backbreakers basic guide to women's careers

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There are no universal truths here, but in my dealings with the opposite sex,. i've dated/fvcked women from all walks of society. from drug addicts to lawyers.

There are certain careers that women have that, either makes me think that hey this is a real plus and there are some that i have had such bad experiences with they are now red flags



Let's start with the pluses


1. Nurses. Nurses, pound for pound might be the best profession for women. they help people, they make decent money enough to be independent and not have to ask men for **** all the time and still do things they want to do, they are smart but not smart allic smart. my dad has 4 kids including myself. 2 of them are by nurses and 2 of his 3 ex wifes are nurses. My dad has ran through half of little rock, I don't think that's a coincidence that the two women that stood out most to him were nurses.


2. Liberians. - if you think all liberans are 60 year old prudes with glasses you need to wake up. some of the best ass i have ever had in my life were liberians.

first of all, they are usually pretty intelligent, and corky hot. you usually won't find a stunning hb9 in the libary but you will find a few good looking women there that have a uniqueness thing to them. libarians are a different breed of people.

moreso, they are some of the most cultured people you will meet. they know all the **** going on in town, the art exhibits, the jazz concerts, the plays, all the cheap yet entertaining unique dates you can find they know what the deal is. i remember when i was seeing this libary chick in little rock, a city i lived my entire life, she had me going places i didn't even know existed. and i am a guy who thinks he is somewhat cultured.

if i were a man looking for a very good woman who is not a gold digger this would be where i would start if i were a normal dude.


let me add.. barnes and noble is not a libary it's a book store. the chicks that work there are just high school girls most likely who are pretty generic and the people who go there and sit down are veyr much "look at me i'm at starbucks i'm so hipster". i'm talking about take your ass down to the library with your library card librarians.




REd Flags


Waitresses- i will cut my **** off before i go on a date with another waitress in my life. I have never, and when I say never, I literarlly mean never, met a waitress that wasn't either

1. a *****
2. a druggie
3. thought she was a 9 beucase of all the guys hitting on her when she really was a 6 or a 7
4. horrible with money and bills


i have never had a positive experience with waitresses. and i've tired. they don't bring anything whatsoever to the table exept being slutty. they aren't smart enough to get a real job. they like guys looking at them but think they are too good to take off their clothes for moeny so they get in the "sevice industry". the service industry for women is like softcore stripping. she goes around, she puts a smile on her face, she makes you feel like you actually mean **** to her life at that time, she makes a little small talk with you and you show her how big of a baller you are by leavinng her a tip. that sounds like a stripper to me without the nudity.

not only that. because of the ****ty ass hours most work, most can and do easily get away with cheating. i fvcked one that use to roteinly spend the night at my house when she got off at 2am and had to be at work at 11am she would just tell her husband she was staying at a co workers house instead of driving to 40 miles home and doing it in the morning. what is he going to say no?


actual strippers - see waitresses only worse.


3. lawyers - have actually spun 2 lawyers in my plate spinning dates. lawyers are like strippers, they are a trophy of sort. you got to have your **** on point to some extent to attract one. teh two i saw where not worth it. first, iot's not just that they are smart. they know they are smart. not only do they know they are smart, they know (think) they are smarter than everyone else including you. they know everything about everyting.

also actual lawyers work pretty ****ty hours and unless you are juste a hermit waiting around for her to call it's going to be hard to catch up with her.

last but not least, beucase she's a "lawyer" there are certain "tastes" that she has that hvae to be accounted for. when i dated one, there is no such thing as just going to grab a bite at red lobster.. she's too good for thhat ****. i grew up on red lboster and even though I can afford **** muchj more expensive.. li just fvcking like red lobster. what can i say i like the cheader biscuits. it's sentimental food to me, as my parents used to take me there all the time. you know every where you go doesn't have to be a 5 star restaurant. sometimes you just want a damn good burger. there are times I take my wife to very expensive resturants, in the hundreds of dollars. but **** sometimes, just want a dman good hole in the wall cheesebuger cooked by a fat black woman with a banana on her head and brought to me on a table that i have to put a book under one of hte legs. these from my experience are the type of women that "can't be seen" in that type of place. f that.

