Ballsiest/funniest cold-approach you'd ever done or seen

[edger]

I just remembered this(which prompted me to start this thread). I remember one time wallking down the street in Manhattan back in 2004 with an ex-band member at the time. Swear to f*ckin' God, we're walkin' down the street, and this very attractive chick(must've been late 20's) is walking towards us with a bunch of her friends. LOL!, my buddy walks right up to her, picks her up, and starts dry humping her. SHE DIDN'T BUDGE ONE BIT! She seemed like she loved it. LOL. My other guitarist was like, "He's crazy!" Hahahaha! Funniest/ballsiest sh*t I'd ever seen as far as cold-approaching a total stranger.

 

[piranha45]

This is not ballsy at all, given the circumstances, but since this happened recently AND is on film..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur8X...on_in_the_most_in.php&feature=player_embedded

 

[horaholic]

This wasnt a cold approach, but a few weeks ago, my singer (we werent playing that night, just hanging out after practice) was talking to some chick at the bar, and they motioned for me to come over. I grabbed the bartender, and borrowed a pen, and I walked over. He introduced me to her. I immediately grabbed her shirt from the top and pulled it down and signed her boob. She was stunned, but she thought it was hot the way I had the balls to do that out of nowhere. i pissed her off a little while later though, so it didnt go anywhere.

 

[Oxide]

Last week, more or less on a lost bet.


Walked up to three girls at a restaurant, and asked:

"Fvck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name is John?"

She giggled and said, no it's not.

So I broke it down for her again, slower.

She looks me in the eye and says:

"Alright, wanna go to the bathroom?"

 

[edger]

Last week, more or less on a lost bet.


Walked up to three girls at a restaurant, and asked:

"Fvck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name is John?"

She giggled and said, no it's not.

So I broke it down for her again, slower.

She looks me in the eye and says:

"Alright, wanna go to the bathroom?"

LOL!, this is great.

 

[edger]

The ballsiest move was put on me...by some chick.

I was standing at the Bar with a Friend of mine...drinking and carrying on....when this chick walks right up next to me and starts grabbing my D~ck.

haha....i was so startled that i spilled my Frvukin Beer all over my buddy...We all started laughing...she was Drunk (obviously), but knew what she wanted. So...i gave it to her in my Car.

That was a once in my lifetime event (so far).

Oh man, that's just great. I hope she was hot.

 

[yuppaz]

recently on an airplane I told the stuartess that I wanted to fly the plane for a bit, she said ok (funny girl...liked that)..she walked by later and her badge said "crew", so I said, hey what happened crew, you didn't let me fly...I'm so disappointed" she figured out that I was looking at her badge for a name and told me her name was Kate, I told her mine. Later she sits in front of this little plane looking back towards the passengers, right in the center front of the plane... I lean over and basically have a pantomime conversation with her and tell her that she (point) and I (point) should go out...she nods yes and smiles. Later she comes by and I hand her my phone and tell her there is something wrong with it and she needs to take a look. I put in for her name:

first: Kate (crew)
Last: didn'tletmefly :-(

and had it sitting on the phone number.

She tells me that the problem is that the phone is supposed to be turned off, because we're landing....didn't get it, think I went to far with the pantomiming, but it was a funny approach.

 

[englishman]

I was on my way for a piss in the pub and this girl said hey where you going, so I pushed her into the washroom. I got my c0ck out for a wizz and she came up behind me and reached around and held my d1ck while I did, then shook it and put it back in my pants.*&^^%

 

[englishman]

Another one I once had in England was this girl in the pub, I ended up shoving her into the can aswell.

I bought this condom out of the machine that turned out to be a novelty thing that had all these bumps on, looked like a chickens head or something.
I was so pissed drunk I couldnt get it up.

I ended up taking her back to my ex gf's place with my buddy who was now my ex's current boyfriend.
My ex was on holiday.

I ****ed the girl with a bit of a floppy in the kitchen. and my buddy made fun of her saying she looked like a boy. (my buddies name was Ivor)

When me and my bud woke up in the morning she'd f'uked off but before she left she wrote on the wall in big letters with a marker pen "fvck you Ivor"

There was a paint can in the basement with a little bit of the same colour paint in it and we managed to just about paint it over, ... just.

His gf came home from holiday and knows nothing of it to this day, but if you sit on there couch and squint you can just about make out 'fvck you Ivor'