Banging a girl at the same time as another dude

[Just a Shot Away]

So I recently became involved with a married chick, and a situation that I really haven't had to face has arisen. Her husband has been away for a few months (military), but he's coming back tomorrow (Thursday). Obviously they are almost guaranteed to have sex, and she is flying out to see me the next day. She tried to time it so she could come see me before he gets back but he came back early and it looks like I'm either going to have to get this dude's day-old sloppy seconds or not have sex with her when we meet up.

I've tried to come up with ways for her to get out of it, but she says she feels "obligated" to have sex with him when he gets back since he's her husband. Anyway, if anybody has any ideas of how she can get out of it or relate how I can deal with my disgust of sleeping with a girl that just got railed the day prior I would like to hear it. Usually this would disgust me to the point where I wouldn't even bother, but...this chick is kinda hot and I won't see her again for a few months.

 

[Blood Angel]

Not to be the moral police but do you think sleeping with a military man's wife is a good idea? =/ Hope he's not crazy or anything...

 

[kingsam]

how can u get the woman to not sleep with her husband...?

oh dear

 

[Ease]

Just go down on her and lick it clean out before you hit.

 

[iliketennis]

hahah... you are trying to prevent the impossible. and it's none of your business who she bangs, she's married.

 

[amoka]

Solution is simple: don't do it.

 

[Kailex]

Um, you honestly think you are the only guy she's been railing?

Here's something that'll truly bake your noodle, but how can you possibly guarantee that you already haven't been been fed sloppy seconds?

You can't possibly be the FIRST guy she's ever had sex with.

 

[SandHawk]

SLOPPY SECONDS! Just rub it all over your face. Problem solved!

 

[horaholic]

You're Goddamned right she's obligated to have sex with her HUSBAND who's been away for several months! Is he in Iraq or Afghanistan risking his life for our freedom (not starting a debate here) as well?

 

[jophil28]

Anyway, if anybody has any ideas of how she can get out of it or relate how I can deal with my disgust of sleeping with a girl that just got railed the day prior I would like to hear it.

SO you want advice about how you can deal with your "disgust" at sleeping with a woman who just had sex with her husband ....
You poor poor dear -I feel your pain ...and if you don't wise up you might be feeling some 9mm pain.

 

[5string]

Here we go again. To the OP....your user name says it all when it comes to the husband....Just A Shot Away. All you care about is poon, without regard to anything else. Just gonna tell you, yer doing a woman who is married and while her husband is overseas in the military protecting your freedom? That's lower than a snakes azz in a wagon rut. You may just get what's comin to you. I hope you are smart enough to let her go and find a SINGLE woman.

 

[2crudedudes]

If I were you, I'd keep your contact with this chick on the downlow while the dude is in town. There is a high probability of this chick fvcking it up and him finding out, and we don't wanna hear on the news about some dude getting shot for fvcking a military man's wife.

If he's in town, suck it up and go find some other poon.

 

[Iceberg]

I guess you could take turns banging the girl and the other dude. That way no one feels left out.

 

[Crow]

The ONLY thing relevant about him being oin the military is that you're doing something that could upset a highly trained killer.

 

[zekko]

The ONLY thing relevant about him being oin the military is that you're doing something that could upset a highly trained killer.

Yeah, if he's in the military we know for sure he knows how to handle a gun.
Hopefully he's not as crazy as Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket and has had a bad week.

 

[Maxtro]

At first I thought this thread was going to be about swinging, and now I found out that it's something disgusting.

Shot away, this is for you

 

[Strelok]

How sick! This guy is risking his life and you take advantage?

The guy is risking his life mostly to give the slvt a better kind of life,and in return she spread her legs to other men.
If something have to go wrong I hope it's her to get a bullet not him.

 

[Alle_Gory]

Her husband has been away for a few months (military), but he's coming back tomorrow (Thursday). Obviously they are almost guaranteed to have sex, and she is flying out to see me the next day.

