Banged new POF girl last night

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As the thread title says, banged new one. Probably about a 5. 29 years old. Not much gaming required. She was totally quiet at the bar and would not give me much conversation, so I thought it wasn't going to happen. Then I just started some KINO and it was on. She's less of a talker, more of a feeler I guess. The sex was solid, we banged twice that night and once this morning. I came twice, don't know how many times she did.

There was a little LMR when we were in her bed but she was still partially clothed. She asked whether or not I'd want to see her again after the sex. I said "Of couuurse." Then she asked me if I remembered her first name. I had fortunately put it in my phone that day so I did. After I answered those questions successfully, the panties came off and we were down to business.

The chick's leaving town in 6 weeks so she's not looking for anything serious.

The interesting part of this whole thing to me was not the lay -- which basically consisted of me showing up and not screwing anything up -- but the fact that when I was sending out my zillions of cut-and-paste intro emails I specifically stopped on her profile and thought, "I have a feeling it's going to happen with this one."

She had sort of a LSE (low self esteem) look in her eyes and for some reason something about her photos jumped out and my subconscious mind told me that I was going to f*ck her. Even before I even sent my cut-and-paste.

Kind of interesting. I also have a date with what could be a 7 or even an 8 on monday. I unhid my POF profile for an hour (usually I have to keep it hidden so my other girlfriends don't see it -- they scour POF and call me out if they find it) and this 7/8 contacted me out of the blue and said she liked my profile which is very sexual.

So we lined something up and she gave me her number to confirm.

If this one happens I will be very pleased.

Later tonight I'm going to a swing party with my swinger girl. Tomorrow I have tentative plans to go to the beach with my one-year relp girl who I break up with every couple of months.
 

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cool story brah :crazy:
 

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How many cut an paste messages are you sending, out of interest?

And what do you say as an initial intro?
 

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I'm personally much happier with the women I've been meeting online than the ones I meet in the bars. Contrary to what others believe, they seem to display less red flags. All my head cases have come from the bars, not from the internet.
 

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Good job. Zarky has put some hours and grindtime in this vagina business.
 

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Hyper2010 said:
How many cut an paste messages are you sending, out of interest?
I usually get 1 lay for every 100-200 or so intro emails I send, but it varies wildly by time of year and just plain luck. There are some times of year where I'll send out 500-1000 emails and get no lays at all, and other times of year where I send out a handful and get a lay or two.

And what do you say as an initial intro?
I'm not going to share that other than to say it's pretty damn dull. I don't do (ex-)Naughty Ninja's witty openers or anything clever. I only shoot for numbers.

I consider it to be like mass spamming. You send out so much spam that even if your response rate is 0.01% you're still raking in bucks. One chick I went out with called it "farming" the dating site. Like scattering seeds and hoping a small percentage will grow.

Of course I'm looking to achieve my "75 by 50" badge. I need to screw ~30 more women in the next 12 years. Many guys who are looking for a wife or whatever may wish to use some other dating method. :p

Zarky has put some hours and grindtime in this vagina business.
That's fo' sho'. I admire the guys who are born hot and are "gifted" with lots of poon. I have to grind out each lay, day after day.
 

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*lots of poon* wow now I know you're lying...this is why you're a homeless virgin lawyer....keep writing cool stories though:)
 

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Made an OKC and POF account, at least in my country it's so ****ing awful... I could find better looking women in a nursing home.
 

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Demonpenz said:
Good job. Zarky has put some hours and grindtime in this vagina business.
Too bad all he gets for his efforts is a measly '5' for every 100-200 messages he sends out. A good example of how not to do it.
 

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Its good that you enjoyed some good sex, but all of that effort for a girl that you arent much attracted to on a personal or physical level makes me remember why I dont use OLD anymore.

Better than nothing I guess.
 

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Bokanovsky said:
Too bad all he gets for his efforts is a measly '5' for every 100-200 messages he sends out. A good example of how not to do it.

I don't understand that either. Send out countless messages only to get laid off of a chick no normal non desperate dude would want to be seen with nor need to get laid from and count it as an "accomplishment".

But if digging through the trash makes some dudes proud of themselves. Let them have at it.
 

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You guys have to understand Zarky is an angry lesbian who has been trolling men's forums for 15 years ....she was the Indian Race Troll of her time
 

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If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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To me a 5 is an average girl. Or a girl with a nice face but no body. Or a nice body but not a great face. That should be most peoples idea if a 5. Which isnt "trash".... its just not something to brag about...

Regardless, zarky.... pof has an absolute proven limit on the # of messages you can send yo different women daily. I believe its in the 40-50 range. Any that you send beyond that will not show up in inboxes. So sounds like youre wasting time if uoure sending your cut and paste to many women
 

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Zarky said:
As the thread title says, banged new one. Probably about a 5. 29 years old. Not much gaming required. She was totally quiet at the bar and would not give me much conversation, so I thought it wasn't going to happen. Then I just started some KINO and it was on. She's less of a talker, more of a feeler I guess. The sex was solid, we banged twice that night and once this morning. I came twice, don't know how many times she did.

There was a little LMR when we were in her bed but she was still partially clothed. She asked whether or not I'd want to see her again after the sex. I said "Of couuurse." Then she asked me if I remembered her first name. I had fortunately put it in my phone that day so I did. After I answered those questions successfully, the panties came off and we were down to business.

The chick's leaving town in 6 weeks so she's not looking for anything serious.

The interesting part of this whole thing to me was not the lay -- which basically consisted of me showing up and not screwing anything up -- but the fact that when I was sending out my zillions of cut-and-paste intro emails I specifically stopped on her profile and thought, "I have a feeling it's going to happen with this one."

She had sort of a LSE (low self esteem) look in her eyes and for some reason something about her photos jumped out and my subconscious mind told me that I was going to f*ck her. Even before I even sent my cut-and-paste.

Kind of interesting. I also have a date with what could be a 7 or even an 8 on monday. I unhid my POF profile for an hour (usually I have to keep it hidden so my other girlfriends don't see it -- they scour POF and call me out if they find it) and this 7/8 contacted me out of the blue and said she liked my profile which is very sexual.

So we lined something up and she gave me her number to confirm.

If this one happens I will be very pleased.

Later tonight I'm going to a swing party with my swinger girl. Tomorrow I have tentative plans to go to the beach with my one-year relp girl who I break up with every couple of months.
Post the opening msgs you use for pof please.
 

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Spamming out 100's of messages? I've been doing at all wrong. I thought a carpet bombing session was 20 or so chicks. Time to cast a wider net. Thanks for the insight. I'm broke and unemployed right now so am taking some time off from trolling the sites. But when I get back, it's gonna be spam central.
 

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bukowski_merit said:
To me a 5 is an average girl. Or a girl with a nice face but no body. Or a nice body but not a great face.
Of course, and that's how I use it as well. 5 is completely average. Keep in mind that the guys who say they "only f*ck 8s and above" aren't actually having any sex, or their rating system is completely out of whack.

Regardless, zarky.... pof has an absolute proven limit on the # of messages you can send yo different women daily.
It's 40 first-contact emails per day.

So sounds like youre wasting time if uoure sending your cut and paste to many women
I don't send 1000 per day LOL.. at 40 a day it would take a month or so to spam 1000 chicks.
 

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Zarky, I'd like to hear how the Swinger session goes.
 

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