Awkward situation... my finger got stuck! What now?

[Wildstyle]

Ey Playaaaaaaaas


The title is bULLSHYT but also a dream.... oh YEAH!!


Im going to Western next year ranked 4th best party university in North fckIN AMERICA!

I got a single room n i know its gonna be filled with chalkfuls of horny wet ****ssss

If uve been through that kinda lifestyle how should i game girls in that kinda atmosphere, do i go direct or indirect? do i get em drunk or how should i take em to my pad?

Imagine im yo lil bro n u bout to open ma eyes to the world of WHITE PUSSSY n BLONDE AYSSSS!! yeA PlaYA!!

Wat wud you tell me that someone shudda told u wen u were grinding cheerios back in the day. What shuda do to have PUSSSY gravitate towards ma SOULLLL!

I WANNA FUKITY! FUK! FUK! n then tell em to get out of the bathroom so i can finish my deuce. Cuz thats wat its all about!

Enlighten me on this path, this gangstAS all EARS n GOLD!!

 

[Biggie]

First, you wanna go to your local gun store, and buy a powerful shotgun and ammo. When it arrives, load it, point it at your head, and shoot. Foolproof.

 

[Hank Moodie]

I WANNA FUKITY! FUK! FUK! n then tell em to get out of the bathroom so i can finish my deuce

wf?! LMAO

 

[NorwegianDJ]

Haha, someone's exited

First off, how do you find out university party rankings? Or uni rankings in general?

Conquer your campus would be a good place to start out.

Be socially proactive. Spread good vibes. Be a cool guy. Go party. ???. Reap the benefits.

 

[MurdocIsGod]

Lmfao!!!!

 

[Wildstyle]

You talk like a huge faggot. If English is your native language, you have no excuse. I won't help you for being so damn stupid.
"I WANNA FUKITY! FUK! FUK!"

I'm going to knock you out and write grammar rules with your blood.

aha someones gettin angry.... stop being a lil BIAYTCH u kunt nugget!

I say wat I WANT WHEN I WANT MUTHAFUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[cordoncordon]

aha someones gettin angry.... stop being a lil BIAYTCH u kunt nugget!

I say wat I WANT WHEN I WANT MUTHAFUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is this Adam from the Real World? Yeah he's a loser too.

 

[Wildstyle]

Is this Adam from the Real World? Yeah he's a loser too.

Wow that was lame

Seriously though, guys help me with ma situation n tell me da shyt i need to kno I dnt post to waste ma muthfukin time GODDAMIT!!

Id actually appreciate ledgit advice yeeeeee

 

[Wildstyle]

Is this Adam from the Real World? Yeah he's a loser too.

Wow that was lame

Seriously though, guys help me with ma situation n tell me da shyt i need to kno I dnt post to waste ma muthfukin time GODDAMIT!!

Id actually appreciate ledgit advice yeeeeee

 

[Wildstyle]

Is this Adam from the Real World? Yeah he's a loser too.

Wow that was lame

Seriously though, guys help me with ma situation n tell me da shyt i need to kno I dnt post to waste ma muthfukin time GODDAMIT!!

Id actually appreciate ledgit advice yeeeeee

 

[Audiophile]

Congrats bro, you're going to be at a subpar university, but at least you'll be too drunk to notice . J/k, I've partied at western a few times this year, and it really fvcking rocks. If you ever want some good pvssy though, head over to Guelph uni, 6:1 girl:guy ratio at a liberal arts college .

 

[goodlistener]

Awkward

 

[Spade]

Try downloading the RSD Blueprint Decoded torrent itll help your game.

 

[5string]

Hear is some good advice now that you asked. Seriously.

Learn to spell and quit talking like some punk, boyz in the hood wannabee.

Start with that and you'll do better with the ladies.

 

[Wildstyle]

Hear is some good advice now that you asked. Seriously.

Learn to spell and quit talking like some punk, boyz in the hood wannabee.

Start with that and you'll do better with the ladies.

aha i talk da way i want, stop being an insecure bytch about it.

I hate ppl who dont kno shytttt but just wanna post somthin. If u kno somthin say it if u dnt get out here before i bytch slap the livin crrap outta ya.

Lmao Who do u think u r.... "Heres is some good advice now that u asked..." SHUT DA FUK UP NIGGA!!

 

[5string]

aha i talk da way i want, stop being an insecure bytch about it.

I hate ppl who dont kno shytttt but just wanna post somthin. If u kno somthin say it if u dnt get out here before i bytch slap the livin crrap outta ya.

Lmao Who do u think u r.... "Heres is some good advice now that u asked..." SHUT DA FUK UP NIGGA!!

Now now.

Pull up your pants, put your baseball hat on straight and get rid of those earrings honey.

 

[Wildstyle]

Now now.

Pull up your pants, put your baseball hat on straight and get rid of those earrings honey.

lmao thats all u got, soft