also, when you are dealing with professional women, they had to give up something to become professoinals and that's usually women skills like cooking.


media / news people/ women who like to be in front of the camera- this is like it's own world. the girl who brought me here, is a local news person who gets in front of the camera on local TV and does news stories. and yes she's hot. she has wanted to do that ever since she was a little girl.

through out her college and professional days I got to know more about this world. most, get pretty ****ty pay. the girl I know makes all of 450 dollars a week after taxes and she has a college degree. she's one of the faces of the news station's premier time slot... making peanuts. they don't do it for the money. oh no. these are some of the biggeset camera *****s in the face of hte planet. they want to be seen. these are some of the most suferficial people you will ever find on the face of the earth. the girl and all her friends all the same. all basiclaly broke as hell, all dating or married to the richest guy they can find, all draining their men of every recourse they have to keep up with each other. the girl makes 450 dollars a week yet drives a 2 year old Mercedes to work, and becuase her credit is ****ty it's all on her husband.
 

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you forgot cosmotologists/hair dressers. that sh!t seems to be the second most popular profession with women behind nursing. usually the ones who fail out of nursing school or are too dumb to get into it become hair dressers.

bartenders/working as a waitress in a bar- to me thats just different then working as a waitress at a Red Lobster. Youd also be shocked how many women between the ages 21-35 work in these venues.
 

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Robert28 said:
you forgot cosmotologists/hair dressers. that sh!t seems to be the second most popular profession with women behind nursing. usually the ones who fail out of nursing school or are too dumb to get into it become hair dressers.
If they cut guys' hair they probably get hit on almost as much as the waitresses.

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bartenders/working as a waitress in a bar- to me thats just different then working as a waitress at a Red Lobster. Youd also be shocked how many women between the ages 21-35 work in these venues.
A bartender is basically the same thing as a stripper.
 

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zekko said:
If they cut guys' hair they probably get hit on almost as much as the waitresses.


A bartender is basically the same thing as a stripper.

I have yet to meet a cosmotoligist that didn't cut men's hair. i hate that they charge you $20+ for a haircut AND expect a tip afterwards.

I look at bartenders like this....sure it was a cool job to have at onetime but once you're out of college, or at the age you SHOULD be out of college it's time to get a grownup job. i used to cut grass in the summer to make extra scratch too but i dont do that anymore.
 

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Spot on.

Nurses are the best. They are givers not takers, they are in touch with reality...more than most of guys. It means they can make difference between important and unimportant superficial BS. I guess you have to when you deal with people dying all day long.
They are not princesses, having to wipe azzes of homeless people.

They are perfect for dangerous times, they know drugs, they can stitch your wounds, they can take care of a baby.

Only problem with nurses is....doctors. Those MFs are alphas at work at least and they f@ck left and right....your nurse.
And they tend to be hypochondriac.

Women in professions (lawyers, diplomats, managers...) with need for masculine/dominant behavior are usually bad call. They are mostly "the son" daddy never had, resulting in various issues....not in touch with their feminine side or repressing it. They want to get f@cked but can't let it happen.

Psychologists are mostly nutcases. They went to study it to make sense of themselves....and failed of course.

Teachers are fine....until they get burnt out and mad from all those noisy stupid brats.

Non hippie art makers like designers and architects seem to be fine.

Actresses and stuff, yep....major attention wh0res. They can control it for a day most, then they need a fix even if they had to run around naked with forks in the back to get some.

Office rats, clerks, accountants and secretaries (not assistants though) are fine too.

Librarians.....never met any....thanks for the tip.

Ambitious guys are in most cases azzholes. In case of girls it is total disaster.
 

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Some waitresses are working the job because they are in college, and it's decent pay with flexible hours. That scenario is different from a career waitress with nothing else going on. The latter makes me think of 'Kiss my grits' Flo off of the old tv show Mel's Diner.

