Banged new OKC girl last night

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Banged a new divorcee last night, 5 face 7 body. From OKC. Not much else to say except my calculations show that I've reached my "40 x 40" goal. I'd like one more just to make it completely official. Now I have to shoot for my "75 x 50" goal.

This chick was a petite woman just shy of 40. Solid body, tons of tats which I'm not all for but the rest of her made up for it. She kept saying she hadn't had sex in 8 months and she was raring and I mean raring to go. We went out for a drink and she told me she'd made dinner for us so then we went back to her place. She basically dropped her pants and put me inside her 10 seconds after we walked in the door.

It was a pretty intense evening, the girl was a spinner and jumped around like a monkey on my dong.

Wish I could say I ran some awesome 'game' on her but really I didn't do much. My online technique these days is to simply weed out, weed out, weed out the billions of chicks who won't put out. Once I do that I can be a lazy f*ck when the actual date happens.

In other news, the other chicks I boned last week (I guess almost 2 weeks ago now) have not called me back. This is partly a relief and partly sad. The sex with them was really tepid and quite boring, not like with this chick. And I already have 2 girlfriends so I didn't really want to have to come up with a way of cutting it off with them like I usually do.

So in that way it's a relief, but I'm not really used to chicks basically screwing and leaving, so that's thrown a bit of strangeness into the mix. Usually they're the ones who get clingy after sex; I've run into very few who bone and leave. So to have two do it in the span of one week is very odd for me.

Although in all fairness I wasn't exactly a superhero in the sack with either of them. I pretty much pumped them, came, fell asleep, then the next morning did it again. But they weren't the exuberant little gymnast that this chick last night was. She was totally into it, whereas the previous two seemed like they were just going through the motions.

Got another date with a new chick tonight. I give it only a 50/50 chance of sex but she's the cutest one so far, so I had to give it a try. 8 face 7 body, if her pics are accurate.
 

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Zarky said:
Banged a new divorcee last night, 5 face 7 body. From OKC. Not much else to say except my calculations show that I've reached my "40 x 40" goal
Congratulations on reaching your 40 by 40, Zarky. However, i honestly don't understand why you would bang a 5, let alone being seen in public with one. I think that's just being lazy. I've banged UG's in my younger years, but always felt worse rather than better afterwards. I'll take a fap over a 5 any day of the week..

After I decided not to bang anything below a 7, my confidence has just gone up.

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In other news, the other chicks I boned last week (I guess almost 2 weeks ago now) have not called me back. This is partly a relief and partly sad. The sex with them was really tepid and quite boring, not like with this chick. And I already have 2 girlfriends so I didn't really want to have to come up with a way of cutting it off with them like I usually do.

So in that way it's a relief, but I'm not really used to chicks basically screwing and leaving, so that's thrown a bit of strangeness into the mix. Usually they're the ones who get clingy after sex; I've run into very few who bone and leave. So to have two do it in the span of one week is very odd for me.

Although in all fairness I wasn't exactly a superhero in the sack with either of them. I pretty much pumped them, came, fell asleep, then the next morning did it again.

Funny you should mention this, because it has happened to me lately aswell. I'VE been pumped and dumped. Normally they get clingy, but 3 times in a row, i had a hard time setting up day2. After 2 strikes i deleted their numbers and moved on.

I think it has a lot to do with your point of not being a superhero in the sack on those occasions. I was lousy and selfish in bed with all three, either cumming too fast or losing my erection. Suck as they were all pretty hot.

Seems like girls are really impatient if they don't get the expected satisfaction and just move on.
 

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Thanks. Keep in mind I'm going for straight numbers at this point. I rate women on a "zero to one" scale. If I think I'd be able to get it up for her at all, she's a one. Otherwise a zero ;)

Perhaps some day I'll get bored with quantity and go for quality, but at this point I'm more interested in seeing novel poon than anything. YMMV.

And remember this doesn't necessarily apply to my LTRs. I usually select them because they're hotter. I have two g/fs at this point who are 7s (one of whom put out on first date, the other on the 2nd).

But these quick online dating lays are chosen strictly for notch-count potential and for the pure adventure of boning a new chick.
 

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Zarky, you down to do some cold approaches in a target-rich environment right here in LA?
 

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Zarky said:
Banged a new divorcee last night, 5 face 7 body. From OKC. Not much else to say except my calculations show that I've reached my "40 x 40" goal. I'd like one more just to make it completely official. Now I have to shoot for my "75 x 50" goal.
75 x 50? Why??

Have you considered going for higher quality instead of simply upping the numbers? Banging middle aged 5's can hardly be considered an illustrious DJ career. There's no sense of accomplishment in being a fvck st!ck for sexually frustrated, average looking hoes. It's almost like you're doing a public service or something...except there's no keys from the city, no thank you letter from the mayor, no lifetime achievement award..
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Zarky, you down to do some cold approaches in a target-rich environment right here in LA?
Not really my thing, but I can see how some guys would think it's fun. And old friend and I used to do that back like in 2000-2001, and it was fun and we got some numbers, but we never closed and ultimately it seemed like a waste of time. It was more about the two of us having buddy time together than actually concentrating on women, and that was fine, but not my thing anymore.

Have you considered going for higher quality instead of simply upping the numbers? Banging middle aged 5's can hardly be considered an illustrious DJ career.
I gotta say, I don't really care. It's what I'm enjoying right now in my life. Banging lots of easy, average-looking online chicks for adventure and experience. If other guys want to do other stuff, that's great, I'm just posting my experiences online because it's fun.

