Be like Jerry!

[Tails]

Jerry Seinfield is the man. He gets many girls with his charm and comedian jokes. He may be a joker guy, but he's confident, mature, and best of all, funny. This is why he is so attractive to females. Be like Jerry!

P.S. : I have a small gut, but I'm not fat at all. You wouldn't even think it. Do you think small guts bother girls?

 

[Life-Trainee]

I dont have a gut yet, but that doesn't seem to grant me any success with girls. I doubt it matters.

 

[Tails]

Maybe it's not your body that's the problem. Personality? The way you dress maybe?

Girls usually put personality before looks.

 

[Tails]

Hmm, there's this girl who has loved me for like three years. We use to be like best pals, always staying over each others place. She wanted to have sex, but I never did anything about it. I was just one of the "nice guys". She still wants me, yet I don't do nothing. She even has a boyfriend who she lives with, but I know she don't like him, she complains about him alot.

I'm thinking about calling her tomorrow and arranging a meeting to hang out, she can stay over my place for the night, then we can head down town next day and hang out like old times.

I'm even considering to hook up with her for a while, you know like, casual partners. I don't see me and her as a special item. Even her father wants us to hook up together, he's been trying to get us together forever, lol.

What you guys think?

 

[DankNuggs]

Originally posted by Tails
Maybe it's not your body that's the problem. Personality? The way you dress maybe?

Girls usually put personality before looks.

Are you sure about that????

 

[NewMan]

He's got a bazillion dollars - ummmm don't you think thats a factor?