Azudragon's Museum of Magical Melodies and Sinful Symphonies

[Daydream Engineer]

Welcome, welcome welcome.... no food and drinks beyond this point.

I am going to type in this museum of a thread, all the songs and poems that i wrote in the forums here. DJ Barcardi recommended i do this since i guess i have some talent.I love to rap and write songs that give both advice and a laugh, and i make them as i type. I created this thread because i want a collection of all the gnarly poems and geronimo songs that i created when giving my fellow members advice. I hope they inspire you in ways normal words couldn't, and if they tickle your funny bones, then good, i did a good job lol. Im learning how to rap, and most of these took under 15 minutes each to write, so i don't want to hear "get a life comments" haha. Well this is my collection, feel free to tell me what you think. Just don't touch anything, this is still my Museum, and i want this jewels to be in mint condition.
+ respect if i inspired you to dream a dreamy dream :wave:

The first actual song i wrote:
OMG!: When Adjectives Attack, Descriptive Vocabulary Always Gets The Girl!
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=159495

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The beat to all of my songs is:

He's a Pirate ( Pirates of the Caribbean Theme Song) by Hanz Zimmer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwrQehQ9JDU



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1. Thread: Why Life and romance suck? by Cola
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=159611

A Song, musica maestro!

Dear studio audience i have an announcement to make!

Guy one, The Jerk treats her like parrot crap,
while Guy 2 gives her things and a buck,
Guy 3 the real manly one, the Don Juan
is thinking naughty like senior thief Ali baba,
the reason why life and romance rocks,
is because while The Afc gets no girls,
The nice guy makes all his romance known
and the jerk makes her heart swirl and twirl,
but the Don Juan is explosions and firepower,
because he shows her the fun side of the world,
and takes her on a ride thru the sexual atmosphere,
checkmating her like a king, like a true sire,
levitating her into a rare orgasmic desire,
Be the Don Juan, that's how its done
Follow Don Juan, and your life and romance won't suck!


2. Thread: Stupid girl rule " I don't kiss on first dates"by LDBaha
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=159620

Oh my god, the music is mind controlling me!

I don't kiss on the first date,
we can't have sex, we just met,
thanks for the dinner, its getting late,
im really really sorry mr Azudragon,
i really just want to jump on your wagon,
and go on a ride and receive your Oregon trail
but, its a shame, sucks, oh well,
i can't because the girls and society would give me hell,
if they found out i was doing slutty behavior,
i wish i could get an "im not a slut" waiver,
but that's what i have boyfriends are for,
but after a couple a dates, yes you can be my sailor,
be patient and still seduce me, until then see ya later!

Maybe she doesn't want to be seen as a slut, kiss her on the next date and see what happens


3. Thread: "Are you attracted to me" by Snowdog
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=157944

Get up on this, show me microphone bliss

She says Are you attracted to me,
do you want to get inside my body,
I tell her its depends, i give her a maybe,
i tell her maybe, maybe your my type,
but, ill rather show you with actions,
because im that kind of suave guy,
who if i was, i would spank your butt,
then tell you, its tight, sure why not
then kiss you, give you butterflies in your gut,
seducing you with my crystal cavern black eyes
so the next time you ask, and i answer the Why,
if am attracted to you, whether its day or night,
be prepared for a swell good of a Jammin' time,
and if that answers your question, good
because rhythm is just a dancer, just like I believe it should.


4. Thread: How to Talk to Woman About SEX or Talking Dirty by Heartbreakkid
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=159465


lets take a ride with lunar beats and planetary vocals

*i am pretending to be a girl*
http://arcadeafterdark.com/images/wh...20invaders.JPG


Im the girl, Lets talk about vocabulary sex and verb dirty,
were both attracted to each other, but first i need a good story,
and i can tell you little man, i have several magical tricky's,
because i can get wet without touching water,
and make a man harder like advanced Japanese calculus.
So if you want to talk to me dirty Mr. Space Invader, listen to this,
in the first wave of aliens you send me subtle sex jokes,
make me laugh, get rid of my "i feel slutty" shields.
The second wave, requires a bit more laser touch firepower,
you touch me, tickle me , playfight like Tigger the tigger,
then when you pass the third and the kino asteroid fields,
you tell me with your hands your wildest fantasies,
Sex, sex ,sex, the verbal exaust coming out of your mind engine,
blast the aliens with a passion kiss and romance shooter flames
make out like its a tribal dance, timing right, take your chance,
then its time to face the take off my panties end of the level boss,
but since you already collected enough ammunition and power ups,
go explode me, miss supernova, and i will make sure you shine bright,
you, my space man, well be seen from Earth, the evening news, and in future astronomy maps!