Sloppy sends! Or thirds, depends how many people she's seeing. One more wouldn't be a stretch at this point. Get it? Stretch?

how I can deal with my disgust of sleeping with a girl that just got railed the day prior I would like to hear it. Usually this would disgust me to the point where I wouldn't even bother, but...this chick is kinda hot and I won't see her again for a few months.

What's more disgusting than sloppy sends is the lack of self respect you have. You're willing to do this to yourself just for some p*ssy. And married p*ssy at that.

Pathetic.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

So I recently became involved with a married chick, and a situation that I really haven't had to face has arisen. Her husband has been away for a few months (military), but he's coming back tomorrow (Thursday). Obviously they are almost guaranteed to have sex, and she is flying out to see me the next day. She tried to time it so she could come see me before he gets back but he came back early and it looks like I'm either going to have to get this dude's day-old sloppy seconds or not have sex with her when we meet up.

I've tried to come up with ways for her to get out of it, but she says she feels "obligated" to have sex with him when he gets back since he's her husband. Anyway, if anybody has any ideas of how she can get out of it or relate how I can deal with my disgust of sleeping with a girl that just got railed the day prior I would like to hear it. Usually this would disgust me to the point where I wouldn't even bother, but...this chick is kinda hot and I won't see her again for a few months.

If you don't know how to deal with something like this at this point, you have no business being involved with a married woman. Your ego won't let you deal with it. You are disgusted by this, but not by sleeping around with a married woman? You don't have the fortitude to be involved with a taken woman. Seriously, that type of thing is NOT for everyone. Where are your other options. The best thing to do is to have other women on your team and go down the list. I'm sure you already have your rotation set for when he arrives, don't you?

Ideas on how she can get out of it? How about she gets a divorce? No, that's not what she/you wants? Then stop treating it like a relationship, and view it for what it is, a complicated situation where you play second banana, push comes to shove. Why even meet her if you're not having sex? Unless she's just not a sex partner and you actually have some time of relationship where you do stuff and you take her to dinner? WTF! :box:

 

[Just a Shot Away]

You know, I almost put in the disclaimer of "no lame jokes" and "no moral judgment replies please", but I figured that would go without saying...and now there's not a single piece of advice on how to deal with this problem; only endless judgments on my own morality and painfully obvious "jokes" about the situation. Well, now that we've arrived at this point I might as well address some of the accusations.

1) The guy's a piece of garbage. He's put her through extensive emotional and physical abuse during the course of their marriage. It makes it difficult to feel bad about taking a woman from a guy like that. But hey, maybe you guys think it's cool to hit women...I don't know. Whoever suggested that I find bush that is single is definitely right, but the only problem is that I'm a WWWWWWWBAFC and rarely come across potential tail (2 chicks a year usually.) Any girl that shows interest initially loses it very quickly once they realize that I have no confidence and do not portray the dominant, masculine area that they are evolutionarily predestined to be attracted to. So in short, I have to take any opportunity I can get in order to bust the metaphorical nut. Yes, I take some pleasure in instilling a desire in a woman to the point where she will risk her marriage in order to bone down, but I would obviously rather get a single girl that isn't being f'ucked by another guy...if I had that ability.

2) "Highly trained killer"? Whoever said that...you do realize that not every person in the military is an Army Ranger or Navy Seal, right? Believe it or not, they have people that do paperwork all day and even pass out towels at basketball games that are in the military. Incidentally, his job is lived in computers and doesn't involve killing anybody. Also, I'm a veteran myself and know my way around an M-16. I'll be fine. Thanks for the concern, though.

3) No, I cannot be sure if I'm already getting sloppy seconds. But then again...neither can any of you unless you have a private detective following around your women 24/7. That's a risk that we all take when we are sexually active.


This is not my concern, though. My question is how do you best deal with nearly ASSURED day-old sloppy seconds. Yes, it's not as bad as having sex with her on the same day as another guy but the fact remains that she will have had sex with another guy very recently. Is there anything I can tell myself to feel better about this? Any tricks to forget about it?