The girl who cuts my hair just got engaged. She is extremely hot, mostly I think because she's very feminine. She's great at cutting hair, but she's the opposite of intellectual. It's like talking to a kitten. Her former salon-owning boss is a bpd whack job. A guy I know married her, then caught her in bed with one of his friends.

Regarding law girls, I know quite a few. They tend to be a lot of fun in law school if you can get a shy, librarian-type one to open up. But after they pass the bar, they start auditioning husbands and get married immediately. Attorneys get fat, too, if they don't go to a gym, and usually they are busy working. My law school girlfriend lost interest in me when she realized I wasn't going to take the bar exam, thus making me inappropriate husband material. Now she's married to a chiropractor. By all appearances, he is a giant AFC. Every law school girl I know who was the slightest bit hot found a very suitable and boring husband.
 

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Though I am a lot younger than you guys. There's something that we all love about female doctors/nurses. Need of a woman who can take care of us when we are down, knowing we are safe in the hands of a woman who's realistic, has logic of a man, yet emotive like a woman.

I started liking a girl ( a lot more than the others), and guess what, she's into medical high school.


After this reading though I thought I'd become a lawyer. Seeing doctors get a lot of pu$$y....Not sure about it. But If I want to pursue musical career later in life, I think lawyer is the best bet. If I ever wanted to give up my free time and put my life for others, it would be medicine.Ignore this text about my proffesion. I had a need to write it.
 

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Before you guys start thinking nurses are all angels:

A friend of mine went to nursing school. According to him, almost every woman in the class who was married said she couldn't wait to graduate and start work so she could dump her husband.

Sounds typical. Have the guy support her through school, then dump him when it's time to reap the rewards.
 

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zekko said:
Before you guys start thinking nurses are all angels:

A friend of mine went to nursing school. According to him, almost every woman in the class who was married said she couldn't wait to graduate and start work so she could dump her husband.

Sounds typical. Have the guy support her through school, then dump him when it's time to reap the rewards.
that sucks lol

by the way i agree for the most part women in the medical professions are the best for the most part. :yes:
 

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Strippers are the worst. I've never met a stripper that wasn't a drug addict, alcoholic, or fukked in the head.

I've never seen serving drinks or waiting tables as a real job. To me it's on par with working the drive through at a fast food restaurant. Anyone over 25 that's still waiting tables is gonna be suspect. They will flirt with every guy in hopes of getting bigger tips.

Lawyers are mostly smoke and mirrors nowadays. The few lawyers I know are drowning in student loan debt. I know 2 lawyers who are both over 100k in debt from law school and one only makes 42k per year as a public defender. This guy can barely afford a decent apartment, let alone live the high life. Who would want to be in a relationship with someone over 100k in debt?

Female Doctors- Very picky about a mans academic credentials. They think any guy without a Phd isn't worth their time.

School Teachers- Tend to pack on the pounds if they're not going to the gym regularly. Many get sick of putting up with bratty kids and their annoying parents and become jaded and quit the profession. Many librarians are former teachers.
 

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Teachers -- The biggest freaks in the sack. If you only have one ONS in your lifetime, make sure it is with a school teacher. They might seem like conservative good girls in person, but they are WILD behind closed doors. Actually, get ear plugs with a minimum 30 dB noise reduction because many are screamers LOL.

Nurses -- Great caring people and make pretty good money. Also pretty freaky in between the sheets lol.

Paramedics -- Also freaks in the bedroom. I knew one that gave bjs to her partner while he was driving the ambulance to the next call. She also had s*x in the ambulance in between calls.

Psychologist or therapist -- Run fast lol.

Lawyers -- They are SOOO full of themselves. They are brilliant know it alls who look down on non-lawyers (although they won't tell you that to your face).
 

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I've noticed that for some reason thee are a LOT of BPDs in the teaching and nanny professions. Something about caring for children attracts them, probably because they are emotionally arrested in childhood.
 

