This was written a long time ago and still applies.....
OP---read this and stop worring about your hair......
01-28-2003, 02:08 AM #1
DIESEL
Master Don Juan
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: miami, fl, usa
Posts: 2,443
Stirred Up The Hornet's Nest Over At Gp.com with my "Tips"
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HEY GUYS: I WAS BORED WITH THE THREADS ON THIS SITE, SO I WENT OVER TO GP.COM AND AFTER BEING SICKENED BY THE GARBAGE I WAS READING OVER THERE I SENT OFF THIS LITTLE MISSIVE: (guaranteed to outrage!)
However, I live my life by these principles. The results speak for themselves.
(BTW, I post under my alterego "black bull" on gp.com)
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THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN, FOR THE CLUELESS LADS LOOKING TO GET LAID.
TO THE GUYS THAT POST HERE: You are pathetic. You come here with your tales of wuss-dom and wonder why the girl you have a hard-on for always goes for the prick/jock.
Well here's what's it all about coming from the mouth of a jock who at the age of 28 has bagged more girls than some of you chodes will bang in a lifetime, hell 3 lifetimes (I am the guy who was probably fukking the girl you pine over like a wuss-bag in your miserable high school existence.)
Consider this a shining beacon of male-reason to cut through all the bullshyt I read on this forum, that in the end only serves to emasculate you poor, clueless bastards even more.
THE CARDINAL RULES:
1. 95% OF WOMEN ARE UTTERLY WORTHLESS, (OTHER THAN FOR SEX OF COURSE) AND ULTIMATELY REPLACEABLE.
I could really give a fukk about most of the women I meet, even most of the ones I end up fukking. They are lame, boring, kind of stupid, and usually lacking in any kind of original thought. They are utterly self-important, self centered and basically wait around for the man in their life to give them some kind of purpose outside of school/job/or whatever sport they engage in.
Another thing that annoys me is that a lot of guys fall into the delusion of getting into "platonic relationships" with girls... what a crock of shyt!! Girls really have nothing to contribute to hanging out with the boys other than as a conduit to meeting other, hotter girls..... other than that, females are pretty worthless to men. Most men just don't have the balls to admit it to themselves.
Therefore, gentlemen, simplify your lives thusly. So: regarding Girls: - if you're not fukkin' them - drop 'em... unless she has hot friends. Other than that - they are utterly worthless to you.
Once in a blue moon, you'll actually meet a girl who is actually worth some kind of effort. But this is a very dicy judgment call, and I would assume most of you guys are too inexperienced with women and stlll prone to mushy touchy-feely bullshyt emotions to make this distinction yet. You have to muck through a lot of sluts and ****-teases to find some quality. Quality, of course, is individual criteria you guys will create as you gain experience with women. And even when you find quality, there's no guarantee it'll last.
2. YOU SHOULD NEVER REALLY GIVE A FLYING FUKK WHAT A GIRL THINKS ABOUT YOU ANYWAY. DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT TO DO AND NEVER TAKE ANY BULLSHYT FROM A WOMAN. REMEMBER, YOU'RE A MAN NOT SOME EMASCULATED PVSSY. IF YOU ARE NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT OUT OF A "RELATIONSHIP" YOU WALK WITHOUT HESITATION. PERIOD. AND DON'T LOOK BACK. THERE'S ALWAYS ANOTHER ONE.
ONCE YOU GIVE UP YOUR POWER IN A RELATIONSHIP, YOUR WOMAN WILL LOSE ALL RESPECT FOR YOU, AND IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE.
3. DON'T EVER TAKE ADVICE FROM WOMEN ABOUT WOMEN. THEY ARE UTTERLY CLUELESS. WHY? BECAUSE THEY THEMSELVES ARE TOTALLY FULL OF SHYT, AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY REALLY WANT. THEY'LL ONLY TELL WHAT YOU THINK YOU WANT TO HEAR, AND USUALLY IT HAS NO FOUNDATION IN REALITY.
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME: TAKE THEIR ADVICE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED.
4. THE GUYS THAT SCORE TONS OF PVSSY ARE THE ONES YOU SHOULD BE ASKING FOR ADVICE, BECAUSE THEY SECRETLY KNOW WHAT THEY (WOMEN) REALLY WANT:
CHICKS GET OFF ON POWER. WHY DO YOU THINK THEY GO FOR THE JOCKS AND THE DUDES WITH THE DEFINED PECS AND SIXPACKS, AND NOT SOME FLABBY, TERRIBLE-POETRY-SPOUTING LOSER LIKE YOU? POWER, BABY.
SO CALL A GIRL OUT WHEN SHE SAYS SOME STUPID SHYT OR TRIES TO PULL SOME CRAP ON YOU, HAVE SOME BALLS AND TAKE HER OFF THAT DAMN PEDESTAL. CHANCES ARE SHE'S NOT EVEN THAT HOT, DUMBA$$.
