Awww, she's trying so hard!

[Desdinova]

Had this chick show up in my OKCupid Quiver matches. She wants to be rewarded for putting extremely feeble effort into losing weight.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/rockstarchica

 

[Zunder]

Had this chick show up in my OKCupid Quiver matches. She wants to be rewarded for putting extremely feeble effort into losing weight.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/rockstarchica

What, you don't envision her and you on the sofa, you eating popcorn, her eating twenty pizzas, and watching her favourite movie "The Notebook"!

 

[Desdinova]

I envision her saying "Any man I date has to understand that my first love is Potato Chips"

 

[backbreaker]

I love cooking/baking

no sh!t?

 

[Albatross953]

Hey at least she said curvy..last week I met a size 12 with size 7 pictures. Now its post full body pics from forty pounds ago. Average...ya right.

And your girl here probably still gets more attention than she can handle..

 

[Solomon]

And your girl here probably still gets more attention than she can handle..

QFT

Just read this thread and weep, I did

 

[Atom Smasher]

Get this, guys... I have an account there, and I looked at where it says, "Y'all got issues".

Submitted for your entertainment:

What's worse on a first date?

Her: No physical attraction

Me: Nothing to talk about

 

[Desdinova]

Hey at least she said curvy..

There's a difference between curvy and lumpy. What we have here is most likely lumpy.

 

[MaddXMan]

Put this as your OLD headline: "Life is like a box of chocolates; neither lasts long for fat people."

Boom, keeps the fatties from contacting or winking