Alright guys, I've got an absolutely beautiful technique for all of you. I want to warn you that it involves complex theory in the sphere of sexual relations with the opposite sex, revolving around complicated subjects as time dialation in orgasmic state, the effect of contemplation durring masturbation and the inner-dialogue thus result of it...
Firstoff, let it be known that I have never tried anything I will tell you to do. Hah! That could get me in trouble or something
why would I ever do that? Anyway, back to what your supposed to do.
Ever watch the gayporn channel? Yeah me neither, but there was this one episode on about this man named Jamal. I must admit, even though he was a rough and ruggid man, the ladies were very attracted to him, despite the fact that he was a flaming homosexual.
Allow me to explain, the fact that he
didn't care about the ladies, he dressed
abnormally well and could sing at high tones was enough to make any girl drop to their knees for him, begging for something. But Jamal had no need for these petty women, he'd say such things as
Oh my god!! That dress is SO last centuary, get out of here! Ok??
I want you
all (except me of course!) to try this out. You will be using a neg-hit on her, saying her dress if of poor quality! Hah! I'm sure it'll work wonders!
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[Jesters Response]
What the hell man? Are you kidding me? Will someone ban him, yesterday? Oh hell, I've got time to kill --
You've never tried this before dude, who the hell are you to giveout advice like this? Do you honestly think this'll get you anywhere with the ladies? Acting like your handicapped or something?
BTW, your gay.
Newbies be warned: The Matrix has you
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[Dips Post]
Haha yah what up dawg! I bez a playuh! I learned all o' my skilluz from the gayporn channel! HHAHAHA!
Jester be right, this post ain't no good, kno what i' maine?
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Note: This was not meant to offend anyone, lots of respect for WUWD and Jester ..dunno you DIP but I didnt mean anything by it