Originally posted by Austin Allegro
Awesome post, dude!
And like, the other night, me and my hombies were like, cruising downtown in my Camaro, and like this COOL girl was hanging around on the corner of 12th and Abbatoir, she had like a short skirt and like a leopardskin top, and like she strolled over and was all over me!
So I lay a pattern on her, start anchoring etc, and she is like giving me this like look that like says 'I want you right now', so we end up like doing it out back of Walmart, right away! It was totally cool, she said she 'charged' fifty bucks but I knew she was joking, but I paid her anyway cos she had some AFC guy hanging around she called 'her pimp'.
We're meeting up again next week and get this she doesn't even want to go on a date, she just wants to get right down to the action! (she sez she need another fifty bucks for her mom who's sick, but hey, it's worth it!).