IT'S THE WHOLE ALPHA MALE THING, ADAPTED TO HUMANS. ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT. NOTHING GETS A GIRL OFF LIKE POWER. (like a guy who isn't afraid to tell a girl - overtly or covertly - that he wants to get into her pants).. THIS POWER... JERKS LIKE ME HAVE IT. "NICE GUY" PUSSIES LIKE YOU DON'T. THAT'S WHY YOU JERK YOURSELF OFF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT.
WHAT THEY REALLY WANT IS TO BE TREATED LIKE DIRT. THAT MEANS FUKK THE LIVING SHYT OUT OF THEM, MULTIPLE TIMES IN ONE NIGHT TO MIND BLOWING ORGASMS, AND THEN DISAPPEAR FOR AWHILE. YOU'LL SEE HOW THEY ALWAYS COME BACK FOR MORE. TO THIS EXTENT, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE MORE THAN ONE GIRL. THIS KEEPS STUPID HEAD-TRIP PLAYING BYTCHES IN CHECK. AND OF COURSE, VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE (to borrow the lame cliche..hey it's true !! )
5. HAVE SOME BALLS AND BE A MAN. ACTION, ATTITUDE AND NOT OVERANALYSIS IS THE KEY TO GETTING LAID TO THAT EFFECT, IF YOU LOOK LIKE A WUSSY, YOU'LL BE TREATED LIKE A WUSSY. GET OFF YOUR FAT, LAZY ASS AND GET IN THE GYM. BEAT THE JOCKS AT THEIR OWN GAME. STOP LAMENTING THE UNFAIRNESS OF IT ALL. GET OVER THAT SHYT. LIFE ISN'T FAIR. YOU WANT TO START FUKKIN HOT BYTCHES? GET OFF YOUR ASS AND MAKE IT HAPPEN.
6. IF YOU HATE YOURSELF OR THE WAY YOU LOOK NONE OF WHAT I SAID IN POSTS 1-5 WILL MAKE A BIT OF DIFFERENCE. YOU HAVE TO REMAKE YOURSELF INTO A PIMP. THIS IS WHERE BECOMING FRIENDS WITH A CERTIFIED MACK WORKS WONDERS. IF YOUR CURRENT INCARNATION IS NOT GETTING YOU LAID , WISHING THAT GIRLS SEE YOU FOR "WHO YOU REALLY ARE" IS NOTHING BUT A FUKKIN SELF DELUSION. GET OFF THAT FUKKIN CLOUD, AND START DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
7. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GET OFF THIS SITE. THIS SITE WILL NOT GET YOU LAID. IT WILL TURN YOU INTO AN EMASCULATED SHE-MALE.
8. ONLY UGLY, SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED, PLAIN JANE, AND/OR FAT CHICKS, POST ON THESE FORUMS (and the Internet in general). THE TRULY INSANE POPULAR, HOT BYTCHES YOU WANT TO BE FUKKIN ARE OUT GETTING RAILED BY THEIR A$$HOLE BOYFRIENDS AT THIS VERY MINUTE OR CRUISING FOR DYCK AT THE HOT NIGHTSPOT AS WE SPEAK. THEY DON'T SIT AT HOME AND CRUISE THE NET.
9. LADIES, I COULD GIVE A FLYING FUKK ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS TO THIS POST. WHY? BECAUSE AS MUCH AS YOU HATE GUYS LIKE ME ON PAPER, WHEN YOU MEET US OUT IN THE REAL WORLD, WE MAKE YOUR PUZZIES WET.
10. IF YOU ARE A GUY READING THIS AND THINK I'M A PRICK, CONGRATULATIONS, GIVE YOURSELF A PAT ON THE BACK.
BUT THEN AGAIN, IN ONE HOUR ONE OF MY FB (**** buddy) WILL BE GETTING OFF WORK AND I WILL FUKK HER TIL 5AM. WHAT ABOUT YOU? THIS ISN'T TO BE AN ******* (even though I am) , IT'S THE RAW, UNADULTERATED TRUTH.
IF YOU CAN'T STOMACH THIS, AND THIS KIND OF BRUTAL TALK STILL HASN'T INSPIRED YOU INTO ACTION... LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND CHECK IF YOU STILL HAVE A PAIR DOWN THERE.
11. RELATIONSHIPS ARE HIGHLY OVERRATED. LOOK AT GEORGE CLOONEY, HE'S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA. When you get married you might as well hand your testicles over to your wife. So I'll go kicking and screaming til the bitter end.
12. REAL MEN EAT MEAT. GIRLS SECRETLY THINK THAT VEGETARIANS ARE PVSSIES. MANY OF MY ATTRACTIVE LADY FRIENDS (i.e. FBs) HAVE TOLD ME THIS IN CONFIDENCE. I JUST HAD TO THROW THAT IN THERE. SOMEHOW I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED TO FIND A LOT OF VEGETARIANS ON THIS SITE.
HAVE A NICE DAY,
the bull
Over and Out.
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