Also, I have a one-date rule which states that if a girl doesn't put out on the first date, there is no second date. This does tend to drop the quality of chicks available to me. If I waited till the second or third date I could bang higher quality chicks. About 6-8 months ago I went out with a 25 year old HB8 who was extremely pretty and fun. We made out like crazy on our first date but she wouldn't put out. So there was no second date. That's just my personal policy.

LOL you're right though, sometimes it does feel like a public service.

Oh, and the new OKC chick I went out with last night did put out. She wasn't actually a 8 face with 7 body.. more like a 7 face with 6 body.. but it was good enough. We had drinks then back to her place. Then again in the morning. Average sex but a good time.

I'm trying for an overall lifetime lay count of at least 100. I started a bit behind the 8-ball because I was only at 4 by the time I was 26 years old. I'm at ~41 right now. I'm going for my "75 by 50" badge next. I'm almost 38 which gives me 12 years to bang 34 women. This means 3 women per year every year for the next 12 years. Shouldn't be too difficult unless I get lazy. And then I have from age 50 to death to bang out my last 25. That's the plan anyway.

I don't understand how dudes can post big numbers and say they only bang "9s and 10s." I just cannot see how that's possible. Like the one guy on RSD who claims "1665" women or some such nonsense, and of course every one has been model-quality. There aren't that many 9s and 10s in all of LA. And disregarding for a moment the sheer absurdity of that number, even banging 10% of that would be exhausting. I've screwed 4 new women, plus my two LTRs, in the past two weeks and I need a godd*mn break. There's no way any person could keep that rate going month after month, let alone year after year.
 

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At least you are honest about your intentions and I can respect that.

Personally i never found any satisfaction in banging low quality chicks (which i have in the past) other than during the few seconds of orgasm. Every other aspect of it, including the regret afterwards, just left me feeling disgusted and sad. Like I disappointed myself and lowered my value by giving my precious self to an unworthy chick... That's why i decided to stop it.

I'm at 42 and aiming to hit 50 by the end of the year given that i stay single. I think it's doable, even without going for the 5's and 6's. 7's aren't that hard to come by.

Always nice to set some goals and going for them, so good luck to you :)
 

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yeah I guess I don't have those feelings about being superior to women who are not super hot. I'm more interested in how a woman treats me than what she looks like (hence the first-date rule).

A lot of guys will put up with absolute bullsh*t from hot women. I'd rather have a 5 who treats me extremely well both in and out of bed than a 10 who expects me to do all the work both in and out of bed ;)
 

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Zarky, I've been following you on the forums for a while and finally decided to create an account here. Your advice and accounts have been unbelievably helpful. Question, do you have a thread where you post tips on how you make your effective but sexual profile on POH or OKC? I can't seem to find anything on it. Again, thanks for all the insight you truly are the pua.
 

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Guess this is the reason for the inflated attitude lately?

Good job on the lay :up:
 

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congrats zarky.

i like where you headed. i'm a 23 yr old guy and i am horny as a dog on heat. i fap way to much and i haven't had sex in 2 years.

i'm a addicted to porn and i can't shake it. ( cos i don't get sex, yes i go out)

could you write a guy on what you do?

i had 3 numbers off pof / okc 3 weeks ago. they pretty much all flaked on me. one did tell me she was seeing someone so that one is ok. one begged me to give me her my facebook, which in the end i did. she saw it for 30 seconds and decided i wasn't hot enough. to **** a fat ugly 4 ( fml) the other on was way to far for it to be viable.

so i need help on the weeding out part.
 

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i am horny as a dog on heat. i fap way to much and i haven't had sex in 2 years. i'm a addicted to porn and i can't shake it. ( cos i don't get sex, yes i go out)):eek:
That's a long ass time. Hope you get some soon. What is your choice for porn? Do you buy a lot of porno magazines and dvd's or just watch for free online?
 

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So I fvuck 'em all...on weekends I can take the 7-10 out for dinner at 8 pm and arrive at a booty call with the 5-6 a few hours later; this double-booking method keeps me in the driver's seat
That's actually quite brilliant, I may have to try that.

Zarky, I've been following you on the forums for a while and finally decided to create an account here. Your advice and accounts have been unbelievably helpful. Question, do you have a thread where you post tips on how you make your effective but sexual profile on POH or OKC? I can't seem to find anything on it. Again, thanks for all the insight you truly are the pua.
That's very kind of you, and I haven't written anything on that but I will start thinking about it and will write something up.

You're absolutely right, my initial email is to hook them and get them to respond, and I almost always send out a second email that's the same each time and gets them to qualify themselves by reading my profile. It's like a machine. I'll get on that, thanks for the suggestion.

i'm a addicted to porn and i can't shake it. ( cos i don't get sex, yes i go out)

could you write a guy on what you do?

i had 3 numbers off pof / okc 3 weeks ago.
Gotta say I'm "addicted" to it too.. I tend to blast one or two a day unless I'm preparing for a date. And even when I bang some chick, as soon as I get home I'll blast another. Hayden Winters is my current favorite, but clearly it changes by the hour LOL.

As far as getting numbers, I try to set up a date and then get the number once it's been set up. Maybe I'll write something on that too.
 

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the porn star you mentioned is hot and i am trying not to fap before i got to the club tonight.

trying to see if my " horniness" can get me laid tonight..
 
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