I hope my lyrics help you out my friend. I make them as i type muahahaha!

 

[Hughman]

Dude, you're mad. Respect is due.

 

[pLaYtHiNg]

Wow! All so very eclectic and interesting!

 

[Daydream Engineer]

5. Thread: Can't you just lie to girls? by thewarrior
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1557878#post1557878

Can you lie to the ladies, Ooh ooh wee
yes sir, that's the 1 million dollar slumdog question,
but life isn't like a retro classic video game, you see,
because in life the road doesn't go only one way, one exit out
like the linear levels from Crash Bandicoot on PlayStation,
like rings Sonic on Dreamcast, and the coins of Mario from Nintendo,
it depends on the severity and type of the situation,
saying im the town outlaw, the best in the wild Wild West
is exaggeration, saying i ride a Pegasus with armor from Sparta
is a true lie, but a white lie is saying you don't look fat in the rosy red dress,
manipulation is me saying you remind me of the painting Mona Lisa,
when your name is Lisa and you hate art, and im a true fan of science.
Its only lying when you ego is shaken and your id is involved,
and you think , i need to say this, insecurely ill tell her i have....
a fancy car, a high status, a big estate with cellar of 18 century champagne,
its only lying when they ask you "Are seeing other girls?",
and you tell each one "NO" like a robot, like a 21 century love machine,
and don't feel feelings, empathy or symphathy towards your nighttime desires,
but i can't answer you question, all i can say is that it varies, like job flyers
karma may come from Valentine's past and ghost haunt you,
depending on the ocean currents and how you captain your ship, "The Situation"

Dude, you're mad. Respect is due.

Thank you for the respect,
and yes im a a wanna be mad genius,
come and try to stop me Fem Bots,
but beware last time i went and checked,
i couln't find a word that rhymes with Pen!s.

http://www.allthingsmike.com/CulturalBlender/robots/fembots.jpg

Wow! All so very eclectic and interesting!

Eclectic : selecting or choosing from various sources.

I was flattered until i saw the smiley face, now im smitten,
because as an artist Plaything writes in pretty magneta pink,
causing a feminine colorful revolution, thats what im thinkin'
flooding the streets with her womanly flirty eyes and wink wink,
thank you for finding it wowly eclectic and interesting,
artistic compliments are electrifying, like hearing money go ca ching!

 

[pLaYtHiNg]

I was flattered until i saw the smiley face, now im smitten,
because as an artist Plaything writes in pretty magneta pink,
causing a feminine colorful revolution, thats what im thinkin'
flooding the streets with her womanly flirty eyes and wink wink,
thank you for finding it wowly eclectic and interesting,
artistic compliments are electrifying, like hearing money go ca ching!

That is so going into my signature.

Edit: Nevermind, it's too long!

 

[Daydream Engineer]

That is so going into my signature.

Edit: Nevermind, it's too long!

They call me the pretty in pink, girly girl Plaything,
but its only because i have a sweettooth for candy flirting


Thread: The Dj Gods Have Sent Us A Message! by Azudragon
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=159748

ts the DJ gods, and were back with style,
one, two, three, from the sky to the ground,
Its an oracle, and they sent me a a rare message
to share with, and tell this mortal thriving community,
here it goes, its breaking genres and social formats,

The sky gates are open, and we have arrived,
It feels like were living in the land of the afc chodes,
since you all spend precious hours on Sosuave,
hoping to find a "get the girl' magical pill,
waiting to be a spectator in the forum world,
looking for better attracting articles so badly,
asking for kiddy help and creating elementary threads,
when the answer is real life actiony approaching,
and actual self prophesies and flirt learning,
get off the silverscreen computer, oh dear,
the senior members are holding you hand in hand,
unless its serious blowout in a relationship,
but its time you take off your training wheels,
be the rockstar of her rebellion heavy metal band,
be the badboy who rides the night with natural pheromones,
be the artist who paints her young mind like a sexual mural,
be the scientist who enchants her emotional chromosomes,
be the action hero who gives her a whole new adventurous world
be the teacher, who mystifies her by being her wild role model,
so better now than sooner, get of the daydream help computer,
so better now than sooner, get of the daydream help computer,
so better now than sooner, get of the daydream help computer,
don't wait, im honest, back to back, you learn so much flavor in life,
so if you want a transformation, a change, a metamorphosis,
don't question it, don't roll the dice, darts, or take a guess,
turn it off, and go out and really approach, that's how female success really is!