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So this thread is basically an ego-stroking orgy whereby we all follow the OP in judging women based on their professions, (or, you know... you fvcked a few waitresses here and there, thereby ALL waitresses are like the ones you fvcked and well.. you fvcked so many dayam waitresses that you can pretty much speak for the WHOLE population of them, as well as lawyers and whatnot.. yeah you fvcked them all too. B!tches all be the same.. huh?).

You also get waste time questioning whether the job they hold is actually a "real" job or not, despite the fact that you know... they obtain money from working an allocated duration each day... (a bit like um.. A JOB!)

OOO FUN!
 

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Halcyonique said:
So this thread is basically an ego-stroking orgy whereby we all follow the OP in judging women based on their professions, (or, you know... you fvcked a few waitresses here and there, thereby ALL waitresses are like the ones you fvcked and well.. you fvcked so many dayam waitresses that you can pretty much speak for the WHOLE population of them, as well as lawyers and whatnot.. yeah you fvcked them all too. B!tches all be the same.. huh?).

You also get waste time questioning whether the job they hold is actually a "real" job or not, despite the fact that you know... they obtain money from working an allocated duration each day... (a bit like um.. A JOB!)

OOO FUN!
I guess you're right, shame on us. afterall, we all know women would love a guy just as much if he were a doctor or a janitor, right? what's that you say? we shouldn't judge all women based on a few? oh you mean kinda like how they say "all guys are jerks, i want a nice guy!".

:rolleyes:
 

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Robert28 said:
I guess you're right, shame on us. afterall, we all know women would love a guy just as much if he were a doctor or a janitor, right? what's that you say? we shouldn't judge all women based on a few? oh you mean kinda like how they say "all guys are jerks, i want a nice guy!".

:rolleyes:
Women who say sexist generalizing sh!t about men are just as stupid as men who say sexist generalizing sh!t about women.

Bottom line: If you don't want to fvck an idiot, get to know them a little before you take them to bed with you.
 

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Halcyonique said:
Women who say sexist generalizing sh!t about men are just as stupid as men who say sexist generalizing sh!t about women.

Bottom line: If you don't want to fvck an idiot, get to know them a little before you take them to bed with you.
smarts is not a quality I desire when choosing a woman just to fvck. that's strictly about looks and a personality i can TOLERATE(notice i didnt say click or mesh with?). I don't see how smarts factors into it anyways. now if we're talking marriage or dating, then yeah I have a different set of standards for that.
 

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EVERYTHING on this site is a generalization....

1. American women are evil.

2. Women from the northeast are snobby but honest.

3. Girls under 25 are all party girls that go to clubs.

4. Nurses are good lovers.

5. Work out because muscles help attract women.

6. Every hot chick has exactly 6.2 orbiters at any given time lol.

7. Her fat friend will always c*ckblock you.

Nothing on this site is intended to be a 100 percent rule. These are all rough guidelines based some random (and sometimes conflicting) experiences, but they aren't scientific and certainly not absolute. Take them for what they're worth. While my list was based on my experiences, it was also meant to be funny.

Anyway think of the game, in part, as gambling. Use your own experience to help make decisions that are hopefully, slightly better than just pure chance. Could you still be wrong? Hell yeah, but it's better than flipping a coin.
 

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women who are nurses or dental assistants
dont get to meet several men (they are sick in pain)

those in marketing/acting/waitress/bartending do

hot pharma sales reps are hired for a reson

know a marketing lady ,who worked her way up in corp ladder banging c-level execs ,shes hot though
 

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What a great freaking idea for a post!

I actually like generalisations like this; if they run true more than half the time, then they're useful and they've served their purpose, which is to aid my decision making.

I have to wade though a lot of self-important sociology majors with bad spelling and Marxist tendencies. Totally disconnected from the real world, and all so eerily similar, the only thing that changes is the pattern on the vintage dress.

My rule of thumb on a woman's profession: Never get involved with a woman who isn't involved in producing a real product, or a real service. You know, something other people would voluntarily pay for in a free market. Doing so connects them with other people, they have to deal with the wants and needs of others.
 
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