noviceplaya
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Im a sophmore in high school and i want to know how to attract girls just by looking at them or just to attract them.
Becoming a playa
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Smooth as Anything
Master Don Juan
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Workout, idiot.
heteropedro
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Hello there afc boy.
Peace and Quiet
If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
This will quickly drive all women away from you.
And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
seloifter
Senior Don Juan
Well, do WE HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU!!
We have developed a *brand new drug* that when taken rectally eight times a day, will literally ATTRACT girls to you, without your having to do anything!!
It's called Byblex, and it's revolutionary! Imagine, all you'll have to do is LOOK at girls for them to be filled with a powerful attraction for you that only you can explain! Girls will be begging you to rip their tops off and get into their pants! And all this without you having to do ANYTHING, except look at them!
Here's how it works: there are powerful hormones in the rectum called Chumperomones, but unfortunately these can never get to the key "hormone points" in the male body. This drug actually PUSHES the hormones all the way up to your eye lens, and just sends them out through the eye, wherever it is focusing! These hormones are so powerful it instantly attracts the opposite sex! After all, why do you think women are so obsessed with the male rectum?!! It's because of all the chumperomones!
So, stop wasting your time "learning" or "improving yourself" or "doing work to attract girls" or "getting a life", simply order BYBLEX NOW FOR THE LOW LOW INTRODUCTORY OFFER OF $1999/MO. FOR 38 MONTHS! YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!
Oh ya, and you could also read the bible.
We have developed a *brand new drug* that when taken rectally eight times a day, will literally ATTRACT girls to you, without your having to do anything!!
It's called Byblex, and it's revolutionary! Imagine, all you'll have to do is LOOK at girls for them to be filled with a powerful attraction for you that only you can explain! Girls will be begging you to rip their tops off and get into their pants! And all this without you having to do ANYTHING, except look at them!
Here's how it works: there are powerful hormones in the rectum called Chumperomones, but unfortunately these can never get to the key "hormone points" in the male body. This drug actually PUSHES the hormones all the way up to your eye lens, and just sends them out through the eye, wherever it is focusing! These hormones are so powerful it instantly attracts the opposite sex! After all, why do you think women are so obsessed with the male rectum?!! It's because of all the chumperomones!
So, stop wasting your time "learning" or "improving yourself" or "doing work to attract girls" or "getting a life", simply order BYBLEX NOW FOR THE LOW LOW INTRODUCTORY OFFER OF $1999/MO. FOR 38 MONTHS! YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!
Oh ya, and you could also read the bible.
PiHiPlaya
Master Don Juan
And it's too big to fit up my hole. But the worst part is, if you use lube to get it up there the chumpermones don't move!
Thank God I have the bible, it's like using a condom instead of having your girlfriend take the pill
Ded_Skin_Mask13
Banned
join a gang...it works! i think...........
Mikelo2k
Senior Don Juan
LOL that revolutionairy new pheremone rectal-insertion-pill sounds pretty sweet!
PiHiPlaya
Master Don Juan
Well it was back when i was an afc, before i became a playa... and i wanted chicks to fall in love with me, just by looking at me. And this ad said it would! Why even bother shop around. Besides, I was gonna go gay if i didn't get girls! Might as well start taking it up the butt. How do those chewables work, and what flavors do they come in?Originally posted by aBAzLLnA
i tried the chewable pills, tryin to stick sumthin up ur ass is just stupid...
why did u even try?
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
I eat children. It boosts my "playa" score.
Read up on weight training/bodybuilding and hit the gym. Keep yourself clean. Brush your teeth. Keep a fresh haircut. Wear nice clothes.
Or you could use whatsupwiddat's approach. Speaking from experience, it can lead to some problems - such as bad breath.
Or you could use whatsupwiddat's approach. Speaking from experience, it can lead to some problems - such as bad breath.
Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
Dotymite
Don Juan
lmao @ WUWD
whatsupwiddat
Master Don Juan
Eating children gives me good protein.
You can't have chicks without protein. Eat lots of cancer-inducing food, then get AIDS like me.
AIDS spreads so fast because girls can't resist sleeping with guys who have it! Get it?
You can't have chicks without protein. Eat lots of cancer-inducing food, then get AIDS like me.
AIDS spreads so fast because girls can't resist sleeping with guys who have it! Get it?
Evil-Rom
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Two words.
"Ninja Magic"
Cheatz
Senior Don Juan
Re: Re: Becoming a playa
Okay I might sound foolish, but there is this thing called Ninja Magic that you can get from the internet (card tricks video) ... pardon my ignorance, but were you referring to that?