Our society tends to villainize bad fathers, but I would disagree; bad fathers are not bad. Without bad fathers there would be no bad girls.
I thought about it for the first time as I slapped the buttocks of a naughty girl I knew in college. I remember clearly how she stretched out on my lap and cried, "More, more, harder, harder, I was bad". Fifteen minutes later, when the blood returned to my brain and I started to undo her cuffs, I realized something: there's no way that all is resolved between her and her father; I must send him a thank you letter.
To be clear, I'm not in favor of abusive fathers- I think the natural place for them is with abusive cell mates. But the standard bad fathers, the one who neglect his daughters, the one who’s yelling at her in front of her friends on a regular basis, the one who spanks her when she breaks something, the one who has no interest in her life. The drunken nights, the missed school plays, cheating on mommy and giving no positive reinforcement; you are the lifeblood of dark night clubs and basement dive bars. And truthfully, I do not think we appreciate you enough.
You, bad fathers, take a lot of **** from society; television shows present techniques that are supposed to improve you, psychologists write thesis papers on you, and teachers give you the stinky eye during parents-teachers night. Or maybe she always looks that way; it is your first time in school.. But has anyone thought of a world without you? World without sluts? Who will presidents and senators sleep with? Their wives?
My first hand job was thanks to a bad father; I'm sure of it. I have a dim memory of myself at the age of 17, and with no chance of a pretty, graceful, popular and intelligent girl who would even be in the same room with my ****, let alone rub it in hopes of a Ginny appearing. But someone did it, and the only reasonable explanation I can find is the fact that I told her I’d watch over her and won’t leave her. You know who did not protect her and left her soon after? 17 year old boys are *******s.
Without bad fathers, who would be photographed with smiling faces and spread legs without any compensation? Who would be ready to **** you assuming you can spell "are you awake"? Who would be dancing on top of bars in miniskirts and making out with their best friend in the middle of a dance floor after two drinks? Who would be buying thong swim suits? An entire industry would go down the drain.
And who would know, but really know to give proper head?
Now that we've proven that bad fathers contribute to mankind by providing bad girls, I propose to honor each year the "Worst Father's Day". You can stick it in between other meaningless “holidays”, such as Brooklyn-Queens day and the National Honesty day.
“Bad Father's Day" will promote the economy. The girls themselves wont buy presents for their estranged fathers, but we, who knew how to exploit the psychological weaknesses of their daughters, for us the potential is unlimited.
My god, I just realized that without bad fathers we would only have European porn..
I thought about it for the first time as I slapped the buttocks of a naughty girl I knew in college. I remember clearly how she stretched out on my lap and cried, "More, more, harder, harder, I was bad". Fifteen minutes later, when the blood returned to my brain and I started to undo her cuffs, I realized something: there's no way that all is resolved between her and her father; I must send him a thank you letter.
To be clear, I'm not in favor of abusive fathers- I think the natural place for them is with abusive cell mates. But the standard bad fathers, the one who neglect his daughters, the one who’s yelling at her in front of her friends on a regular basis, the one who spanks her when she breaks something, the one who has no interest in her life. The drunken nights, the missed school plays, cheating on mommy and giving no positive reinforcement; you are the lifeblood of dark night clubs and basement dive bars. And truthfully, I do not think we appreciate you enough.
You, bad fathers, take a lot of **** from society; television shows present techniques that are supposed to improve you, psychologists write thesis papers on you, and teachers give you the stinky eye during parents-teachers night. Or maybe she always looks that way; it is your first time in school.. But has anyone thought of a world without you? World without sluts? Who will presidents and senators sleep with? Their wives?
My first hand job was thanks to a bad father; I'm sure of it. I have a dim memory of myself at the age of 17, and with no chance of a pretty, graceful, popular and intelligent girl who would even be in the same room with my ****, let alone rub it in hopes of a Ginny appearing. But someone did it, and the only reasonable explanation I can find is the fact that I told her I’d watch over her and won’t leave her. You know who did not protect her and left her soon after? 17 year old boys are *******s.
Without bad fathers, who would be photographed with smiling faces and spread legs without any compensation? Who would be ready to **** you assuming you can spell "are you awake"? Who would be dancing on top of bars in miniskirts and making out with their best friend in the middle of a dance floor after two drinks? Who would be buying thong swim suits? An entire industry would go down the drain.
And who would know, but really know to give proper head?
Now that we've proven that bad fathers contribute to mankind by providing bad girls, I propose to honor each year the "Worst Father's Day". You can stick it in between other meaningless “holidays”, such as Brooklyn-Queens day and the National Honesty day.
“Bad Father's Day" will promote the economy. The girls themselves wont buy presents for their estranged fathers, but we, who knew how to exploit the psychological weaknesses of their daughters, for us the potential is unlimited.
My god, I just realized that without bad fathers we would only have European porn..
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