AFC newb

 

[Starman]

Puuhhleeease

Chaod lips..just because I can point out a dunce in the first few posts doesnt make me a "nerd"

ask the ladies here if you want

Now get back into your parents attic..and continue inhaling that centipede insecticide..before I rip out your tailbone and clean my gutters with it

 

[SLIKKER_THAN_AVG]

Originally posted by KaLiBuR Da DoN
Before i go to bed, what the hell, im gunna write another thread and see what the responses are. THe best responses win a cookie. Here are the questions:

How do you attract women?

Now here are the rules:
1-Responses must be less then 10 paragraphs
2- No dumba$$ responses
3- Must be easy to read

All right gentlemen, start your engines

PS- This is a contest of overall knowledge, im sure you are all bored so i wanna see who is the most trustworthy of you all.

KaLiBuR Da DoN
Congratulations ..on creating the "jackass Post of the week"

If this place ever turned into a forum where people submitted ideas on every thread to the poster...who in his infinite wisdom..rates them and deems other people trustworthy or not, I would be the first one out the door.

Look at the stupidity of your post..and if you cant understand that..and have a dumbass response to this post which you most likely will, then you must be one sad individual.

Grow the f*ck up











And dont be afraid to diss iqqi..shes a tough girl she can take it.

 

[Drex]

Originally posted by KaLiBuR Da DoN
ohh and starman? you are a dictionary reading scrabble playing nerd who is most likely a guidance counselour who lives at home wit his mom

That's a pretty ignorant thing to say. Starman gives some of the best advice on the board these days! He's got a humorous twist to everything! By the way your thread is dumb, read the bible.

 

[Starman]

heh thanks Drex

HEY! I got a new Contest! The prize is a Ceramic Polar Bear! Hidden somewhere in this forum! Please answer

#1 What are the BEST Pickup Lines?

#2 Whats the secret to not being confident but LOOKING confident?

#3 Name 10 girls and their Phone numbers who are easy lays!

#4 If I stuck a Magnifying Glass to My C0ck..will it make my c0ck look bigger to the ladies??

 

[iqqi]

hahahha. i love this forum. it even has its own private jokes!

 

[Drex]

Originally posted by Starman
HEY! I got a new Contest! The prize is a Ceramic Polar Bear! Hidden somewhere in this forum! Please answer

#1 What are the BEST Pickup Lines?

#2 Whats the secret to not being confident but LOOKING confident?

#3 Name 10 girls and their Phone numbers who are easy lays!

#4 If I stuck a Magnifying Glass to My C0ck..will it make my c0ck look bigger to the ladies??

Haha

#1 "Want a hand?" no. "How about a finger!?"

#2 Driving a riced out Honda Civic with an oversized supra spoiler, a big V-TECH sticker on the windshield, 4 fog lights and a muffler that could fit a tank! Dont forget the upside-down red acura badge!

#3 What's Malibu_Sexy's number again?

#4 I dont think even the hubble telescope could help! *ducks*

 

[Starman]

IQQI .. thinks she knows the private jokes here..little does she know she isnt allowed to see the ultra private forum where we talk about women and donkey sex.

 

[markk30]

IQQI .. thinks she knows the private jokes here..little does she know she isnt allowed to see the ultra private forum where we talk about women and donkey sex.

now that's what i'm talking about.

 

[Knicknack]

Originally posted by Starman
heh thanks Drex

HEY! I got a new Contest! The prize is a Ceramic Polar Bear! Hidden somewhere in this forum! Please answer

#1 What are the BEST Pickup Lines?

#2 Whats the secret to not being confident but LOOKING confident?

#3 Name 10 girls and their Phone numbers who are easy lays!

#4 If I stuck a Magnifying Glass to My C0ck..will it make my c0ck look bigger to the ladies??

LOL!! we have a new joke that never fails. thanks duasun wherever you are.

 

[MagicDonJuan]

Originally posted by Drex
That's a pretty ignorant thing to say. Starman gives some of the best advice on the board these days! He's got a humorous twist to everything! By the way your thread is dumb, read the bible.

Lol, the polar bear, classic!

KaLiBuR Da DoN, how in the hell did you register in august 2003 and have 35 posts?!?! Put the mouse down and step away from the computer...